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(Mental Floss)   Mad Libs headline: How a[n] (1. Occupation)'s (2. Idea) is complicating a (3. Pop Culture Entity) (4. Event)   ( divider line
    More: Weird, The Wizard of Oz, Mercedes McCambridge, Reverend Robert Hartke, dress Judy Garland, Judy Garland, Washington Post, The Washington Post, Barbara Ann Hartke  
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866 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 28 May 2022 at 12:02 PM (26 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-05-28 12:27:56 PM  
4 votes:
"... Catholic University argued that because Hartke was a priest who had taken a vow of poverty,..."

Endowment of said University: $276.1 million (2020). Poverty is a great business to scam the rubes.
2022-05-28 12:44:12 PM  
3 votes:
Whoever greenlit that disastrous headline blows goats  And then the goats looked at me
2022-05-28 12:36:45 PM  
1 vote:

Another Government Employee: A modern example of how the Roman Catholic Church amassed so much wealth. Assume the late priest's Estate belongs to the church in its entirety because of the Vow of Poverty.

/ Commies

And if that doesn't work, institute a Vow of Chastity so that priests don't have any pesky heirs demanding their share of Dad's stuff.
2022-05-28 1:32:05 PM  
1 vote:
It seems the priest was a "friend of Dorothy"

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