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(MSN)   There is only one singer left that is going to perform at the NRA convention, a newbie country singer name Jacob Bryant from Georgia. He is billed as an "NRA Life Member" though   (msn.com) divider line
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2022-05-27 3:57:35 PM  
Who?.jpg
 
2022-05-27 3:59:13 PM  

Derek Force: Who?.jpg


As of now he's now the headliner for the gig.  Top billing.  A real shooting star.
 
2022-05-27 4:05:37 PM  
♫Well I lost my job at the walmart♪♪
got drunk, ran over my dog with my pick up truck♫
♫GOIN' HOME TO BEAT THE WIFE AGAIN♫
♫SAID IM GOIN' HOME TO BEAT THE WIFE AGAIN♫ ♪
 
2022-05-27 4:17:26 PM  
He seems to have bad decisions under control, at least for the chemical substances. Work left to do.
 
2022-05-27 4:17:50 PM  
What about Kid Rock's buddy, whatshisname... Dumptruck?
 
2022-05-27 4:23:17 PM  
I can't tell by the pixels, but that looks like a Ford pickup truck front end prop was shopped into that pic.  It's awfully clean for an old beat up truck

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2022-05-27 4:29:10 PM  
/publicfreakout

has a few videos of the growing number of protestors...
if the number grows overnight, it might get shut down...

And that'd be important to signal a semblance of priorities, but the greater challenge being just a month from now and into November
 
2022-05-27 4:36:40 PM  
Not any more, I guess:
UPDATE 3 p.m.Jacob Bryant has responded to people on social media saying the NRA's "Grand Ole Night Of Freedom Concert" is canceled and he's not performing. There has been no bigger announcement on his social media or website. Earlier Friday, his publicist said there was "No official update yet."
 
2022-05-27 4:37:10 PM  

SBinRR: I can't tell by the pixels, but that looks like a Ford pickup truck front end prop was shopped into that pic.  It's awfully clean for an old beat up truck

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It's an ad for all the DLC from his website.
Pocket Skoal can: $1
Rustic fence: $4
Forearm tattoo: $1
Distant majestic peaks: $4
Trucker cap: $1
Lush manly beard with bits of chew: $4
Beat up old truck: $8
Impractical belt buckle: $8
Or bundle them all and save 14%!
 
2022-05-27 4:39:17 PM  

buravirgil: /publicfreakout

has a few videos of the growing number of protestors...
if the number grows overnight, it might get shut down...

And that'd be important to signal a semblance of priorities, but the greater challenge being just a month from now and into November


I work right around the corner from the convention center and the crowd is growing. So far it's peaceful and I hope it stays that way. Luckily my path home takes me away from there.
 
2022-05-27 4:44:44 PM  
Convention attendees are unarmed. Just sayin'. Be a shame if something happened to them. Or the convention hall.
 
2022-05-27 4:46:38 PM  
"The Jasper, Ga. native..."

Hey kids, Jasper is in the 14th district.

And you'll NEVER guess who represents the 14th

Here's a hint:

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2022-05-27 4:59:38 PM  
I finally understand, she's a Robert Liefeld comic book villian!
 
2022-05-27 5:10:21 PM  

BumpInTheNight: I finally understand, she's a Robert Liefeld comic book villian!


Not enough pouches.
 
BBH
2022-05-27 5:10:40 PM  
Right now I am rather surprised that Ryan Upchurch haven't volunteered to play. Some of his songs could be theme songs for the NRA and the attendees.
 
2022-05-27 5:18:08 PM  
I am sure the fans and genre who were ok with that one redneck dropping the n-word all over wont have any problem with this idiot either.
 
2022-05-27 5:19:59 PM  

jlee4677: BumpInTheNight: I finally understand, she's a Robert Liefeld comic book villian!

Not enough pouches.


I am genuinely surprised and disappointed that a GIS for her and cargo pants or shorts came up empty.
 
2022-05-27 5:22:06 PM  

BBH: Right now I am rather surprised that Ryan Upchurch haven't volunteered to play. Some of his songs could be theme songs for the NRA and the attendees.


