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(The Smoking Gun)   They often call him Speedo, but his real name is Florida Man   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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2424 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 May 2022 at 2:05 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-27 11:51:02 AM  
I Wear Speedos Despacito Parody by Mikey Bustos
Youtube W1T6W1tJDE4
 
2022-05-27 12:53:53 PM  
You never have to ask Florida Man twice to take off his pants and jacket?
 
2022-05-27 2:11:12 PM  
"the victim described his penis as being large, 7-8 inches and it was similar in color to his body which was tanned,"

Yes, the dicks are bigger in FL.

And sometimes, the penises are, too.
 
2022-05-27 2:14:21 PM  
They call him Speedo, Speedo
Lives near the water,
Flashing what ever
Next to the sea!
 
2022-05-27 2:15:10 PM  

bughunter: "the victim described his penis as being large, 7-8 inches and it was similar in color to his body which was tanned,"

Yes, the dicks are bigger in FL.

And sometimes, the penises are, too.


Ill tell you what though. That's some pretty good press.
 
2022-05-27 2:21:05 PM  
There's never a shark around when you need one

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2022-05-27 2:22:46 PM  
His name is Speedo,
And he flashes on the sand.
 
2022-05-27 2:23:40 PM  

Por que tan serioso: bughunter: "the victim described his penis as being large, 7-8 inches and it was similar in color to his body which was tanned,"

Yes, the dicks are bigger in FL.

And sometimes, the penises are, too.

Ill tell you what though. That's some pretty good press.


Press is like sex.  There's no bad press, just regrettable press.
 
2022-05-27 2:24:03 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: They call him Speedo, Speedo
Lives near the water,
Flashing what ever
Next to the sea!


I see what you did there.  Did you do it on porpoise?
 
2022-05-27 2:25:46 PM  

Bondith: His name is Speedo,
And he flashes on the sand.


Just don't ask him
What he's doing with his hand
 
2022-05-27 2:30:38 PM  
If you ban speedos, only criminals will have them.
 
2022-05-27 2:31:13 PM  
i will...um... need a picture of the 28YO female before i pass judgment... !.


/also i live in Florida and have a speedo..
//it is for use in my backyard only.
///can not be seen by the neighbors.
 
wil [TotalFark]
2022-05-27 2:31:56 PM  
One kid seems to really love the Speedo Guy.
 
2022-05-27 2:42:53 PM  
if your dick is as tan as your body, it just might be out and about quite a bit.
 
2022-05-27 2:43:38 PM  

pc_gator: There's never a shark around when you need one

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2022-05-27 2:49:21 PM  

WTP 2: if your dick is as tan as your body, it just might be out and about quite a bit.


Umm... what does it mean if it is more tan?

/asking for a friend
 
2022-05-27 3:01:44 PM  
I used to have a Speedo. Had to stop wearing it after the S fell off.
 
2022-05-27 3:08:54 PM  

bughunter: WTP 2: if your dick is as tan as your body, it just might be out and about quite a bit.

Umm... what does it mean if it is more tan?

/asking for a friend


You asked, so...

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2022-05-27 4:04:45 PM  

iamskibibitz: bughunter: WTP 2: if your dick is as tan as your body, it just might be out and about quite a bit.

Umm... what does it mean if it is more tan?

/asking for a friend

You asked, so...

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I know this is Fark, but I still consider that one a strong contender for the stupidest real life image ever posted
 
2022-05-27 4:15:25 PM  

WTP 2: if your dick is as tan as your body, it just might be out and about quite a bit.


You haven't seen a lot of dicks, have you. Having seen more than my fair share in my roll as dick doctor I can tell you that they are not always the same colour as their owners, and they're usually darker as opposed to lighter if there is a difference.

/not really a dick doctor
//but you have to tell them something
///or they won't put it in your mouth
 
2022-05-27 4:17:33 PM  
$150 bond Vs. This much publicity for his 7 to 8" penis.

He's thought it through 🤔
 
2022-05-27 4:42:47 PM  
I'm not quite old enough for a speedo yet, but when I am you can bet I will wear it in public.
 
2022-05-27 4:52:47 PM  
Earl "Speedo" Carroll. Lead singer of the Cadillacs. Had lots of hits in the 50s, then became a janitor in a ny High school. The kids loved him. Not a bad life. RIP Speedo. Thanks for the music.
 
2022-05-27 4:56:46 PM  
Dude has the 'Innsmouth look'
 
2022-05-27 5:15:03 PM  
"the victim described his penis as being large, 7-8 inches and it was similar in color to his body which was tanned,"

Happy to hear they got a positive ID on the dick as belonging to him.
 
2022-05-27 5:29:09 PM  
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2022-05-27 5:53:08 PM  

Schmerd1948: Earl "Speedo" Carroll. Lead singer of the Cadillacs. Had lots of hits in the 50s, then became a janitor in a ny High school. The kids loved him. Not a bad life. RIP Speedo. Thanks for the music.


Love the old doo-wop guys. If they were sharp enough not to get hosed by their record company, even one hit is good for a nice little income bump.
 
2022-05-27 6:45:42 PM  

Gulper Eel: Schmerd1948: Earl "Speedo" Carroll. Lead singer of the Cadillacs. Had lots of hits in the 50s, then became a janitor in a ny High school. The kids loved him. Not a bad life. RIP Speedo. Thanks for the music.

Love the old doo-wop guys. If they were sharp enough not to get hosed by their record company, even one hit is good for a nice little income bump.


I think Earl was pleased with his success as a singer and pleased with his life after that. I doubt he made much money, but he seemed from all accounts to be a man who loved his life. That makes me happy, as he gave me joy in his singing.
 
2022-05-27 6:49:35 PM  
The only Speedo who matters...
That Mitchell and Webb Look - Speedo
Youtube tbfbj6Y2Mss
 
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