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2022-05-26 7:53:16 PM  
Here's 45 to start:
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2022-05-26 8:04:13 PM  
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2022-05-26 8:24:46 PM  
Lol @ "11. Tax Breaks"
 
2022-05-26 8:34:51 PM  
They only need one solution for LGBT, immigrants, Democrats, pro-choice, atheists, etc.  It'll be the only one that they need.  A final solution if you will.
 
2022-05-26 8:35:47 PM  
Did "fewer doors, like banks and airports" make the list.

/banks - famous for never having unwanted armed men come inside
//airports - famous for having so many doors they number them all
 
2022-05-26 8:36:58 PM  

enry: They only need one solution for LGBT, immigrants, Democrats, pro-choice, atheists, etc.  It'll be the only one that they need.  A final solution if you will.


I farking hate guns. I've shot them, once. I'd take away every gun tomorrow.

If those groups were openly armed the police would never ever ever be brave enough to go near them
 
2022-05-26 8:40:04 PM  
50. Shut down Fox News
 
2022-05-26 8:40:29 PM  
Desperation move
 
2022-05-26 8:40:35 PM  
List fails without 'lowering taxes for the 1%' and they need even moar church/religion crap.
 
2022-05-26 8:44:10 PM  
31, 35 and 36 are all the same
 
2022-05-26 8:44:28 PM  

bingethinker: 50. Shut down Fox News


I came here to say this.
 
2022-05-26 8:51:02 PM  

Gubbo: enry: They only need one solution for LGBT, immigrants, Democrats, pro-choice, atheists, etc.  It'll be the only one that they need.  A final solution if you will.

I farking hate guns. I've shot them, once. I'd take away every gun tomorrow.

If those groups were openly armed the police would never ever ever be brave enough to go near them


I guess I'm being too obscure.
 
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2022-05-26 9:26:18 PM  
All those school shooters out there climbing fences and shiat better pray!
 
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2022-05-26 9:30:19 PM  
The list is shallow, undeveloped, and just a bunch of sh*t thrown at a wall to appeal to an audience.

It's just dumb as hell.  "Policemen."  Uh, OK.  "Pray."  Uh-huh.  "Trap the shooter like a rat."  What are we even talking about anymore?
 
2022-05-26 9:49:53 PM  
38: Don't Be Triggered!!!
 
2022-05-26 10:24:53 PM  
They got 99 solutions, but no guns ain't one
 
2022-05-26 10:26:42 PM  
Should have also put News in quotes, subby.
 
2022-05-26 10:43:07 PM  
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2022-05-26 10:49:33 PM  
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43: Don't talk about the shooting. It has Paul Anka's guarantee.
 
2022-05-26 10:54:58 PM  
Armed toilets.
Scripture readings to start each class
Sharpie Marker blowguns
 
2022-05-26 11:34:41 PM  
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2022-05-26 11:40:18 PM  
All directing public tax dollars to the fewest number of already wealthy people.
 
2022-05-26 11:42:59 PM  

Ghastly: [Fark user image image 640x480]
43: Don't talk about the shooting. It has Paul Anka's guarantee.


DON'T MENTION THE SHOOTING!

I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.
 
2022-05-26 11:43:44 PM  

Badmoodman: List fails without 'lowering taxes for the 1%' and they need even moar church/religion crap.


Both of those are on there
 
2022-05-26 11:45:20 PM  
I'm sure republicans would love to have martial law.
 
2022-05-26 11:45:28 PM  
Right wingers should never be spoken with as if they are human beings. You'd think that for once they could act like people, but nope, they are still abominable farking filth. Covid didn't vid their asses hard enough, I want more of them to die and keep dying so we can replace them with decent human beings that are human and do human things like have jobs and human empathy.

Covid, ass cancer, fentanyl, suicide, the heartbreak of psoriasis, whatever it farking takes. I'm rooting for y'all.
 
2022-05-26 11:45:57 PM  
#14: Provide a "ring of steel"

WTF is that supposed to mean?

And #20: "Make attacking a school a death sentence" is pretty laughable too when you consider that most of these shootings end up with the shooter either being killed by police or dying of a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
 
2022-05-26 11:48:26 PM  

Monty_Zoncolan: Here's 45 to start:
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Also, shout out to #20. "I've decided to end my life and the lives of as many people as possible, but if the cops have shiatty aim and I don't go out in a blaze of glory, I could face the death penalty."
 