Oh that blatantly racist asshole?  Yeah, not long after my divorce, my ex started listening to his music thanks to one of her boyfriends.  Once they split, she finally understood how much of an asshole both were.
 
2022-05-27 5:24:10 PM  
Can't wait to hear his gentle acoustic cover of "Pumped Up Kicks."
 
2022-05-27 5:43:24 PM  

CarnySaur: Not any more, I guess:
UPDATE 3 p.m.Jacob Bryant has responded to people on social media saying the NRA's "Grand Ole Night Of Freedom Concert" is canceled and he's not performing. There has been no bigger announcement on his social media or website. Earlier Friday, his publicist said there was "No official update yet."


An update saying there's no update would indicate that it's still happening
 
2022-05-27 5:46:28 PM  

SBinRR: I can't tell by the pixels, but that looks like a Ford pickup truck front end prop was shopped into that pic.  It's awfully clean for an old beat up truck

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Ford

F
ound On the Road Dead

Fat Old Redneck Driver
 
2022-05-27 5:50:05 PM  

Artist: SBinRR: I can't tell by the pixels, but that looks like a Ford pickup truck front end prop was shopped into that pic.  It's awfully clean for an old beat up truck

[img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net image 768x512]

Ford

Found On the Road Dead

Fat Old Redneck Driver


I bet you have a 'hilarious' bumper sticker of Calvin pissing on a Ford logo. Those are so funny! 😂
 
2022-05-27 6:09:19 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Can't wait to hear his gentle acoustic cover of "Pumped Up Kicks."


I understood this reference!

/and the drummer (who just left the band last year) lives in Nashville.
//Coincidence?!
///Yeah.  Definitely. lotta musicians in Nashville.
 
2022-05-27 6:12:45 PM  
Everyone who was previously on the bill is also a massive piece of shiat
They're just dishonest massive pieces of shiat
 
2022-05-27 6:18:41 PM  
Does he know "Back in the USSR"?  It's just the theme of the whole cotillion, Brandine!
 
2022-05-27 6:22:08 PM  
Ted Nugent lives in Texas, and they still didn't invite him?
 
2022-05-27 6:30:08 PM  

ChrisDe: Ted Nugent lives in Texas, and they still didn't invite him?


Shhhhh.  They invited him, but the invite says May 31.  Tragic printing error, we fired the intern.
 
2022-05-27 6:35:43 PM  

ChrisDe: Ted Nugent lives in Texas, and they still didn't invite him?


He'd shiat his pants to get a nice gig like that.
 
2022-05-27 7:05:51 PM  

Streetwise Hercules: What about Kid Rock's buddy, whatshisname... Dumptruck?


Monster Truck. Only correcting because it's even more pathetic.
 
2022-05-27 7:10:31 PM  

Spartapuss: Streetwise Hercules: What about Kid Rock's buddy, whatshisname... Dumptruck?

Monster Truck. Only correcting because it's even more pathetic.


As if Uncle Cracker wasn't enough
 
2022-05-27 7:12:34 PM  
Do you know how every Sept 11th we gather and fly model planes to crash into the new world trade center?  Do know how every early December we shoot at people in convertibles in Dallas that pass by the fabled grassy knoll?  Because that was be horrible and disrectful and farking psychotic.

Know how we string up little Jon Benet dolls all bound and bloody every Xmas in front of the Benet family home every xmas?   That is exactly how I feel when the NRA races to town for rallies after every mass shootings.

These folks are garbage.  Even Fred Phelps church doesn't do that.
 
2022-05-27 7:44:13 PM  

moothemagiccow: Everyone who was previously on the bill is also a massive piece of shiat
They're just dishonest massive pieces of shiat


When did Don McLean go all ammosexual?
 
2022-05-27 7:44:20 PM  
MADtv Darlene McBride- Take Back America Tour
Youtube oqZaQKskP-A
 
2022-05-27 8:07:12 PM  

hammettman: Derek Force: Who?.jpg

As of now he's now the headliner for the gig.  Top billing.  A real shooting star.


The gig is cancelled. Don't worry. NRA convention isn't really a country music crowd.
 
