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2022-05-27 10:58:26 AM  
Joke's on you, I wasn't going anyway!
 
2022-05-27 11:26:52 AM  
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2022-05-27 11:46:45 AM  
Even if the toaster doesn't laugh?
 
2022-05-27 11:53:52 AM  
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2022-05-27 12:07:52 PM  
When toasters are outlawed, only outlaws will have toasters!
 
2022-05-27 12:08:04 PM  
Pineapples still allowed?
 
2022-05-27 12:08:17 PM  
What if you were making toast at a Trump rally and Our Lady of Guadalupe were to appear on it?
 
2022-05-27 12:09:30 PM  

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Youd think something as heartless and vile as Cylons would be welcome at Trump rallies and CPAC. Who knew the GQP has limits as to how low they will go?
 
2022-05-27 12:10:12 PM  
Why Can't I Bring My Toaster To The Casper Trump Rally?

Who's Casper Trump?  Is he the friendly GOP who had some sensible policies and died from loneliness?
 
2022-05-27 12:10:57 PM  
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tHe cHemICaLs iN tHe ToAStErs wIlL tuRn YOu iNTo gAy fROg!
 
2022-05-27 12:13:04 PM  
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2022-05-27 12:13:35 PM  
Because you can launch hot, toasted pieces of bread at him.  TFG knows toast can be murderous.  He i afraid of getting hit by fruit.  People have died.

Bananas are the worst.  If they miss, they'll boomerang back to the thrower so they can try again.

Did cans of soup/tuna make the list.  He fears those.
 
2022-05-27 12:14:17 PM  
My toaster goes everywhere with me. It's my emotional support toaster.
 
2022-05-27 12:14:30 PM  
I bet they're selling them inside
 
2022-05-27 12:14:50 PM  
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2022-05-27 12:14:53 PM  
Oh, Casper, Wyoming. A Trumper's utopia, if they can stand the wind and the snowy winters.
 
2022-05-27 12:15:03 PM  
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2022-05-27 12:15:08 PM  
They didn't want to scare him and make him think he was having a stroke if he smelled burnt toast, so they banned toasters.
 
2022-05-27 12:16:27 PM  
Heywood Banks is inconsolable.
 
2022-05-27 12:16:58 PM  
Pies are also banned. Donny is TERRIFIED of getting pied in the face.
 
2022-05-27 12:18:12 PM  
Because toaster really can tan things for real, and obviously he cannot without artificial assistance.
It hurts his fee's, so henceforthwith those infernal contraptions be forever banned.
 
2022-05-27 12:18:15 PM  
I think this came up previously at another rally. Is there an actual threat? Are they checking to see who reads all the way through the list? Does Donnie have some sort of irrational fear someone turning his white bread world brown using a toaster?
 
2022-05-27 12:18:33 PM  
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2022-05-27 12:20:18 PM  
FTFA: It should be noted, however, that while the idea that "Trump bans toasters" may sound funny, there could be a good reason for prohibiting appliances. One possible reason is that some appliances, such as pressure cookers have been used to make homemade bombs.

It's a good idea not to allow pressure cookers, but we aren't talking about pressure cookers.  We are talking about toasters. Don't normalize the stupidity.
 
2022-05-27 12:20:45 PM  
It also begs the question: Who brings a toaster to any campaign rally - or any public event - to begin with?

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2022-05-27 12:23:37 PM  

AngryTeacher: FTFA: It should be noted, however, that while the idea that "Trump bans toasters" may sound funny, there could be a good reason for prohibiting appliances. One possible reason is that some appliances, such as pressure cookers have been used to make homemade bombs.

It's a good idea not to allow pressure cookers, but we aren't talking about pressure cookers.  We are talking about toasters. Don't normalize the stupidity.


Too late. That's been Trump's MO ever since he got a Twitter account.
 
2022-05-27 12:25:19 PM  
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2022-05-27 12:26:17 PM  

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it is all about marketing and recommended products

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2022-05-27 12:28:05 PM  

AngryTeacher: FTFA: It should be noted, however, that while the idea that "Trump bans toasters" may sound funny, there could be a good reason for prohibiting appliances. One possible reason is that some appliances, such as pressure cookers have been used to make homemade bombs.

It's a good idea not to allow pressure cookers, but we aren't talking about pressure cookers.  We are talking about toasters. Don't normalize the stupidity.


Tighten the spring/mechanism and your can launch stuff with it.

Melbashurikenjitsu!
 
