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2022-05-26 3:27:42 PM  
That sucks.
 
2022-05-26 3:42:34 PM  
He still owes Spike £11.
 
2022-05-26 3:49:29 PM  
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2022-05-26 4:09:32 PM  
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Why bite her if she's already a vampire?

/Is hotlinking cool again yet?
 
2022-05-26 4:16:26 PM  
I like Lenny Bruce's quip about vampires:

"Why do all these guys like smelling their arms?"
 
2022-05-26 4:17:45 PM  
Blah!

The Pink Panther in "Pink Plasma"
Youtube s_rfja8KTLw


/ Pink Panther cartoons are surprisingly funny
 
2022-05-26 4:18:23 PM  
Scrubs Dr Acula
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2022-05-26 4:19:10 PM  
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Today would've been Peter Cushing's 109th birthday, and tomorrow would have been Christopher Lee's 100th birthday as well as Vincent Price's 111th birthday.
 
2022-05-26 4:19:28 PM  
I'm four doors away from Bram Stoker's childhood home right now, so I'm getting a kick
 
2022-05-26 4:20:19 PM  
Eddie Money - Think I'm In Love
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2022-05-26 4:21:03 PM  
Pulshar - Nospheratu
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2022-05-26 4:22:26 PM  
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2022-05-26 4:23:36 PM  
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2022-05-26 4:23:46 PM  
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2022-05-26 4:30:21 PM  

LewDux: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/10vM7s9UXW0]


Blue Oyster Cult: Nosferatu
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2022-05-26 4:30:51 PM  

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Today would've been Peter Cushing's 109th birthday, and tomorrow would have been Christopher Lee's 100th birthday as well as Vincent Price's 111th birthday.


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When is Peter Vincent's birthday?
 
2022-05-26 4:32:28 PM  

Fireproof: LewDux: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/10vM7s9UXW0]

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/gts2yGraydk]


Or better yet, why not post:

Nosferatu (1922) | HD | Full Horror
Youtube dCT1YUtNOA8
?
 
2022-05-26 4:32:29 PM  
You know, I really enjoyed the first two episodes of the Netflix Dracula, but holy hell did episode three shiat the bed.
 
2022-05-26 4:36:15 PM  
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2022-05-26 4:42:04 PM  
Lots of people (me included) are doing Dracula Daily; a daily email digest where you read whatever letter or diary entry from that day in the book so you can see the story unfold in real time.  I'd never read it before and it's an interesting way into the story. Be cool to see if they do other epistolary novels next, like Les Liaisons Dangerous.

Apparently, on Twitter, so far people's responses fall into two categories:

1. Non lawyers: OMG, RUN, DUDE!  GET OUT! This is like a bunch of red flags waving other, redder, flags!  Stop being such a naïve, desperate-for-any-job know-nothing and RUN!

2. Lawyers: Honestly, this is the most accurate depiction of finding your first jobs out of L school I've ever seen.
 
2022-05-26 4:49:38 PM  

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Where's the "Love" button?
 
2022-05-26 4:49:55 PM  

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Ok, that's awesome. More pale though.
 
2022-05-26 4:50:23 PM  
Fair is fair.

Workers have their day, blood-sucking parasites need a day to honour the aristocrats and bougie-men and women who drain us.

We really should have a Van Helsing day. Maybe Saint Helsings Day for the religious.
 
2022-05-26 4:52:21 PM  
Dead and Loving It Day.

To celebrate McDonalds as well as vamps.
 
2022-05-26 5:49:36 PM  
I like the Castlevania interpretation. Basically a Thanos-level supervillain having himself an angsty goth tantrum.
 
HFK
2022-05-26 6:24:06 PM  
Suzane Muldowney's favorite day. I'm sure she is doing an interpretive dance somewhere.
 
2022-05-26 6:49:17 PM  
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2022-05-26 7:20:30 PM  
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2022-05-26 8:22:31 PM  
I don't say "blah blah blah"!
 
2022-05-26 11:03:58 PM  
 
2022-05-26 11:19:34 PM  
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2022-05-27 12:30:37 AM  

AnotherBluesStringer: You know, I really enjoyed the first two episodes of the Netflix Dracula, but holy hell did episode three shiat the bed.


The lawyer part was bad, and Lucy turning into a Clive Barker character didn't really work. But the last scene was fantastic, especially explaining the cause of his weaknesses.
 
2022-05-27 1:31:20 AM  
No vampire thread would be complete without:
TOTALE FINSTERNIS - the main song from the musical "Tanz der Vampire" (Total Eclipse of the heart)
Youtube QJURjF51LFE
 
2022-05-27 2:10:54 AM  
I'm a bit sanguine about the whole thing, really.
 
2022-05-27 4:53:00 AM  
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                   I really wish I knew who did this shop - they totally deserve credit!
 
2022-05-27 11:40:25 AM  

clkeagle: AnotherBluesStringer: You know, I really enjoyed the first two episodes of the Netflix Dracula, but holy hell did episode three shiat the bed.

The lawyer part was bad, and Lucy turning into a Clive Barker character didn't really work. But the last scene was fantastic, especially explaining the cause of his weaknesses.


Dracula swiping on Tinder for victims was just cringe-inducing. Then you had the traditional Moffat "bloofer lady" nonsense-horror. But by far the most egregious part was the whole "oh, these rules aren't actually things that kill of hurt you, you just have OCD, Dracula." What the hell.
 
2022-05-27 5:19:55 PM  

AnotherBluesStringer: Dracula swiping on Tinder for victims was just cringe-inducing. Then you had the traditional Moffat "bloofer lady" nonsense-horror. But by far the most egregious part was the whole "oh, these rules aren't actually things that kill of hurt you, you just have OCD, Dracula." What the hell.


Well that gets a big "Blah!" from me.

Maybe even a "Blah, blah blah!"
 
2022-05-27 9:57:06 PM  
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