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2022-05-28 1:09:17 PM  
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2022-05-28 1:23:05 PM  
Monkeypox is a sensation not a real problem.
 
2022-05-28 1:49:12 PM  
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2022-05-28 2:42:54 PM  

aleister_greynight: Monkeypox is a sensation not a real problem.


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2022-05-28 5:44:10 PM  

aleister_greynight: Monkeypox is a sensation not a real problem.


A burning, itching sensation.
 
2022-05-28 8:09:21 PM  
Monkeypox?

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2022-05-28 8:09:29 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

reidepstein: Things that have happened just this month: Uvalde mass shooting Buffalo mass shooting Supreme Court abortion decision leak highest gas prices on record baby formula shortage inflation Covid spiking again Ukraine war still going American democracy, still in peril


That list seems short.
 
2022-05-28 8:10:21 PM  
You've been a very naughty monkey?


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2022-05-28 8:10:39 PM  

aleister_greynight: Monkeypox is a sensation not a real problem.


Really wish you would have told me this before I shoved LEDs up my butt.
 
2022-05-28 8:12:40 PM  
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Wanted for questioning. Patient zero?
 
2022-05-28 8:14:50 PM  
Month ain't over yet.
 
2022-05-28 8:15:03 PM  

jars.traptone: [Fark user image image 460x362]


So now we have to be on the look out for Gorilla Pox?

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2022-05-28 8:16:07 PM  
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2022-05-28 8:20:35 PM  
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2022-05-28 8:22:33 PM  
I forgot about Dre.
 
2022-05-28 8:23:48 PM  

jars.traptone: [Fark user image image 460x362]


If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey. Even if it has a monkey kinda shape. If it doesn't have a tail It's an ape!
 
2022-05-28 8:27:55 PM  
Thanks, Brandon?
 
2022-05-28 8:32:04 PM  

Summoner101: jars.traptone: [Fark user image image 460x362]

So now we have to be on the look out for Gorilla Pox?

[atomicjunkshop.com image 850x566]


First thing I thought of ...

Ernie Kovacs - The Nairobi Trio "Solfeggio" - ABC Television Network Videotaped Version
Youtube 416o9b_pjQk


Yes, I am old, how did you know?
 
2022-05-28 8:32:22 PM  
They forgot the confirmation that the vaccines do not limit the chances of permanent neurological disorders, kidney failure, and/or gatrotintesintal disorders, from mild and "asymptomatic" cases.

Source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2022/05/25/long-covid-vaccines-slight-protection/

The ehadline is misleading. The study does NOT suggest. The study concludes definitely. Here is a quotation, bold text for the most importatn takeaway:

Six months after their initial diagnosis of covid, people in the study who were vaccinated had only a slightly reduced risk of getting long covid - 15 percent overall. The greatest benefit appeared to be in reducing blood clotting and lung complications. But there was no difference between the vaccinated and unvaccinated when it came to longer-term risks of neurological issues, gastrointestinal symptoms, kidney failure and other conditions.

If Fark posted about it, I missed it.
 
2022-05-28 8:37:23 PM  

LesterB: Summoner101: jars.traptone: [Fark user image image 460x362]

So now we have to be on the look out for Gorilla Pox?

[atomicjunkshop.com image 850x566]

First thing I thought of ...

[YouTube video: Ernie Kovacs - The Nairobi Trio "Solfeggio" - ABC Television Network Videotaped Version]

Yes, I am old, how did you know?


For what it's worth, I appreciated it.

/old guy
//good stuff
///threesies
 
2022-05-28 8:37:35 PM  
Lots missing from that list;

Monkeypox
Andy Fletcher found dead
Henry Kissinger found alive
 
2022-05-28 8:39:48 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: But there was no difference between the vaccinated and unvaccinated when it came to longer-term risks of neurological issues, gastrointestinal symptoms, kidney failure and other conditions.


So it's almost like going maskless these days still isn't safe, yet the government has entirely moved on from caring...
 
2022-05-28 8:41:12 PM  
Ray Liotta passed away this month.

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2022-05-28 8:42:50 PM  
Still waiting for that murder hornet subplot to pay off.
 
2022-05-28 8:43:28 PM  

aleister_greynight: Monkeypox is a sensation not a real problem.


From what I've read, the degree of the problem presented by monkeypox is directly proportional to how much you like dick.

