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2022-05-26 5:37:55 PM  
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2022-05-26 5:45:39 PM  
"The solution lies in stronger families, more supportive communities, I would argue renewed faith," he said. "We've lost that. We stopped teaching values in so many of our schools. Now we're teaching wokeness.

Yes go on, please do explain how being understanding and considerate of people around you leads to shootings, and not to "stronger families, more supportive communities."

Farking Republican performance art.
 
2022-05-26 5:50:43 PM  
I wonder if this rapist racist (isn't that all Rapepublicans?) has ever seen per capita numbers on gun deaths in this country?

If anything, it ain't the woke who are predominantly the shooters OR victims.
 
2022-05-26 5:53:49 PM  

puffy999: I wonder if this rapist racist (isn't that all Rapepublicans?) has ever seen per capita numbers on gun deaths in this country?

If anything, it ain't the woke who are predominantly the shooters OR victims.


Generous of you, to assume Mr. Johnson's statement was made in good faith.
 
2022-05-26 6:02:30 PM  
The Uvalde shooter did not fall through any cracks. He was simply an angry young man who bought deadly weapons as soon as he was able to do so legally. Since he was only 18 and still in school he lashed out against school kids. Had he been compelled by the law to wait until he turned 21 to make that purchase he might still have lashed out, but by then his anger would more likely be directed at coworkers or authorities. In short, making this guy wait until he was 21 to buy assault rifles might not have prevented him from going on a rampage, but it would have greatly decreased the odd of his victims being elementary school children.
 
2022-05-26 8:10:57 PM  

fragMasterFlash: The Uvalde shooter did not fall through any cracks. He was simply an angry young man who bought deadly weapons as soon as he was able to do so legally. Since he was only 18 and still in school he lashed out against school kids. Had he been compelled by the law to wait until he turned 21 to make that purchase he might still have lashed out, but by then his anger would more likely be directed at coworkers or authorities. In short, making this guy wait until he was 21 to buy assault rifles might not have prevented him from going on a rampage, but it would have greatly decreased the odd of his victims being elementary school children.


Making him wait until 21 might, and keys be honest probably would have, led to other red flags and issues that would have meant he failed a background check.

Not like there aren't alternatives to that of course.
 
2022-05-26 8:31:06 PM  
Why do the shiatheads in WI keep electing this moron?
 
2022-05-26 8:58:00 PM  
My very casual list of causes so far. I'm sure I've missed many more.

Female trans woman
Lack of religion
Unarmed teachers and students
Rap music
Video games
CRT
Wokeness
 
2022-05-26 9:13:59 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Had he been compelled by the law to wait until he turned 21 to make that purchase he might still have lashed out, but by then his anger would more likely be directed at coworkers or authorities.


We need a national campaign reaching out to anybody who is thinking of shooting up any large group of people to head to the places that are the source of the problems. And list those places.
 
2022-05-26 10:23:02 PM  

fragMasterFlash: The Uvalde shooter did not fall through any cracks. He was simply an angry young man who bought deadly weapons as soon as he was able to do so legally. Since he was only 18 and still in school he lashed out against school kids. Had he been compelled by the law to wait until he turned 21 to make that purchase he might still have lashed out, but by then his anger would more likely be directed at coworkers or authorities. In short, making this guy wait until he was 21 to buy assault rifles might not have prevented him from going on a rampage, but it would have greatly decreased the odd of his victims being elementary school children.


Considering he killed his grandma, then stole her truck, then crashed in in front of the school, got out, shot at two people at a funeral parlor, then went after the school, I wonder if he had a target in mind or that's just where he ended up.

He was gonna kill either way.
 
2022-05-26 10:31:54 PM  
I swear to Christ as an atheist that farking turd needs a solid hickory ak47 upside the cranium
 
2022-05-26 10:51:46 PM  
wow they're not even trying to make sense anymore
just hate and talking point lies
 
2022-05-26 10:52:51 PM  
Just farking die, asshole. Jesus Christ. Get some terminal disease or step in front of a train. I don't care. Just disappear.
 
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2022-05-26 10:53:03 PM  
That doesn't even make sense. A CRT is heavy and would make for a halfway decent weapon against a school shooter so long as one could get the damn 15-pin VGA cable free from the port and snaked-out through the rat's nest of wires behind the desk.
 
