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(Indy100)   Teenager proposes to his 76-year-old "soul mate". Wyatt Langmore unavailable for comment   (indy100.com) divider line
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622 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 26 May 2022 at 12:50 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-26 1:00:34 PM  
You ever pulled apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
 
2022-05-26 1:08:41 PM  
I remember back in the day, there were like only 3 or 4 channels. One day they were starting this movie, I'd never heard of it. My mom is all "You're gonna watch that?" And I did.
And it was weird.
 
2022-05-26 1:09:52 PM  
That was one of the best preserved 76 year olds I've ever seen.

Harold and Maude (5/8) Movie CLIP - It's Rather Hard to Find a Truck (1971) HD
Youtube 6ooboieA_eE
 
2022-05-26 1:12:28 PM  
Hold on, lemme go check the Stevie Nicks thread
 
2022-05-26 1:15:52 PM  
What evidence do we have that's she is 76? I don't see any.
 
2022-05-26 1:19:40 PM  

Heamer: You ever pulled apart a grilled cheese sandwich?


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curse you and my vivid imagination.

curse you

\got to vomit
\\possibly forever
 
2022-05-26 1:32:27 PM  

brantgoose: What evidence do we have that's she is 76? I don't see any.


Looks more like 26 or 36 to me, soft focus makes it hard to tell
 
2022-05-26 1:42:40 PM  
Dude's going straight for the retirement fund and he's not even waiting.
 
2022-05-26 1:56:13 PM  
You can't get the gold if you aren't digging in the silver.
 
2022-05-26 2:00:55 PM  
Damn, how can I get a Sugar Momma?
 
2022-05-26 2:26:49 PM  
Soul-mate == meal-ticket
 
2022-05-26 2:40:36 PM  
Yeah that first video all front-and-center was NOT about the 76-year old.  Scroll down a bit for a TikTok clip.  THAT is definitely a 76-year old.
 
2022-05-26 3:00:30 PM  
If young women can marry old men for their money, why not the other way around?
 
2022-05-26 3:11:08 PM  

bingethinker: If young women can marry old men for their money, why not the other way around?


because it's gross.

duh
 
2022-05-26 3:25:45 PM  
Uh... Wyatt is *spoiler* which is why *several spoilers*

But that is why he cannot comment.
 
2022-05-26 3:28:01 PM  

Heamer: You ever pulled apart a grilled cheese sandwich?


Priest
Youtube iZnQPLJi2t4
 
2022-05-26 3:35:31 PM  

tom baker's scarf: bingethinker: If young women can marry old men for their money, why not the other way around?

because it's gross.

duh


It's gross in either case. True equality of the sexes includes equal grossness.
 
2022-05-26 3:43:21 PM  

tom baker's scarf: Heamer: You ever pulled apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

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curse you and my vivid imagination.

curse you

\got to vomit
\\possibly forever


*angry grilled-cheese-being-pulled-apart noises*
 
2022-05-26 3:59:21 PM  
Something i overheard at a cafe: "My dad said every young man should have a Mrs. Robinson, so I told him I preferred Harold and Maude"
 
2022-05-26 5:13:09 PM  

bingethinker: tom baker's scarf: bingethinker: If young women can marry old men for their money, why not the other way around?

because it's gross.

duh

It's gross in either case. True equality of the sexes includes equal grossness.


That's my plan to stick it to the Man. I'm not waiting hand and foot on a 75 year-old bonerless man for security, some sexy post-doc will be bringing me coffee in bed and so on and so forth.
 
2022-05-26 8:58:04 PM  
Absolutely nothing wrong with May-to-December romances...but this smells more like a May-to-Money romance.
 
2022-05-27 7:32:23 AM  
How much money does she have?
 
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