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2022-05-26 8:20:07 PM  
was adjusting his pants when his gun, tucked into his waistband, discharged.

Who the fark does this?  How does it even seem like a good idea to have a gun shoved into your pants, and pointed at your balls and some major arteries?
 
2022-05-26 8:26:48 PM  
Price is right losing horn
Youtube 9Jz1TjCphXE
 
2022-05-26 8:41:46 PM  
Too bad he didn't shoot his balls off and permanently end the possibility of fathering more kids.
 
2022-05-26 9:02:27 PM  
I thought the sad trombone was for the paywall I hit clicking that link.
 
2022-05-26 9:29:42 PM  
Is your kid's school that dangerous??? I went to a rough school, every day, without a gun. And I was probably 1/4 of that guy's size.
 
2022-05-26 10:29:15 PM  
Schmuck.
 
2022-05-26 10:31:22 PM  
Every once in a while, school shootings have a not so sad ending.
 
2022-05-26 10:31:41 PM  

Combustion: Is your kid's school that dangerous??? I went to a rough school, every day, without a gun. And I was probably 1/4 of that guy's size.


He had just come from a Chuck E Cheese and forgot he had it on him.
 
2022-05-26 10:32:16 PM  
Man was identified as Bernard P. Fike, of Mayberry.
 
2022-05-26 10:32:26 PM  

Combustion: Is your kid's school that dangerous??? I went to a rough school, every day, without a gun. And I was probably 1/4 of that guy's size.


...are you talking about your own dick?
 
2022-05-26 10:33:23 PM  

Zik-Zak: Combustion: Is your kid's school that dangerous??? I went to a rough school, every day, without a gun. And I was probably 1/4 of that guy's size.

...are you talking about your own dick?


That's going to come off too prickish, I'm sorry.
 
2022-05-26 10:34:10 PM  

aleister_greynight: was adjusting his pants when his gun, tucked into his waistband, discharged.

Who the fark does this?  How does it even seem like a good idea to have a gun shoved into your pants, and pointed at your balls and some major arteries?


CSB: I was standing in line at the gas station one day & the guy in line in front of me is trying to get his wallet out of his sweatpants when his gun rolls out the end of his pant-leg.
I did not wait around to see whether or not he picked it up by the trigger.
 
2022-05-26 10:34:19 PM  
Pretty sure the gun in school is a felony.
No guns for him.
Take them all away.
 
2022-05-26 10:36:28 PM  
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2022-05-26 10:36:28 PM  
I imagined a dad in his early 20s, a bit too arrogant, a bit too nervous about carrying the first time; farked up and then got arreted for trying to fix his damaged ego by ranting in front of normal people. You know, a dumbas. But exactly the human who has a right to be a dumbass once, (once mind you), and get smacked for it and then take a mulligan and everything is alright. Like, with the pandemic and George Floyd cops copping all over, I think dads in their early 20s are a demographic who must be unbelievably stressed out, and nobody is talking directly to them.

Instead, the article delivers a surprisingly unsymathetic Homer of a man. Fifty five?!?! Come on.
 
2022-05-26 10:37:20 PM  

Zik-Zak: Zik-Zak: Combustion: Is your kid's school that dangerous??? I went to a rough school, every day, without a gun. And I was probably 1/4 of that guy's size.

...are you talking about your own dick?

That's going to come off too prickish, I'm sorry.


It sounded half-cocked, yeah.
 
2022-05-26 10:39:45 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: Zik-Zak: Zik-Zak: Combustion: Is your kid's school that dangerous??? I went to a rough school, every day, without a gun. And I was probably 1/4 of that guy's size.

...are you talking about your own dick?

That's going to come off too prickish, I'm sorry.

It sounded half-cocked, yeah.


I got nothing against the guy, I just ballsed it up.
 
2022-05-26 10:40:53 PM  

aleister_greynight: was adjusting his pants when his gun, tucked into his waistband, discharged.

Who the fark does this?  How does it even seem like a good idea to have a gun shoved into your pants, and pointed at your balls and some major arteries?