2022-05-26 10:53:30 PM  
ask one of these dipshiats and their supporters to define "woke." i bet that would be fun
 
2022-05-26 10:53:43 PM  

edmo: My very casual list of causes so far. I'm sure I've missed many more.

Female trans woman
Lack of religion
Unarmed teachers and students
Rap music
Video games
CRT
Wokeness


Don't forget - a false flag organized by gun-grabbing Democrats.
 
2022-05-26 10:53:57 PM  
Neat. They fear CRT. That's basically the evidence CRT is effective and accurate theory that leads to actual social change.
 
2022-05-26 10:55:05 PM  

Jake Havechek: Why do the shiatheads in WI keep electing this moron?


He's been left for dead on both occasions by his own party but the tenderloin of crazy (the Fox Valley down to the Milwaukee suburbs) and running in disastrous years for Democrats have aided him greatly.
 
2022-05-26 10:55:19 PM  
This is some sick AF Nazi doublespeak BS right here.

People like Ron Johnson, and the entire GOP, are pushing narratives that the country's problems are caused because kids have biology these inbred morons refuse to understand. Full stop, that's a fact.

Then he has the balls to say shiat like this? These farkers are asking for it at this point.
 
2022-05-26 10:55:20 PM  
I just ended up in Twitter Jail a minute ago for saying that I wish someone would pimp-slap his vile lying mouth.
 
2022-05-26 10:56:37 PM  

Palined Parenthood: ask one of these dipshiats and their supporters to define "woke." i bet that would be fun


I recently read a chapter of a Reinhold Niebuhr book that was about race and social justice. it wasn't far off from the basic goals for social change in CRT. Since he was an Amarican Reformed Church theologian, I think there is a chance the grads from American religious schools would be able to enter CRT dicussions that way.
 
2022-05-26 10:56:39 PM  
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2022-05-26 10:57:10 PM  

edmo: My very casual list of causes so far. I'm sure I've missed many more.

Female trans woman
Lack of religion
Unarmed teachers and students
Rap music
Video games
CRT
Wokeness


Doors
 
2022-05-26 10:59:05 PM  
Any rational discourse toward policy change is challenged by the arguments of motivation versus means.
 
2022-05-26 11:04:09 PM  
Old white guys paid by the NRA in positions of power with the ability to block sensible legislation may also be a contributing factor.
 
2022-05-26 11:04:14 PM  
To be fair, Ron Johnson is a moron.

And probably an unregistered foreign agent.
 
2022-05-26 11:07:23 PM  
Ron Johnson molests Collies.
 
2022-05-26 11:08:02 PM  

maxheck: Old white guys paid by the NRARussians

 
2022-05-26 11:08:35 PM  
If Ron Johnson wants to address the problems facing America, he should definitely do so with a gun. If he ate a bullet the world would be an objectively better place.
 
2022-05-26 11:09:21 PM  
If CRT or homosexuality or trans-ness could be weaponized and put in bullets, Republicans would make sure immediately that there would never be another gun in a school.
 
2022-05-26 11:10:05 PM  
CRT, wokeness... (incredibly small typeface comma inability to accept).

Christianity can never fail, only be failed theocracy harderrrr! !oneonethreequarters!one!
 
2022-05-26 11:11:05 PM  

Jake Havechek: Why do the shiatheads in WI keep electing this moron?


Because the folks in the north woods and the in the belt of white-flight-new-money that surrounds Milwaukee are obsessed with "sticking it" to the progressive/democrat people of assorted colors in Dane and Milwaukee counties. It really is that simple and THAT stupid.

The propaganda is thick here, and the gerrymandering is thicker.
 
2022-05-26 11:11:09 PM  

Palined Parenthood: ask one of these dipshiats and their supporters to define "woke." i bet that would be fun


I can see it now. Reporter: "How do you define 'woke'"? Dong Johnson: "um, duh, um, sputter, *smoke bomb*"
 
2022-05-26 11:11:26 PM  
It is the strategy for years now, change the coversation to use different hot words. Such is life.
 
2022-05-26 11:14:42 PM  

Liadan: Jake Havechek: Why do the shiatheads in WI keep electing this moron?

Because the folks in the north woods and the in the belt of white-flight-new-money that surrounds Milwaukee are obsessed with "sticking it" to the progressive/democrat people of assorted colors in Dane and Milwaukee counties. It really is that simple and THAT stupid.

