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1021 clicks; posted to Food » on 27 May 2022 at 2:51 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-27 2:05:10 PM  
It's like crunchy candy corn.
 
2022-05-27 3:03:48 PM  
Does it need mayo?
 
2022-05-27 3:17:38 PM  
"It was soft and pliable, almost gummy when chewed, and texturally unappealing."

Yeah, well that's not what your mom said.
 
2022-05-27 3:21:59 PM  
They managed to con people into paying $4 for six 'free' abominations though, so they've got that going for them, at least.
 
2022-05-27 3:28:47 PM  
as i sit here hunched over my carrots and radishes, i can't help but think it might've worked.
 
2022-05-27 4:04:48 PM  
I think I'd rather have food.
 
2022-05-27 4:07:29 PM  
Newman O's FTW.

I'm not kidding. A Newman O tastes like what people imagine an Oreo tastes like. Except better.
 
2022-05-27 4:17:59 PM  
It's nasty?
 
2022-05-27 6:08:18 PM  
I've had overly humidified Oreos before... ( open package inside a cooler). They're certainly not in line with the way Oreos are supposed to be, but the softer/chewier texture was a nice surprise.

/but I was drunk as hell at the time, so there's that.
 
2022-05-27 6:28:34 PM  
oreos are super processed abominations. it's fine to like them as kid (or nostalgic big kid) dunked in milk. it's fine to indulge in them if you have a non-sober craving.....

but they are not "good" bites of yum. how could slapping a processed peanut butter ritz on one (probably not good for dunking in milk!) possibly improve anything about the situation?

people should TRY to eat actual food. and this:

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ain't it.
 
2022-05-27 7:28:29 PM  
you know what's good? what is really, really farking good?

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/lemon ones ain't half-bad neither
//their oreo-analogue is... unimpressive
///but still tasty enough
 
2022-05-27 8:45:37 PM  
That my views on intermarriage have limits?
 
2022-05-27 8:47:49 PM  
DRTA, but it would have to be better than fake Thin Mints based on Ritz crackers.
 
2022-05-27 11:49:39 PM  

tintar: you know what's good? what is really, really farking good?

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/lemon ones ain't half-bad neither
//their oreo-analogue is... unimpressive
///but still tasty enough


Those; And the cheese filling captains wafers. And some classic austin cheese and PB. the snack stash isn't complete without as many variants of snack sandwich crackers as you can fit in there!
 
2022-05-28 1:50:16 AM  

natazha: DRTA, but it would have to be better than fake Thin Mints based on Ritz crackers.


oh dear lord, I'd already forgotten/repressed those! :P
 
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