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(Metro)   '911?' 'Yes ma'am this is 911, how may we be of assistance?' ''Our customer don't like her chips'   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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2807 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 May 2022 at 3:46 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-26 2:07:32 PM  
Subs, that's 0118 999 881 999 119 725

3.
 
2022-05-26 3:16:49 PM  
Know how I know this didn't happen in the US (I mean, other than the regional dialects)?

Police gave both sides 'words of advice'.
 
2022-05-26 3:48:43 PM  
Fawlty Towers - Wrongly Shaped Chips
Youtube GI5m7DlcwNs
 
2022-05-26 3:49:43 PM  
Sounds like an entitled little shiat.
 
2022-05-26 3:53:42 PM  
So subby made sure to use "chips" but then put "911". You get 50% right. Fail.
 
2022-05-26 3:54:01 PM  
If you are offered a refund and still aren't happy I really don't know what more you expect.
 
2022-05-26 3:54:25 PM  
My God that could result in a hail of gunfire and death...oh wait, it's England.

Police gave both sides 'words of advice'.
 
2022-05-26 3:54:40 PM  
Lack of cheese sauce sounds like a bonus.
 
2022-05-26 3:56:44 PM  
Don't fark with people that make your food.
 
2022-05-26 3:57:21 PM  

SpaceyCat: Sounds like an entitled little shiat.


Or he's not a fan of Ponch

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2022-05-26 3:58:20 PM  

Walker: So subby made sure to use "chips" but then put "911". You get 50% right. Fail.


It's a lot quicker than typing 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
 
2022-05-26 3:58:20 PM  
If it's late and you don't have the ingredients to make something, it's off the menu. Apologize and ask them to order something else. What a terrible way to run a restaurant. Better call Gordon!
 
2022-05-26 3:58:55 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Walker: So subby made sure to use "chips" but then put "911". You get 50% right. Fail.

It's a lot quicker than typing 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3


And I missed the Boobies
 
2022-05-26 4:00:23 PM  
Fish and chips? More like diarrhea and chips! Am I Right? Right? Yeah....
 
2022-05-26 4:00:48 PM  
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I mean, that is kind of robbery to be charged $7.30 for this.
 
2022-05-26 4:03:18 PM  
Homeboy is an adventurous eater... ordering chili cheese fries wearing that shirt.

I admire his confidence.

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2022-05-26 4:04:03 PM  
People eat that shiat?
 
2022-05-26 4:05:32 PM  

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I always thought steak fries were amphibious landing craft shaped.

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2022-05-26 4:07:35 PM  
Whilst
 
2022-05-26 4:10:20 PM  
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2022-05-26 4:13:29 PM  

dark brew: [Fark user image image 425x392]

I mean, that is kind of robbery to be charged $7.30 for this.


You don't know what food went into making that diarrhea, so you can't really judge.
 
2022-05-26 4:17:18 PM  
Mustard is pretty good on fries, too...

That said, fuck that snot-nosed punk asshole. Take your fucking money and leave. No need to throw a goddamn temper tantrum, like the assholes here in the US do.
 
2022-05-26 4:18:03 PM  
i assume the mushy peas were ok.
 
2022-05-26 4:22:29 PM  

kb7rky: Mustard is pretty good on fries, too...

That said, fark that snot-nosed punk asshole. Take your farking money and leave. No need to throw a goddamn temper tantrum, like the assholes here in the US do.


Calm down or I'll have to call the police.
 
2022-05-26 4:24:24 PM  

dark brew: [Fark user image image 425x392]

I mean, that is kind of robbery to be charged $7.30 for this.


looks like chips a la fecal transplant
 
2022-05-26 4:27:24 PM  

Slaxl: kb7rky: Mustard is pretty good on fries, too...

That said, fark that snot-nosed punk asshole. Take your farking money and leave. No need to throw a goddamn temper tantrum, like the assholes here in the US do.

Calm down or I'll have to call the police.


Don't you threaten me with a good time :P
 
2022-05-26 4:42:25 PM  

boozehat: Homeboy is an adventurous eater... ordering chili cheese fries wearing that shirt.

I admire his confidence.

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Sorry but that is one ugly baby.
 
2022-05-26 4:47:53 PM  

Begoggle: boozehat: Homeboy is an adventurous eater... ordering chili cheese fries wearing that shirt.

I admire his confidence.

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Sorry but that is one ugly baby.


So is the child he's holding.
 
2022-05-26 4:50:18 PM  
In places that have 911, chips look like this:

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Or this:

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Or even this:

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But not this:

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2022-05-26 4:53:06 PM  

RTOGUY: If you are offered a refund and still aren't happy I really don't know what more you expect.