2022-05-26 11:48:41 PM  
 
2022-05-26 11:49:14 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Ghastly: [Fark user image image 640x480]
43: Don't talk about the shooting. It has Paul Anka's guarantee.

DON'T MENTION THE SHOOTING!

I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.


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2022-05-26 11:50:46 PM  
#52 Get off my lawn
#53 Longer happy hour at Golden Corral
#54  Raise voting age to 40
 
2022-05-26 11:50:52 PM  

Circusdog320: 31, 35 and 36 are all the same


You missed 19 and 26.
 
2022-05-26 11:52:07 PM  
Albuquerque, see I can do it too, snorkel.
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2022-05-26 11:52:23 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Ghastly: [Fark user image image 640x480]
43: Don't talk about the shooting. It has Paul Anka's guarantee.

DON'T MENTION THE SHOOTING!

I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.


I understood that reference.

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2022-05-26 11:52:25 PM  
Ballistic blankets?  How do those work?  Is this the same mentality where children think that their blankets will protect them from the monsters hiding in their room?

Sure, throw a layer of Kevlar on you and feel the joys of feeling like you're being beat with a sledgehammer, if it can even withstand the round.  Plus no shooter would ever lift or pull a ballistic blanket away from you, no sir.
 
2022-05-26 11:52:29 PM  
I would think that #20 is the whole point: Suicide by ways of shooting spree until eventually getting whacked yourself.

It's like they are throwing darts and missing the board entirely, when the entire dartboard is ASSAULT WEAPONS BAN.
 
2022-05-26 11:53:12 PM  

X-Geek: Circusdog320: 31, 35 and 36 are all the same

You missed 19 and 26.


And also 48 (from the video)
 
2022-05-26 11:56:45 PM  
I can't believe nobody has mentioned #23, I mean, I think that one sums it all up.
 
2022-05-26 11:58:13 PM  
#22 stop letting schools be gun free zones. That should help. Maybe not a much as #19 Judeo-Christian values but still.
 
2022-05-26 11:58:15 PM  
Every farking item on that list is farking stupid.

Every. farking. Item.

farking stupid.

right wingers are the enemies of all humans.
 
2022-05-26 11:58:40 PM  
It has been years since I've been stoned. This week finally broke me.  I have a full-pint of 80 proof vodka right now in my liver. Also, I took 10 CBD gummies at 80mgs each. I honestly just don't care. Does the shootings personally effect me no not at all. Yet, I am close to my family and  my nephews in which are 12 and 8 and our in school. I think it came down to Buffalo Ny shooting at this one to prove nobody is going to do jack shiat that finally broke me. The funny thing is that even  Jan 6, 2020 didn't break me made me pissed but, didn't break me
/ haven't been stoned since I was 18. Not a square, just mostly an alcoholic.
 
2022-05-26 11:58:48 PM  
If you're having shooting problems,
I feel bad for you, son
I got 49 solutions
And a gun ain't one
 
2022-05-27 12:00:37 AM  

Sporkabob: Ballistic blankets?  How do those work?  Is this the same mentality where children think that their blankets will protect them from the monsters hiding in their room?

Sure, throw a layer of Kevlar on you and feel the joys of feeling like you're being beat with a sledgehammer, if it can even withstand the round.  Plus no shooter would ever lift or pull a ballistic blanket away from you, no sir.


Don't forget the snorkel.
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2022-05-27 12:01:35 AM  
I think #31 been absent.  Else he's OK with children being killed which BTW maybe he is.
 
2022-05-27 12:03:38 AM  
Fences, jeebus,moar guns and tax breaks....Well that covers like 90% of the RWNJ parties ideas to solve every problem. And so far their success rate for those solutions to any problem is pretty much 0....
 
2022-05-27 12:08:10 AM  
#39 is assault rifles. They actually suggested that. They're obviously not serious, perhaps this really is a joke? But it's way too soon for jokes. Who ever put that out needs some real chastising.
 
2022-05-27 12:08:32 AM  

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...most police officers didn't sign up to protect.
 
2022-05-27 12:11:17 AM  
Right-wing Bingo suuuuuuuucks.
 
2022-05-27 12:12:21 AM  
I got one, how about internet ads everywhere that go "Stop school shootings with this one simple trick"

/remove the guns.
 
2022-05-27 12:13:50 AM  
I would take this more seriously if it were posted as a crawl over an SNL Fox skit.
 
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