2022-05-27 8:09:18 PM  
Not to just a book by its cover or anything like that, but he looks exactly like I expected him to look.
 
2022-05-27 8:09:34 PM  

King Lono: Do you know how every Sept 11th we gather and fly model planes to crash into the new world trade center?  Do know how every early December we shoot at people in convertibles in Dallas that pass by the fabled grassy knoll?  Because that was be horrible and disrectful and farking psychotic.

Know how we string up little Jon Benet dolls all bound and bloody every Xmas in front of the Benet family home every xmas?   That is exactly how I feel when the NRA races to town for rallies after every mass shootings.

These folks are garbage.  Even Fred Phelps church doesn't do that.


I mean, 2 weeks after 4 students at my college died in a house fire, the Lawyer Turd Gang showed up.

They just prefer to lurk in the shadows at lesser known tragedies since everyone knew what their shtick was, and even the GOP thinks they are coonts these days.

At least I hope they do. It's honestly been at least 8 years since I wasted brain power thinking about those trolls. You'd think they would be right up there with Farker Tarlson.
 
2022-05-27 8:09:36 PM  

Camus' Ghost: Not to just a book by its cover or anything like that, but he looks exactly like I expected him to look.


*judge
 
2022-05-27 8:13:17 PM  

Camus' Ghost: Camus' Ghost: Not to just a book by its cover or anything like that, but he looks exactly like I expected him to look.

*judge


True. Even looks like he was green screened in front of a picture of an old truck. Getting a strong Duck Dynasty redneck cosplay vibe from this toolbag.
 
2022-05-27 8:18:51 PM  

Billy Liar: [YouTube video: MADtv Darlene McBride- Take Back America Tour]


Oh man, that was brutal and funny.
 
2022-05-27 8:20:27 PM  
 
2022-05-27 8:39:27 PM  
Does this guy sing about slapping ho's and bustin caps?
 
2022-05-27 8:45:16 PM  
It's about goddamned time that the NRA is considered toxic enough for performers to avoid their conference.

Too bad it won't change the Russia-funded terrorist organization's commitment to the continued murder of children in the name of their twisted idea of freedom.
 
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2022-05-27 9:12:44 PM  

stoli n coke: Even looks like he was green screened in front of a picture of an old truck.


I'm not even sure what mountains those are supposed to be.  Everything in the picture is kind of Appalachian-y, but those mountains?  It's the strangest photo.  Every part of it looks like it's contrived and every element on a different layer.
 
2022-05-27 9:25:45 PM  

433: stoli n coke: Even looks like he was green screened in front of a picture of an old truck.

I'm not even sure what mountains those are supposed to be.  Everything in the picture is kind of Appalachian-y, but those mountains?  It's the strangest photo.  Every part of it looks like it's contrived and every element on a different layer.


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2022-05-27 10:01:57 PM  

swankywanky: "The Jasper, Ga. native..."

Hey kids, Jasper is in the 14th district.

And you'll NEVER guess who represents the 14th

Here's a hint:

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S P O R K F O O T
 
2022-05-27 10:03:00 PM  
Haha the photo in the pic.  you know that camera was on a timer.

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2022-05-27 10:05:46 PM  

knbwhite: Does this guy sing about slapping ho's and bustin caps?


I may or may not have been singing "Boyz in the Hood" while planting seeds in my raised garden beds the other day.

/Soooooo glad I have ten acres and no one overheard that
 
2022-05-27 10:07:06 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Can't wait to hear his gentle acoustic cover of "Pumped Up Kicks."


Too farking perfect.
+100
 
433 [TotalFark]
2022-05-27 10:28:06 PM  

JudgeSmails: Haha the photo in the pic.  you know that camera was on a timer.


Perhaps, that or they went on a spree as homeboy laughed at his own fart
 
2022-05-28 1:39:16 AM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: knbwhite: Does this guy sing about slapping ho's and bustin caps?

I may or may not have been singing "Boyz in the Hood" while planting seeds in my raised garden beds the other day.

/Soooooo glad I have ten acres and no one overheard that


Biz Markie and Afroman were my Friday afternoon songs at work.
 
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