2022-05-27 12:28:28 PM  

AngryTeacher: FTFA: It should be noted, however, that while the idea that "Trump bans toasters" may sound funny, there could be a good reason for prohibiting appliances. One possible reason is that some appliances, such as pressure cookers have been used to make homemade bombs.

It's a good idea not to allow pressure cookers, but we aren't talking about pressure cookers.  We are talking about toasters. Don't normalize the stupidity.


If you swing a toaster by the cord, I assume it can make a very effective weapon. The white nationalist groups have been known to use heavy thermos bottles attached to cords.
 
2022-05-27 12:28:32 PM  
It's not meant to be taken literally. It obviously refers to any small kitchen appliances.

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/Because, you know, the microwave oven is bugged
 
2022-05-27 12:29:50 PM  

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Youd think something as heartless and vile as Cylons would be welcome at Trump rallies and CPAC. Who knew the GQP has limits as to how low they will go?


Cylons are a million times less heartless and vile than conservatives.  Cylons would probably be willing to talk about gun control.  Also:

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2022-05-27 12:30:38 PM  
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"I think you know why, pal."
 
2022-05-27 12:31:06 PM  

Ker_Thwap: Pineapples still allowed?


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2022-05-27 12:31:25 PM  

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2022-05-27 12:33:59 PM  

edmo: I think this came up previously at another rally. Is there an actual threat? Are they checking to see who reads all the way through the list? Does Donnie have some sort of irrational fear someone turning his white bread world brown using a toaster?


Do you really think Trump is involved in the list?  You probably do.

The Secret Service made the list.
 
2022-05-27 12:34:11 PM  
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2022-05-27 12:34:53 PM  
Air fryers still ok?
 
2022-05-27 12:35:37 PM  
More important, the Trump rally for what? Is he rallying people for support of Uvalde? Buffalo?
 
2022-05-27 12:36:08 PM  
They're still dragging him out and propping him onstage? I have some senile jackass relatives they can borrow if they need a spare.
 
2022-05-27 12:40:31 PM  
Some of the [prohibited] items are common sense such as weapons and explosives.

School shooting: iT's bEcAUsE It'S a GuN fRee ZoNE!!1!1!one

Trump rally: gun free zone!
 
2022-05-27 12:44:37 PM  

ChrisDe: More important, the Trump rally for what? Is he rallying people for support of Uvalde? Buffalo?


Support of Trump, and sale of Trump-branded accessories.
 
2022-05-27 12:45:20 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Because you can launch hot, toasted pieces of bread at him.  TFG knows toast can be murderous.  He i afraid of getting hit by fruit.  People have died.

Bananas are the worst.  If they miss, they'll boomerang back to the thrower so they can try again.

Did cans of soup/tuna make the list.  He fears those.


Throw rolls of kamikaze paper towels at him.

Preferably with a frag grenade inside.
 
2022-05-27 12:50:12 PM  
This has been going on for some time now.  IIRC, there was originally some reason - people were mocking him with toasters, I think, but I cannot for the life of me remember the joke.
 
2022-05-27 12:51:34 PM  

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Toaster comes with standard 50-cal Browning Unit.
 
2022-05-27 12:52:24 PM  

LouisZepher: AngryTeacher: FTFA: It should be noted, however, that while the idea that "Trump bans toasters" may sound funny, there could be a good reason for prohibiting appliances. One possible reason is that some appliances, such as pressure cookers have been used to make homemade bombs.

It's a good idea not to allow pressure cookers, but we aren't talking about pressure cookers.  We are talking about toasters. Don't normalize the stupidity.

Tighten the spring/mechanism and your can launch stuff with it.

Melbashurikenjitsu!


Turn it into a Mortar for Dwarven Battle Bread!
 
2022-05-27 12:54:16 PM  

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THE TOASTERS HAVE AIR SUPPORT!  QUICK, GET INDIVIDUAL-ONE TO THE BUNKER!
 
2022-05-27 12:55:29 PM  

fatassbastard: Some of the [prohibited] items are common sense such as weapons and explosives.

School shooting: iT's bEcAUsE It'S a GuN fRee Free Gun ZoNE!!1!1!one

Trump rally: gun free zone!

 
2022-05-27 12:58:50 PM  
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2022-05-27 1:04:58 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Because you can launch hot, toasted pieces of bread at him.  TFG knows toast can be murderous.  He i afraid of getting hit by fruit.  People have died.

Bananas are the worst.  If they miss, they'll boomerang back to the thrower so they can try again.

Did cans of soup/tuna make the list.  He fears those.


What about pointèd sticks?
 
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