These are people that didn't pay attention in science classes, and just stayed home altogether during anatomy week.
 
2022-05-26 10:47:17 PM  

morg: Combustion: Is your kid's school that dangerous??? I went to a rough school, every day, without a gun. And I was probably 1/4 of that guy's size.

He had just come from a Chuck E Cheese and forgot he had it on him.


If there's _anyplace_ I'm packing heat, it's a Chuck E Cheese's
 
2022-05-26 10:47:53 PM  
The kids were still traumatized by gunfire and a lockdown.
 
2022-05-26 10:50:30 PM  
The jokes just write themselves.

"A report from KXAS-TV said the man was walking toward the front office of the school and was adjusting his pants when his gun, tucked into his waistband, discharged. The man's leg and foot were wounded and he was taken to the hospital, police said Thursday morning."
 
2022-05-26 10:53:21 PM  

aleister_greynight: was adjusting his pants when his gun, tucked into his waistband, discharged.

Who the fark does this?  How does it even seem like a good idea to have a gun shoved into your pants, and pointed at your balls and some major arteries?


My friend shot one of his balls off doing just that, trying to case someone off "his property".
 
2022-05-26 10:53:57 PM  

aleister_greynight: was adjusting his pants when his gun, tucked into his waistband, discharged.

Who the fark does this?  How does it even seem like a good idea to have a gun shoved into your pants, and pointed at your balls and some major arteries?


Pants-wetting-scared little man-children. That's who.
 
2022-05-26 10:54:52 PM  

Combustion: Is your kid's school that dangerous??? I went to a rough school, every day, without a gun. And I was probably 1/4 of that guy's size.


They're all this dangerous now. Did you just get out of jail after 30 years?
 
2022-05-26 10:56:50 PM  
Police said 55-year-old Anthony White

"Anthony"?  Sounds Italian.  Probably mobbed up.
 
2022-05-26 10:57:19 PM  

chewd: aleister_greynight: was adjusting his pants when his gun, tucked into his waistband, discharged.

Who the fark does this?  How does it even seem like a good idea to have a gun shoved into your pants, and pointed at your balls and some major arteries?

CSB: I was standing in line at the gas station one day & the guy in line in front of me is trying to get his wallet out of his sweatpants when his gun rolls out the end of his pant-leg.
I did not wait around to see whether or not he picked it up by the trigger.


I live in a pretty rural area where hunting is part of the culture. When my kids were little I told them more than once, that if a friend brought out a gun to show off, get the f*ck out of there NOW. DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200.
 
2022-05-26 10:59:13 PM  

Zik-Zak: Bennie Crabtree: Zik-Zak: Zik-Zak: Combustion: Is your kid's school that dangerous??? I went to a rough school, every day, without a gun. And I was probably 1/4 of that guy's size.

...are you talking about your own dick?

That's going to come off too prickish, I'm sorry.

It sounded half-cocked, yeah.

I got nothing against the guy, I just ballsed it up.


Shot yourself in the foot.
 
2022-05-26 10:59:25 PM  
It looks like we can have Texas paywalls here just fine.

But we cant have Texas tags

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2022-05-26 11:00:03 PM  

Zik-Zak: Zik-Zak: Combustion: Is your kid's school that dangerous??? I went to a rough school, every day, without a gun. And I was probably 1/4 of that guy's size.

...are you talking about your own dick?

That's going to come off too prickish, I'm sorry.


A little prickish....just like his dick!

/zing!
 
2022-05-26 11:10:26 PM  

Lorelle: Too bad he didn't shoot his balls off and permanently end the possibility of fathering more kids.


Well, since he's now about to be a convicted felon, no more guns for him, unless he's really that stupid.

....

He's really that stupid, isn't he? Say bye to Dad, kids. He'll be going away for 5-8 years.
 
2022-05-26 11:10:38 PM  
Buy a holster, you absolute turd of a human being.
Alien Gear sells them for pretty cheap.
 
2022-05-26 11:12:13 PM  

morg: Combustion: Is your kid's school that dangerous??? I went to a rough school, every day, without a gun. And I was probably 1/4 of that guy's size.

