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2022-05-27 9:59:27 AM  
People keep saying no one wants to work but even the meth heads have jobs.
 
2022-05-27 1:31:01 PM  
I think it is strange that he was operating a vehicle, damaged a building and another vehicle and the most serious charge is possession of meth. It seems to me that driving under the influence of meth and causing damage should have a stiffer penalty than mere possession of meth.
 
2022-05-27 2:40:58 PM  
The Florida equivalent of adding and then the murders began.

I was smoking my meth pipe when we passed a law to change Disney's legal status.
 
2022-05-27 2:45:49 PM  

edmo: People keep saying no one wants to work but even the meth heads have jobs.


And an honest one too.
 
2022-05-27 2:50:15 PM  
"I methed up!"

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2022-05-27 2:54:55 PM  
Because it's surprising that there's meatheads in Florida?
 
2022-05-27 2:56:18 PM  

BigMax: I think it is strange that he was operating a vehicle, damaged a building and another vehicle and the most serious charge is possession of meth. It seems to me that driving under the influence of meth and causing damage should have a stiffer penalty than mere possession of meth.


Wait for the civil suits
 
2022-05-27 2:57:55 PM  

Cheron: The Florida equivalent of adding and then the murders began.

I was smoking my meth pipe when we passed a law to change Disney's legal status.


I think it's closer to 'Hold my beer'
 
2022-05-27 3:11:04 PM  
Damn. Anyone I've known with a CDL--most of them bar drinkers--took it quite seriously. Were careful with their drinking in off hours that trouble with their own car didn't jeopardize their CDL. Were sure they'd have a clean reading on alcohol if something happened that they had to test on the job.
 
2022-05-27 3:20:49 PM  

jimjays: Damn. Anyone I've known with a CDL--most of them bar drinkers--took it quite seriously. Were careful with their drinking in off hours that trouble with their own car didn't jeopardize their CDL. Were sure they'd have a clean reading on alcohol if something happened that they had to test on the job.


that's normal. Exceptions are common these days.  I know a guy, a friend, that got his CDL's back after having 3 DUI's and a blow machine in his personal truck for the last 3 years.  He had help paying for lawyers, and he now drives a big rig again.  He stopped drinking as far as I know.  Still smokes weed.
 
2022-05-27 3:31:07 PM  
Pookie-splodey!
 
2022-05-27 3:34:31 PM  

munko: jimjays: Damn. Anyone I've known with a CDL--most of them bar drinkers--took it quite seriously. Were careful with their drinking in off hours that trouble with their own car didn't jeopardize their CDL. Were sure they'd have a clean reading on alcohol if something happened that they had to test on the job.

that's normal. Exceptions are common these days.  I know a guy, a friend, that got his CDL's back after having 3 DUI's and a blow machine in his personal truck for the last 3 years.  He had help paying for lawyers, and he now drives a big rig again.  He stopped drinking as far as I know.  Still smokes weed.


Dumbass
 
2022-05-27 3:35:00 PM  
I feel like if you're in Florida and your story doesn'tstart with "I was smoking my meth pipe...", you aren't Florida-ing correctly.
 
2022-05-27 4:23:33 PM  
I just assume it was this one that happened a couple of days ago. Guess Florida has plenty of bad truck drivers.
 
2022-05-27 4:31:58 PM  
I heard the FBI has declared him Publix Enemy #1.
 
2022-05-27 4:38:11 PM  

edmo: People keep saying no one wants to work but even the meth heads have jobs.


one day back in Ohio Mrs. Swimo was driving home from work. Waiting on the highway on ramp Mrs. glanced in the rear view. Woman behind her was lighting up the krak pipe. We still laugh about that from time to time.
 
2022-05-28 7:35:40 AM  

sinko swimo: edmo: People keep saying no one wants to work but even the meth heads have jobs.

one day back in Ohio Mrs. Swimo was driving home from work. Waiting on the highway on ramp Mrs. glanced in the rear view. Woman behind her was lighting up the krak pipe. We still laugh about that from time to time.


I mean I tended to assume a lot of drivers were smoking crack from their actions (or lack thereof sometimes) but it really wasn't meant literally...
 
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