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(9News (Australia))   'Concern' after ocean orca spotted in French river. Authorities do believe it's lost its way and is now looking for a plateau de fruits de mer at a local cafe   (9news.com.au) divider line
    More: Weird, Le Havre, Whale, Ocean, Rouen, Seine, New South Wales, Seine-Maritime, Killer whale  
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2022-05-27 6:27:48 AM  
friend from MBL actually made a film some years back about sighting a great white in the Cape Cod canal and the Woods Hole eel pond. will try to tap it up...

Cape Cod Man Hooks Great White Shark
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/lol, and Tuck once gave me a tow out of Lackeys Bay off Naushon when I did something very very stupid to my boat's propeller.
/farking SeaTow ripoff artists no thank you
///sree for the feeshes in the deep blue sea
\//joy to you and me
 
2022-05-27 7:50:46 AM  
It's got to be a male and too proud to ask for directions.
 
2022-05-27 11:07:50 AM  
Where does this fall on the Susan Collins concern-meter?
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2022-05-27 11:37:27 AM  
A killer whale in a French river?

That's totally in-Seine!
 
2022-05-27 11:39:36 AM  
We know the orca isn't French,

He was observed all afternoon and didn't take any naps
 
2022-05-27 11:40:33 AM  
The only reason why Orca don't hunt humans is that we tend not to have enough blubber to make it worth it for them.

/ a shark will kill you and eat you. An Orca will rape you, tear off all your limbs, start eating you and then, MAAAAAAYBE, kill you
 
2022-05-27 11:41:05 AM  
"I was looking down at my phone and the next thing I know I look up and I'm in a farking river. FML"
 
2022-05-27 11:49:19 AM  
Heading towards Arby's on Main Street.

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2022-05-27 11:51:15 AM  
Simpsons Moe X-Files Killer Whale
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2022-05-27 11:56:50 AM  
The French will eat it.

They eat everything.

The Chinese have a reputation for eating anything that sleeps with it's back to the sky, but I would bet they eat stuff in France that would make the Chinese blush.
 
2022-05-27 11:57:01 AM  

tintar: friend from MBL actually made a film some years back about sighting a great white in the Cape Cod canal and the Woods Hole eel pond. will try to tap it up...

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/j0kfUmNXqtU]

/lol, and Tuck once gave me a tow out of Lackeys Bay off Naushon when I did something very very stupid to my boat's propeller.
/farking SeaTow ripoff artists no thank you
///sree for the feeshes in the deep blue sea
\//joy to you and me



You had me at Woods Hole, MA

You had me at Woods Hole, MA
 
2022-05-27 12:06:26 PM  
La Mer
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2022-05-27 12:28:15 PM  
'Concern' after ocean orca

Are there other kinds of orca?  River orca?  Lake orca?

Laaaaand orca?
 
2022-05-27 12:36:06 PM  

Walker: Where does this fall on the Susan Collins concern-meter?
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Shouldn't "somewhat concerned" be less than "concerned"?
 
2022-05-27 2:22:21 PM  

Do you know the way to Mordor: A killer whale in a French river?

That's totally in-Seine!


"Orca?"

"Oui, orca!"

"Oh, a little one."
 
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