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(NYPost) Weeners Penis Panic at the Idol Finale is the name of my dream Carrie Underwood/Brendon Urie supergroup   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Weeners, Ryan Seacrest, Kelly Ripa, The Little Mermaid, American Idol, Regis Philbin, commercial break, Walt Disney World Christmas Day Parade, scenes wardrobe change  
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1579 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 27 May 2022 at 12:53 AM (27 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-26 8:30:04 PM  
I thought "penis panic at the idol finale" was a Smiths song? Life imitates art?
 
2022-05-26 8:39:46 PM  
His eyes aren't down there.
 
2022-05-26 9:06:59 PM  
Things That Didn't Happen
 
2022-05-26 11:05:40 PM  
Burt Ward unavailable for comment! Lol!
/obscure
//look it up!
///Ryan WISHES he was Burt!
 
2022-05-27 12:12:41 AM  
Did he wear grey sweatpants?
 
2022-05-27 1:02:46 AM  
Dic Logo - What Were You Really Thinking?
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2022-05-27 2:03:41 AM  

propasaurus: Things That Didn't Happen


Things That Not Only Didn't Happen, But Were Entirely Manufactured For The Purpose of Attention Pandering.

I mean, seriously, who would give a shiat about this, honestly? Even Idol fans, I suspect, are like, "...huh. OK?"
 
2022-05-27 7:48:18 AM  
That's one way to explain why you and another man were seen naked backstage at work, or, one way to explain to your SO why you came joke wearing underwear they had never seen before.
 
2022-05-27 7:58:34 AM  
I can't imagine what it would feel like to be stupid enough to want to watch something as sickeningly terrible as that show. Sometimes I really envy you dummies.
 
2022-05-27 8:29:33 AM  

jmr61: I can't imagine what it would feel like to be stupid enough to want to watch something as sickeningly terrible as that show. Sometimes I really envy you dummies.


Yet I bet you watch sports. Even when you know that the game is going to be a complete blowout.
 
2022-05-27 9:30:57 AM  

skybird659: Burt Ward unavailable for comment! Lol!
/obscure
//look it up!
///Ryan WISHES he was Burt!


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2022-05-27 12:12:18 PM  

johnny_vegas: skybird659: Burt Ward unavailable for comment! Lol!
/obscure
//look it up!
///Ryan WISHES he was Burt!

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Well done! IIRC, that was a Catwoman episode that had Robin spinning on that wheel.
 
2022-05-27 8:10:40 PM  
A professional always wears two pair.
 
2022-05-27 11:02:14 PM  

skybird659: johnny_vegas: skybird659: Burt Ward unavailable for comment! Lol!
/obscure
//look it up!
///Ryan WISHES he was Burt!

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Well done! IIRC, that was a Catwoman episode that had Robin spinning on that wheel.


I think the original poster was referring to the fact that Burt Ward was forcefed bottles of penis-shrinking pills so that his cock wouldn't show through his costume. They tried taping it down, but that only made him aroused to the point of ejaculation, and he came like a bull.
 
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