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(The Sun (Ireland))   Putin's Chechen warlord pulls a Ronnie Reagan 'the bombs will be dropping in 3..2..1' on Poland in response to Warsaw's steadfast backing of Kyiv   (thesun.ie) divider line
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2022-05-27 7:52:41 AM  
And then you will learn what the west is capable of doing when they are supporting a NATO member state.
 
2022-05-27 8:07:31 AM  
Didn't your guys get rolled when they finally faced a professional army?
 
2022-05-27 8:16:35 AM  
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2022-05-27 8:36:41 AM  
Go ahead and threaten them with a good time.
 
2022-05-27 9:02:14 AM  
Well I'd love to see a column of Polish tanks drive the 40 miles or so to Moscow and level the place. Which will probably happen within hours of some aggressor attacking a NATO nation.
 
2022-05-27 9:20:52 AM  
Bring it, you horse farking hose ripper.
 
2022-05-27 9:21:06 AM  
Sabre rattling asshole sabre rattles.
 
2022-05-27 9:23:07 AM  
Sabre rattling, probably by Putin's orders. They've been trying to get the US directly into the conflict every since they realized they sucked, just so Putin can go back home without egg on his face.

If they actually *did* attack Poland.. wow. Putin would be showing he has literally nothing left. We could defend poland on the border and let him fizzle out.
 
2022-05-27 9:23:43 AM  
Speaking of Poland, what does a Polish wife get that's long and hard at her wedding day?

A new last name.

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2022-05-27 9:23:46 AM  
Threatened men tend to live long.
 
2022-05-27 9:23:53 AM  
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Here's what the Chechen militants have shown themselves capable of: Dying.

He will show how many Chechens can die in six seconds.
 
2022-05-27 9:24:08 AM  
Yeah, talk big. Ain't happening you putz. You know your pissant little military would be overrun by NATO in short order.
 
2022-05-27 9:24:37 AM  
Yeah, those Chechens sure showed us what they were made of in the Battle of Kyiv. *wanking motion*
 
2022-05-27 9:26:41 AM  
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2022-05-27 9:26:53 AM  
Fig. 1: Future skeleton bragging about what he can't accomplish.
 
2022-05-27 9:28:15 AM  
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2022-05-27 9:28:24 AM  
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2022-05-27 9:28:51 AM  
He reminds me of that guy who was the executioner for ISIS.
All big and tough right up until he was captured then he started crying like a baby.
Bet this guy will be just like that.
 
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2022-05-27 9:29:28 AM  
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2022-05-27 9:29:56 AM  
Oh please make that mistake you twat.

The testosterone fueled competition between US, UK, FR, GER, SWE, POL and other pilots to take out the most russian shiat in the first six hours will be unparalleled.
 
2022-05-27 9:32:25 AM  

BeansNfranks: Sabre rattling, probably by Putin's orders. They've been trying to get the US directly into the conflict every since they realized they sucked, just so Putin can go back home without egg on his face.

If they actually *did* attack Poland.. wow. Putin would be showing he has literally nothing left. We could defend poland on the border and let him fizzle out.


I imagine that's the plan.  Anything that crosses a NATO border, air, sea, or land, will be destroyed on arrival once an actual conflict begins.

Putin has to know that while we're giving Ukraine weapons that are superior to what the Russians have, we still have the "good stuff" in reserve.
 
2022-05-27 9:32:40 AM  
Sometimes these deranged f*ckers just need to be taken out.

/ quickly
 
2022-05-27 9:32:57 AM  
Meh. He's Pootie-Poot's token non-russian, smugly convinced he'll be considered one of the 'good ones' when the Kremlin's Bungler-in-Chief starts new pogroms against all non-'ethnic russians'. He also seems to be convinced his supposed 'shock troops' who lose combat engagements with traffic lights and empty buildings will somehow last more than six seconds against any professional military. With those clues to his intellectual capacity, and his previously demonstrated fake combat zone visits, you may safely take anything Kadyrov says with an ocean's worth of sodium chloride.

That said, I am officially inviting Kadyrov and Vladimir the Incompetent to please try it. There are a lot of NATO countries who would just love to show russia what a real military looks like- and Poland is definitely one of them. Given russia's demonstrated incompetence so far, I suspect Article 5 wouldn't be necessary. A pack of Cub Scouts armed with pocket knives would probably be sufficient.
 
2022-05-27 9:33:00 AM  
Didn't they bring in a bad ass Chechen general and his goons a while back?  I hear their funerals were nice.
 
TWX
2022-05-27 9:33:34 AM  

neongoats: Well I'd love to see a column of Polish tanks drive the 40 miles or so to Moscow and level the place. Which will probably happen within hours of some aggressor attacking a NATO nation.


Remember how during Gulf War I the US used precision-guided bombs requiring someone on the ground to 'paint' the target with a laser?