They expect a full refund and to have their order replaced, to their specifications, for free. The server is to be fired, the manager horsewhipped and the restaurant to be shut down. If you had ever worked in the service industry you'd already know this.
 
2022-05-26 5:19:33 PM  

acad1228: RTOGUY: If you are offered a refund and still aren't happy I really don't know what more you expect.

They expect a full refund and to have their order replaced, to their specifications, for free. The server is to be fired, the manager horsewhipped and the restaurant to be shut down. If you had ever worked in the service industry you'd already know this.


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2022-05-26 5:25:42 PM  
These two are f*cking.
 
2022-05-26 5:27:57 PM  
Well if I ordered chips and got fries, I'd be annoyed too.
 
2022-05-26 5:31:34 PM  
Mum seemed like a nice lady though.
 
2022-05-26 5:47:40 PM  
He was 'disgusted' with the lack of a cheese sauce

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if you were disgusted by being served slop, i might be on your side.  but if the disgusting part is not having more slop on top of it, you are definitely the problem
 
2022-05-26 5:50:14 PM  
"Police gave both sides 'words of advice'."

I suspect several of those words were 4 letters in length.
 
2022-05-26 5:50:15 PM  
1. That looks disgusting even for English food.
2. It's massively overpriced, even for English food
3. If you are out of something, take it off the menu. Thats what markers and laminate and good servers are for.
4. If you simply don't like the food you ordered because it's not to your taste, you don't get a refund. Only if there's something wrong with the food or its not as described, then you have the right to a refund.
5. If you are ordering "food" in an English pub or restaurant, you get what you deserve. I remember paying about £28 for a "Sunday Roast" at a pub in Highgate that was supposedly famous for it, and it was perhaps the most underwhelming meal of my life. And yes, when they ran out of one type of meat that was ordered (by 12.30pm) they just slapped another type on the plate, the crackling was missing as they had run out too, and they forgot the Yorkshire puddings so by the time they were served they were chewy as a cricket ball and half as tasty. All in all, a pretty good experience for an English pub.
 
2022-05-26 5:50:17 PM  
Offered a full refund of their £70 meal. Got so angry police were called.

Are apparently made of wax and live underground.

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2022-05-26 6:13:22 PM  
He didn't fill out the form.

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2022-05-26 6:18:10 PM  

iron de havilland: Subs, that's 0118 999 881 999 119 725

3.


I just spoke to Tom Hardy. Charming chap. Doesn't like that his personal mobile number's out there now.
 
2022-05-26 6:19:10 PM  

Ragin' Asian: iron de havilland: Subs, that's 0118 999 881 999 119 725

3.

I just spoke to Tom Hardy. Charming chap. Doesn't like that his personal mobile number's out there now.


In the UK mobile numbers start with 07......
 
2022-05-26 6:39:06 PM  

Ragin' Asian: iron de havilland: Subs, that's 0118 999 881 999 119 725

3.

I just spoke to Tom Hardy. Charming chap. Doesn't like that his personal mobile number's out there now.


0118 999 881 999 119 7253 | The IT Crowd
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2022-05-26 6:59:07 PM  

Dr. Bison: My God that could result in a hail of gunfire and death...oh wait, it's England.

Police gave both sides 'words of advice'.


Hail of gunfire and death would have been a preferable outcome here.
 
2022-05-26 7:09:27 PM  
"Mum and son"

Was it a night out between a slightly older stepmom and  her stepson?

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2022-05-26 7:48:04 PM  
AND the Bovril's cold
 
2022-05-26 7:58:11 PM  
They were offered a full refund on their £70 order because the chef was 'too tired' to make their food again.

'When we spoke to the management that told us we're not having a full refund [and] she said the chef was too tired [to remake the food].


That's quality journalism right there.
 
2022-05-26 10:52:45 PM  

dark brew: [Fark user image 425x392]

I mean, that is kind of robbery to be charged $7.30 for this.


It does like the person they gave it to first didn't like it either.
 
2022-05-27 6:53:05 AM  
They were offered a full refund on their £70 order

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Hate to say it, but if I shelled out $88 for food and something that looked like this showed up anywhere on my table I'd be more than a tad peeved.
 
2022-05-27 9:39:36 AM  
You would have an uneven and wrong idea about when to call the cops and how to take selfies and whether sunlight should touch your skin along with everything else in life if you had been raised by a goth mum.

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2022-05-27 1:02:16 PM  
Abe Vigoda's Ghost:

And I missed the Boobies


Me too buddy. Me too.
 
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