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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)   If you're in Florida and start a story with "I was smoking my meth pipe...", you can rest assured it's probably going to end up on the main page of Fark   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Arrest, Michael Calvo, Truck, Resisting arrest, Crime, Constable, Trailer, Pickup truck  
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1628 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 May 2022 at 2:35 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-05-27 1:31:01 PM  
6 votes:
I think it is strange that he was operating a vehicle, damaged a building and another vehicle and the most serious charge is possession of meth. It seems to me that driving under the influence of meth and causing damage should have a stiffer penalty than mere possession of meth.
2022-05-27 9:59:27 AM  
2 votes:
People keep saying no one wants to work but even the meth heads have jobs.
2022-05-27 3:11:04 PM  
2 votes:
Damn. Anyone I've known with a CDL--most of them bar drinkers--took it quite seriously. Were careful with their drinking in off hours that trouble with their own car didn't jeopardize their CDL. Were sure they'd have a clean reading on alcohol if something happened that they had to test on the job.
2022-05-27 2:45:49 PM  
1 vote:

edmo: People keep saying no one wants to work but even the meth heads have jobs.

And an honest one too.
2022-05-27 2:50:15 PM  
1 vote:
"I methed up!"

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2022-05-27 2:57:55 PM  
1 vote:

Cheron: The Florida equivalent of adding and then the murders began.

I was smoking my meth pipe when we passed a law to change Disney's legal status.

I think it's closer to 'Hold my beer'
2022-05-27 3:35:00 PM  
1 vote:
I feel like if you're in Florida and your story doesn'tstart with "I was smoking my meth pipe...", you aren't Florida-ing correctly.
2022-05-27 4:23:33 PM  
1 vote:
I just assume it was this one that happened a couple of days ago. Guess Florida has plenty of bad truck drivers.
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