I'd put decent odds on NATO countries' clandestine services having maintained agents with those lasers in Russian territory secretly for years now.  This would allow precision air attacks without jamming of GPS or other means of disruption.
 
2022-05-27 9:33:44 AM  
Do it, biatchboy. You and the rest of your orc pals will be chunky pudding by sundown.
 
2022-05-27 9:34:28 AM  
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2022-05-27 9:34:32 AM  
"we can show you what we are capable of in six seconds"

I'm a man (yeah)
I spell M
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That represent man
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I'm a man
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2022-05-27 9:34:32 AM  
Please do, comrade.

But first make sure your next of kin details are filled out correctly.
 
2022-05-27 9:35:27 AM  
He may get his chance. There are stories about Putin taking thousands of Ukrainians into Russia to "filtration camps". He is creating a situation where it won't be enough to kick him out of Ukraine, someone will have to go into Russia to get those prisoners (of get Putin to return them). If we have to go get them, it will be a problem.
 
2022-05-27 9:36:09 AM  
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2022-05-27 9:36:39 AM  
"we can show you what we are capable of in six seconds"

Yeah that's what I said to your wife.
 
2022-05-27 9:37:50 AM  
I betcha this Chechen guy really hates brunch and third-way democrats.
 
TWX
2022-05-27 9:38:13 AM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: "we can show you what we are capable of in six seconds"

Yeah that's what I said to your wife.


premature ejaculation seems like an odd thing to brag about.
 
2022-05-27 9:38:46 AM  

Valter: Fig. 1: Future skeleton bragging about what he can't accomplish.


No kidding - if anyone in Putin's orbit is going to get plugged first, my bets would be this guy.
 
2022-05-27 9:40:31 AM  
Putin's Chechen warlord threatens to attack POLAND and warns 'we can show you what we are capable of in six seconds'

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/no really that's what he said
 
2022-05-27 9:41:31 AM  
The Ukrainian Army's official position on this guy for years has been:

"Kadyrov himself is a clown and a coward who only scares the boys in Russia. He can't do anything else."
 
2022-05-27 9:42:33 AM  

TWX: Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: "we can show you what we are capable of in six seconds"

Yeah that's what I said to your wife.

premature ejaculation seems like an odd thing to brag about.


A quick testicle is an efficient testicle.
 
2022-05-27 9:44:43 AM  
The Chechens that died fighting Putin were the last heros of that country.

This blustering oafs "elite" soldiers are nothing  prison guards.  If not for societ artifacts, he would be utterly impotent.
 
2022-05-27 9:49:02 AM  
yeah because what russia needs right now is to pick a fight with another third tier military they can't beat.

good plan.  good plan.
 
2022-05-27 9:50:04 AM  
You really don't want to give the US, via NATO, a problem that can be fixed with mindless violence and high explosives.
 
2022-05-27 9:50:20 AM  

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2022-05-27 9:57:02 AM  
"Irish sun"?
 
2022-05-27 9:59:00 AM  
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2022-05-27 10:00:27 AM  

tom baker's scarf: yeah because what russia needs right now is to pick a fight with another third tier military they can't beat.

good plan.  good plan.


Poland is part of NATO. They are on the starting team.
 
2022-05-27 10:01:48 AM  

Trik: He reminds me of that guy who was the executioner for ISIS.
All big and tough right up until he was captured then he started crying like a baby.
Bet this guy will be just like that.


That would involve him being within 100 miles of any combat, or even Ukraine's border

Which I haven't seen evidence of

Also
You look like a tool in that pic
 
2022-05-27 10:04:40 AM  
This isn't 1939 Poland, dumbass.

Also, there are 10,000 US soldiers in Poland right now.
 
2022-05-27 10:04:51 AM  

functionisalwaystaken: Oh please make that mistake you twat.

The testosterone fueled competition between US, UK, FR, GER, SWE, POL and other pilots to take out the most russian shiat in the first six hours will be unparalleled.


Germany will just shake their fist in an vaguely easterly direction.
 
2022-05-27 10:05:43 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: tom baker's scarf: yeah because what russia needs right now is to pick a fight with another third tier military they can't beat.

good plan.  good plan.

Poland is part of NATO. They are on the starting team.


they are on the team.  they aren't starters.   they are, at best a red-shirt freshmen, which, should be more than enough.
 
2022-05-27 10:06:15 AM  

inglixthemad: Yeah, talk big. Ain't happening you putz. You know your pissant little military would be overrun by NATO in short order.


NATO isn't anywhere near a fully operational army like people make it out to be. It's a bunch of independent armies that can barely coordinate themselves, let alone amongst one another. Just look at the clusterfark that was Kosovo to see what it would look like. Iirc the USA took the lead on sorties as there was too much risk of accidentally shooting down fellow planes as our planes couldn't even communicate with our allies over radio.

Don't think for a minute that Russia wouldn't make major gains during the early phases of a war. It's not like the 1980s when USA had huge numbers of troops on the ground in Germany to jump in to support.
 
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