Seriously, though, why are almost all the Western cases gay men? Why does it seem that lesbians and heterosexuals are largely unaffected?
 
2022-05-28 8:45:52 PM  
You also forgot:

Billionaires manipulate social media, cryptocurrency share prices.
Comedians assaulted on stage.
Iranian nuclear weapons negotiations breathe final breaths.
I used too much butter in my chocolate chip cookies.
 
2022-05-28 8:46:22 PM  

Dryad: Henry Kissinger found alive


<snerk>
 
Azz
2022-05-28 8:47:11 PM  
Would a video of a monkey jerking off be considered pornography?
 
2022-05-28 8:47:48 PM  
I guess robot problems should be next, then


Monkey vs. Robot
Youtube I_QsCXm1vrk


/ so old
 
2022-05-28 8:48:09 PM  

bughunter: I used too much butter in my chocolate chip cookies.


I see what happened. You were supposed to replace the butter with mayo.
 
2022-05-28 8:48:13 PM  

aagrajag: Seriously, though, why are almost all the Western cases gay men? Why does it seem that lesbians and heterosexuals are largely unaffected?


Apparently a patent zero (or N approximately equal to zero) was attending raves in Belgium and getting freaky with the cheeky, and it propagated from there.
 
2022-05-28 8:49:47 PM  
I started rewatching The Boyz, optimistically hoping we make it to June and season three.
 
2022-05-28 8:51:45 PM  

bughunter: aagrajag: Seriously, though, why are almost all the Western cases gay men? Why does it seem that lesbians and heterosexuals are largely unaffected?

Apparently a patent zero (or N approximately equal to zero) was attending raves in Belgium and getting freaky with the cheeky, and it propagated from there.


Ah. So it's now propagating largely in the male gay community, but should become just as popular with everyone else as well quite soon. Yay.
 
2022-05-28 8:52:03 PM  

aagrajag: aleister_greynight: Monkeypox is a sensation not a real problem.

From what I've read, the degree of the problem presented by monkeypox is directly proportional to how much you like dick.

Seriously, though, why are almost all the Western cases gay men? Why does it seem that lesbians and heterosexuals are largely unaffected?


Because anal sex is more likely to spread it than vaginal sex or first farkking?
 
2022-05-28 8:58:16 PM  

Summoner101: Original: Original Tweet:

reidepstein: Things that have happened just this month: Uvalde mass shooting Buffalo mass shooting Supreme Court abortion decision leak highest gas prices on record baby formula shortage inflation Covid spiking again Ukraine war still going American democracy, still in peril


That list seems short.


Months not over yet.
 
2022-05-28 8:58:51 PM  

lilplatinum: aagrajag: aleister_greynight: Monkeypox is a sensation not a real problem.

From what I've read, the degree of the problem presented by monkeypox is directly proportional to how much you like dick.

Seriously, though, why are almost all the Western cases gay men? Why does it seem that lesbians and heterosexuals are largely unaffected?

Because anal sex is more likely to spread it than vaginal sex or first farkking?


My understanding could be faulty, but I received the impression that the sex - the actual penetration - is secondary to the transmission, and prolonged close physical contact is quite enough to infect.

If I'm correct, then we need to start making PSAs to effect of:

"Fark him in the ass as hard as you like, but no cuddling afterwards!".
 
2022-05-28 8:59:52 PM  
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2022-05-28 9:02:24 PM  

aleister_greynight: Monkeypox is a sensation not a real problem.


Saw a fox news headline that cases were on the rise. Need to scare their audience I guess.
 
2022-05-28 9:04:57 PM  

aagrajag: bughunter: aagrajag: Seriously, though, why are almost all the Western cases gay men? Why does it seem that lesbians and heterosexuals are largely unaffected?

Apparently a patent zero (or N approximately equal to zero) was attending raves in Belgium and getting freaky with the cheeky, and it propagated from there.

Ah. So it's now propagating largely in the male gay community, but should become just as popular with everyone else as well quite soon. Yay.


Whew. Luckily bisexuals aren't a thing.

/Wait...
 
2022-05-28 9:07:26 PM  

JohnBigBootay: aagrajag: bughunter: aagrajag: Seriously, though, why are almost all the Western cases gay men? Why does it seem that lesbians and heterosexuals are largely unaffected?

Apparently a patent zero (or N approximately equal to zero) was attending raves in Belgium and getting freaky with the cheeky, and it propagated from there.

