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501 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 28 May 2022 at 1:02 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-28 10:55:15 AM  
I've never had a problem getting subby's mom off.
 
2022-05-28 11:23:28 AM  
Get her a Ronald Reagan themed "neck massager"?
 
2022-05-28 11:40:42 AM  
Occasional attempts to call out her unreasonable online comments, flat-out blocking her, or deleting comments as my siblings have done, only result in guilt trips where all of us children are played off against each other and are reminded of how uncaring we all are.

Of course she posts how awful we are on Facebook, too.

This, despite the family being in contact every day.


There's the mistake right there. You don't remain in contact with your abuser. You cut them out of your life entirely. You don't give them the opportunity to emotionally blackmail you into continuing to allow yourself to be their victim.
 
2022-05-28 12:16:25 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Occasional attempts to call out her unreasonable online comments, flat-out blocking her, or deleting comments as my siblings have done, only result in guilt trips where all of us children are played off against each other and are reminded of how uncaring we all are.

Of course she posts how awful we are on Facebook, too.

This, despite the family being in contact every day.

There's the mistake right there. You don't remain in contact with your abuser. You cut them out of your life entirely. You don't give them the opportunity to emotionally blackmail you into continuing to allow yourself to be their victim.


Yup. I was in shock when I received a hand written note from my estranged mother at my new address.

Luckily she only sends me stuff once every 3-5 years, with the last being an apology. She was doing the steps and was on step 9...probably the furthest she's ever gotten.

They were HER steps, not mine.

I did not need to reply.

And I didn't.
 
2022-05-28 1:05:36 PM  
You don't.  You cut her out of your life.
 
2022-05-28 1:14:55 PM  
Fark her dad?
 
2022-05-28 1:34:17 PM  
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2022-05-28 2:11:55 PM  
Shine the light. Reply with her name tagged, "mom, you're being racist again." "Mom, why don't you tell everyone about your abortion?" and so on.

If anything goes bad, invoke the "just joking" defense followed up by a firm "you snowflakes are SO sensitive" rebuke.
 
2022-05-28 2:32:47 PM  

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Skankhunt42 trolling
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2022-05-28 3:13:38 PM  
Give your mom butt stuff.
 
2022-05-28 3:23:12 PM  
Change her FARK password
 
2022-05-28 5:02:28 PM  
I went back and re-read TFA and replaced all the instances of "troll" with "f*ck" and "narcissist" with "nymphomaniac."

It was much better the second time.
 
2022-05-28 5:21:19 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Occasional attempts to call out her unreasonable online comments, flat-out blocking her, or deleting comments as my siblings have done, only result in guilt trips where all of us children are played off against each other and are reminded of how uncaring we all are.

Of course she posts how awful we are on Facebook, too.

This, despite the family being in contact every day.

There's the mistake right there. You don't remain in contact with your abuser. You cut them out of your life entirely. You don't give them the opportunity to emotionally blackmail you into continuing to allow yourself to be their victim.


Facebook, not even once.
 
2022-05-28 6:20:27 PM  
The Dandy Warhols - Get Off
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2022-05-28 6:21:12 PM  
Take off and nuke her from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.
 
2022-05-28 6:52:45 PM  
I have a friend who trolls people who copy-paste their programming homework assignment on Quora. He writes code that technically works, but it's obvious that it's not the answer the programming teacher is looking for.

/what kind of an idiot posts their homework on Quora, anyway?
 
2022-05-28 9:07:14 PM  
I think you're missing a "," subby, you sicko.
 
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2022-05-28 10:15:43 PM  
fark her dad
 
2022-05-29 12:54:16 AM  

abhorrent1: Give your mom butt stuff.


Let me finish first!!!!!
 
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