He had just come from a Chuck E Cheese and forgot he had it on him.


Chuck E. Cheese?

chrisrock.jpg
 
2022-05-26 11:13:38 PM  
They'll make an example out of him...
Till the next mass shooting.
 
2022-05-26 11:16:45 PM  
DEA idiot shoots himself teaching gun safety!
Youtube vfONckOPyaI
 
2022-05-26 11:17:50 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: I imagined a dad in his early 20s, a bit too arrogant, a bit too nervous about carrying the first time; farked up and then got arreted for trying to fix his damaged ego by ranting in front of normal people. You know, a dumbas. But exactly the human who has a right to be a dumbass once, (once mind you), and get smacked for it and then take a mulligan and everything is alright. Like, with the pandemic and George Floyd cops copping all over, I think dads in their early 20s are a demographic who must be unbelievably stressed out, and nobody is talking directly to them.

Instead, the article delivers a surprisingly unsymathetic Homer of a man. Fifty five?!?! Come on.

Uh-Oh Spaghetti-Ohs
Youtube XThmOXRs-Sw
 
2022-05-26 11:22:20 PM  

The_Sponge: [YouTube video: DEA idiot shoots himself teaching gun safety!]


What the absolute f*ck?  He brought a loaded weapon into a classroom full of people?  And he claimed he was the only person professional to carry a Glock 40 (whatever the f*ck that is)?  Just beautiful.
 
2022-05-26 11:28:54 PM  
Texans gonna Texas.
 
2022-05-26 11:30:43 PM  
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2022-05-26 11:31:02 PM  

aleister_greynight: was adjusting his pants when his gun, tucked into his waistband, discharged.

Who the fark does this?  How does it even seem like a good idea to have a gun shoved into your pants, and pointed at your balls and some major arteries?


Responsible gun owners.
 
2022-05-26 11:31:44 PM  
Congratulations Gov. Abbott, your unlicensed carry and no training laws are working about as well as expected.
 
2022-05-26 11:36:39 PM  
Shooting himself in the foot, literally speaking?
 
2022-05-26 11:39:18 PM  

mikaloyd: It looks like we can have Texas paywalls here just fine.

But we cant have Texas tags

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Open it in a private window, or in icognito mode, and it works.
 
2022-05-26 11:47:38 PM  
A report from KXAS-TV said the man was walking toward the front office of the school and was adjusting his pants when his gun, tucked into his waistband, discharged.

Get a proper belt and holster you farking muppet.
 
2022-05-26 11:50:22 PM  
The textbook way to concealed carry is always to eschew a holster, have a round chambered, the safety off, and it pointed at your junk.
 
2022-05-26 11:58:33 PM  
Personally, a person who f*cks up with a weapon in a public forum, should never be allowed to touch a weapon ever again. Given the ease that weapons are acquired in the US, they should be immediately exterminated. It's the only way.

Perhaps someone can tell me of an instance where a dead person f*cked up again and I'll tell them of at least 100 where they f*cked up again when they were left alive.
 
2022-05-27 12:09:29 AM  

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That never stops being funny.
 
2022-05-27 12:37:05 AM  

C18H27NO3: A report from KXAS-TV said the man was walking toward the front office of the school and was adjusting his pants when his gun, tucked into his waistband, discharged.

Get a proper belt and holster you farking muppet.


Maybe don't carry a farking gun to farking school. How about that?
 
2022-05-27 1:05:29 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: The_Sponge: [YouTube video: DEA idiot shoots himself teaching gun safety!]

What the absolute f*ck?  He brought a loaded weapon into a classroom full of people?  And he claimed he was the only person professional to carry a Glock 40 (whatever the f*ck that is)?  Just beautiful.


What would like to bet he's still in the LEO business?

I don't know that he is, I just would not be surprised.
 
2022-05-27 1:12:05 AM  

Gooch: Schmuck.


Now a shmekele
 
2022-05-27 1:13:31 AM  

vudukungfu: Pretty sure the gun in school is a felony.
No guns for him.
Take them all away.


Any day now the SCROTUS will say it's uncornholetootsional
 
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