Ah. So it's now propagating largely in the male gay community, but should become just as popular with everyone else as well quite soon. Yay.

Whew. Luckily bisexuals aren't a thing.

/Wait...


Yeah, that's what I was referencing.

Let's face it: men in general aren't very picky about what they stick their dicks in.
 
2022-05-28 9:07:52 PM  
The Twitter shiat show
Ohio gerrymandering commission just saying fark it

Bitcoin and nft's plummeted, so there's one yay
 
2022-05-28 9:10:51 PM  

BitwiseShift: You've been a very naughty monkey?


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Gif not working for me. I halp?

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2022-05-28 9:11:11 PM  
2000 Mules makes a lot of money.
Mexican pizza back on the menu at Taco Bell.
 
2022-05-28 9:11:26 PM  

aagrajag: JohnBigBootay: aagrajag: bughunter: aagrajag: Seriously, though, why are almost all the Western cases gay men? Why does it seem that lesbians and heterosexuals are largely unaffected?

Apparently a patent zero (or N approximately equal to zero) was attending raves in Belgium and getting freaky with the cheeky, and it propagated from there.

Ah. So it's now propagating largely in the male gay community, but should become just as popular with everyone else as well quite soon. Yay.

Whew. Luckily bisexuals aren't a thing.

/Wait...

Yeah, that's what I was referencing.

Let's face it: men in general aren't very picky about what they stick their dicks in.


Excuse me, princess! I'm picky.

But then I guess being mostly asexual has something to do with it.
 
2022-05-28 9:15:54 PM  
Uvalde mass shooting - conservatives (gun culture)
Buffalo mass shooting - conservatives (gun culture)
Supreme Court abortion decision leak - conservatives (anti-abortion)
highest gas prices on record - Russians
baby formula shortage - conservative (monopolies)
inflation - Russians + COVID
Covid spiking again - COVID
Ukraine war still going - Russians
American democracy, still in peril - conservatives
 
2022-05-28 9:16:37 PM  

aleister_greynight: Monkeypox is a sensation not a real problem.


This video came across my feed a few days ago (a version without  the news wrapper ) and all I could think about was zoonosis vector

/ not a Disney animated film


Watch: Man Performs CPR on Monkey, Saves its Life | Cobrapost
Youtube 1R4A-V0s03E
 
2022-05-28 9:17:28 PM  

aagrajag: lilplatinum: aagrajag: aleister_greynight: Monkeypox is a sensation not a real problem.

From what I've read, the degree of the problem presented by monkeypox is directly proportional to how much you like dick.

Seriously, though, why are almost all the Western cases gay men? Why does it seem that lesbians and heterosexuals are largely unaffected?

Because anal sex is more likely to spread it than vaginal sex or first farkking?

My understanding could be faulty, but I received the impression that the sex - the actual penetration - is secondary to the transmission, and prolonged close physical contact is quite enough to infect.

If I'm correct, then we need to start making PSAs to effect of:

"Fark him in the ass as hard as you like, but no cuddling afterwards!".


The vagina has a thick layer of epithelial cells while the anus has a much thinner layer.  This makes things like hiv almost 20 times more transmissible anally than vaginally.

I don't know if that's true with monkeypox but I wouldn't be surprised if it is transmitted through fluids.
 
2022-05-28 9:25:36 PM  

SomeAmerican: Uvalde mass shooting - conservatives (gun culture)
Buffalo mass shooting - conservatives (gun culture)
Supreme Court abortion decision leak - conservatives (anti-abortion)
highest gas prices on record - Russians
baby formula shortage - conservative (monopolies)
inflation - Russians + COVID
Covid spiking again - COVID
Ukraine war still going - Russians
American democracy, still in peril - conservatives


I think I see what the problem is. That goddamn ndash.
 
2022-05-28 9:30:29 PM  

twistedsteel5252: Bitcoin and nft's plummeted, so there's one yay


We just went from one scourge of shiatty apes to another!
 
2022-05-28 9:32:30 PM  

Shaggy_C: Bennie Crabtree: But there was no difference between the vaccinated and unvaccinated when it came to longer-term risks of neurological issues, gastrointestinal symptoms, kidney failure and other conditions.

So it's almost like going maskless these days still isn't safe, yet the government has entirely moved on from caring...


and when the government suggests wearing masks fark independents and libertarians throw a hissy fit.
 
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