The propaganda is thick here, and the gerrymandering is thicker.


ok but he's a us senator
 
2022-05-26 11:14:51 PM  
Maybe Ron Johnson should kill himself.  Preferably by explosive rectal cactus.
 
2022-05-26 11:16:58 PM  
I've no time for assholes & liars peddling their wares over the bodies of dead kids.

Fark Ron Johnson, and Greg Abbott, and Republicans in general.
 
2022-05-26 11:17:02 PM  
I knew those monitors & tvs were nothing but trouble.
 
2022-05-26 11:18:13 PM  
who gives a shiat what any GOP member thinks. they're all bloodthirsty monsters. broadcasting their views legitimizes them. they are trolls. you don't negotiate with domestic terrorists
 
2022-05-26 11:19:40 PM  
It's awesome how this one out of the hundreds of shooters wasn't spouting off right wing propaganda, so the right wing dipsh*ts are trying to pin whatever they can onto it.  Yet they know the issue is still a right wing created problem - guns - anyways.

There is a solution to this.  Same as the solution to climate change.
 
2022-05-26 11:22:16 PM  

Palined Parenthood: Liadan: Jake Havechek: Why do the shiatheads in WI keep electing this moron?

Because the folks in the north woods and the in the belt of white-flight-new-money that surrounds Milwaukee are obsessed with "sticking it" to the progressive/democrat people of assorted colors in Dane and Milwaukee counties. It really is that simple and THAT stupid.

The propaganda is thick here, and the gerrymandering is thicker.

ok but he's a us senator


Whoops, spillover rage over the sorry state of our other representatives.
 
2022-05-26 11:23:37 PM  

edmo: My very casual list of causes so far. I'm sure I've missed many more.

Female trans woman
Lack of religion
Unarmed teachers and students
Rap music
Video games
CRT
Wokeness


Jason Whitlock added "pansies in Northern California Tech Companies".
 
2022-05-26 11:29:45 PM  

Jake Havechek: Why do the shiatheads in WI keep electing this moron?


Because there are a lot of shiatheads in WI and they vote.
 
2022-05-26 11:32:55 PM  

edmo: My very casual list of causes so far. I'm sure I've missed many more.

Female trans woman
Lack of religion
Unarmed teachers and students
Rap music
Video games
CRT
Wokeness


You forgot doors. But the wrong kind of doors.

Also the fact that we don't have a government agency that watches young men watching young women watching social media.
 
2022-05-26 11:33:00 PM  
If you're a conservative and you want to help? Drop dead. That's the best way you can help.
 
2022-05-26 11:33:54 PM  
Woke woke Hillary Clinton CRT migrants woke leftists socialism woke CRT sharia law system32.exe not found

I swear Republicans are like 4 year olds that repeat words just because they sound neat.
 
2022-05-26 11:43:45 PM  

Liadan: Palined Parenthood: Liadan: Jake Havechek: Why do the shiatheads in WI keep electing this moron?

Because the folks in the north woods and the in the belt of white-flight-new-money that surrounds Milwaukee are obsessed with "sticking it" to the progressive/democrat people of assorted colors in Dane and Milwaukee counties. It really is that simple and THAT stupid.

The propaganda is thick here, and the gerrymandering is thicker.

ok but he's a us senator

Whoops, spillover rage over the sorry state of our other representatives.


It's completely understandable. Thank you for the inside scoop
 
2022-05-26 11:45:34 PM  
Wow, I guess it takes a PhD and centuries of study to figure out that republican loved mass murders are caused by weapons that shoot bullets, bullets and the assholes who are allowed to touch a weapon.

Either 50% of the population is really smart or republicans are intensely stupid. I blame it on their christian madrasas.
 
2022-05-26 11:46:21 PM  

Lusiphur: edmo: My very casual list of causes so far. I'm sure I've missed many more.

Female trans woman
Lack of religion
Unarmed teachers and students
Rap music
Video games
CRT
Wokeness

You forgot doors. But the wrong kind of doors.

Also the fact that we don't have a government agency that watches young men watching young women watching social media.


AOC
Obamacare
Shakira Law
SOROS!!
 
2022-05-26 11:47:45 PM  
If it's "wokeness" to buy guns why is Abbott tweeting about pushing Texas gun sales?
 
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