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2022-05-27 10:00:18 AM  
Sure but how did they score on school shooter drills.
 
2022-05-27 3:21:33 PM  
Do Mississippi next
 
2022-05-27 3:22:05 PM  
you know what other state needs a tag?"
 
2022-05-27 3:22:24 PM  
Nice crop of future GOP voters
 
2022-05-27 3:22:28 PM  
I wonder how the adults would do.
 
2022-05-27 3:24:36 PM  
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2022-05-27 3:25:48 PM  
How did they do on the American Test?
 
2022-05-27 3:26:41 PM  
If you read the article, this is the last year the kids are being tested  due to an order from their glorious governor.  Its like improving your parachute fail rate by just throwing everyone out of the airplane without a parachute.  Sure more people are dying but you can't blame it on the parachutes/Florida schools.
 
2022-05-27 3:27:28 PM  

Hyjamon: How did they do on the American Test?


RFTA and answered my own question...make your own test!

"For the coming school year, students will take a different assessment, the "Florida's Assessment of Student Thinking (F.A.S.T.), which will be a Coordinated Screening and Progress Monitoring System of assessments, as required under provisions of Senate Bill 1048," according to the Florida Department of Education."
 
2022-05-27 3:28:34 PM  

Bread314: If you read the article, this is the last year the kids are being tested  due to an order from their glorious governor.  Its like improving your parachute fail rate by just throwing everyone out of the airplane without a parachute.  Sure more people are dying but you can't blame it on the parachutes/Florida schools.


I am quite confident that 110% of Florida students will pass the new test.
 
2022-05-27 3:43:46 PM  
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2022-05-27 3:49:49 PM  
It was that high?
 
2022-05-27 3:51:58 PM  

Bread314: If you read the article, this is the last year the kids are being tested  due to an order from their glorious governor.  Its like improving your parachute fail rate by just throwing everyone out of the airplane without a parachute.  Sure more people are dying but you can't blame it on the parachutes/Florida schools.


Worked for Covid infections.
 
2022-05-27 4:02:45 PM  
Test them on Gorilla Tag!
 
2022-05-27 4:09:40 PM  

edmo: Sure but how did they score on school shooter drills.


More important, how did they do at the range?
 
2022-05-27 4:15:00 PM  

edmo: Sure but how did they score on school shooter drills.


Some of them show great promise at being school shooters in a few years.
 
2022-05-27 4:15:24 PM  

Bread314: If you read the article, this is the last year the kids are being tested  due to an order from their glorious governor.  Its like improving your parachute fail rate by just throwing everyone out of the airplane without a parachute.  Sure more people are dying but you can't blame it on the parachutes/Florida schools.


Do you want to try that again? Because throwing people out of airplanes without a parachute has no bearing on the failure rate for parachutes
 
2022-05-27 4:15:27 PM  
I applaud Florida's education efficiency. Similar to doing away with teaching cursive handwriting, it's not like anyone needs english skills to rob a convenience store while high on meth with an iguana down their pants
 
2022-05-27 4:19:44 PM  

The Exit Stencilist: I applaud Florida's education efficiency. Similar to doing away with teaching cursive handwriting, it's not like anyone needs english skills to rob a convenience store while high on meth with an iguana down their pants


There's no reason to use cursive, other than to sign your name and, really, you could just use an x
 
2022-05-27 4:35:50 PM  

chitownmike: Bread314: If you read the article, this is the last year the kids are being tested  due to an order from their glorious governor.  Its like improving your parachute fail rate by just throwing everyone out of the airplane without a parachute.  Sure more people are dying but you can't blame it on the parachutes/Florida schools.

Do you want to try that again? Because throwing people out of airplanes without a parachute has no bearing on the failure rate for parachutes


number of failed parachutes = 0

/accuracy isn't always the best metric
 
2022-05-27 4:39:49 PM  
Probably true for the general population, as well.
 
2022-05-27 5:50:18 PM  
Oye Como Va.
 
2022-05-27 5:55:27 PM  
The remaining are groomed to be future DeathSantis voters
 
2022-05-27 10:38:06 PM  
How many of the half are actually snowbirds?
 
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