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(Irish Independent)   Man turns up at hospital A&E with short-term memory loss as he valiantly attempts to blot the memory of sex in the afternoon with his wife from his mind. Giggity tag has forgotten what it does so Scary stands in   (independent.ie) divider line
    More: Scary, Transient global amnesia, Hippocampus, Neurology, new paper, Amnesia, Sexual intercourse, Memory, Hospital  
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2022-05-26 9:21:16 AM  
sheesh. "F**king your brains out" is supposed to be a joking metaphor....
 
2022-05-26 9:22:17 AM  
I guess on the plus side, his wife can say she's so good in bed that it gives men amnesia.
 
2022-05-26 9:30:12 AM  
Out of curiosity, how much did he need to drink to mentally prepare himself?
 
2022-05-26 10:05:05 AM  
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Is this my wife??
 
2022-05-26 10:07:58 AM  
Chumbawamba - Amnesia
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2022-05-26 10:14:03 AM  
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2022-05-26 10:16:40 AM  
So it hit him 10 minutes after sex, and he heads on over to the hospital alone. Is it "normal" for this woman's husband to wander off right after it's done and dusted?

"Thanks, love. I'm off to the pub"
 
2022-05-26 10:19:58 AM  
Irish Hospital on A&E sounds like a terrible reality show
 
2022-05-26 10:22:35 AM  
Sounds like he had a stroke.

And then a cerebrovascular accident.
 
2022-05-26 10:26:40 AM  

Gentlequiet: Sounds like he had a stroke.

And then a cerebrovascular accident.


He doesn't care. He had sex.
 
2022-05-26 10:28:37 AM  

steklo: Gentlequiet: Sounds like he had a stroke.

And then a cerebrovascular accident.

He doesn't care. He had sex.


Doesn't remember it tho.
 
2022-05-26 10:30:26 AM  

fiddlehead: Doesn't remember it tho.


But the wife does, and that's what counts!
 
2022-05-26 10:31:43 AM  
Diagnosis:
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2022-05-26 10:34:42 AM  
Big deal. I don't remember the last time I had sex either.
 
2022-05-26 10:38:48 AM  
Look at this point the couple has been together 40 years. The old in-n-out that worked at 18 is mundane and they have moved on to things that would scare the average Farker. When you push the limits there is increased risk. Good for them.
 
2022-05-26 10:46:56 AM  

Gentlequiet: Sounds like he had a stroke.

And then a cerebrovascular accident.


...and, then, he put up the sign at the hospital.
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/And, yes, I already know about the workings of the Irish language's articles, lenition, slender/broad consonants, etc.
//It's just a joke.
 
2022-05-26 10:47:08 AM  
So deeper in the article

TGA has been linked with several activities including physical exertion, immersion in hot or cold water, emotional stress, pain and sexual intercourse.
It usually occurs in people between 50 and 70 years or age, often in isolation as a once off event, but studies report an annual recurrence rate of between 6pc and 10pc.


Ok, not content with diagnosing "childhood" as spectrum disorders, we are now diagnosing getting old as "TGA"
 
2022-05-26 10:50:26 AM  
FTA

In the paper in the newly released May edition of the Irish Medical Journal (IMJ), the medics at Department of Neurology at University Hospital Limerick (UHL) state that the case highlights sexual intercourse as a trigger of recurrent Transient Global Amnesia.

The Department of Neurology at Limerick went on to say:

"There once was a man with amnesia,
Who'd said to his wife, 'I'll please ya'
He'd gone down on his knees
smelled some ripe cheese
and then reached for the Milk of Magnesia"
 
2022-05-26 10:57:39 AM  
In Limerick, and this is the best headline subby could come up with?
 
2022-05-26 10:58:01 AM  
I can confirm that TGA is real and can be triggered by a profound orgasm, well below the age of 50.

That is all I will say on the subject.
 
2022-05-26 11:05:54 AM  
Begorrah, aren't farkers demanding?
Dropping into a thread, and commanding
A headline in verse
For a thread 'bout the curse
Of a wife whose *** is outstanding.
 
2022-05-26 11:08:16 AM  
Theres plenty of room at the hotel cant remember

Some romance and remember
Some fuq to forget
 
2022-05-26 11:31:06 AM  

abhorrent1: In Limerick, and this is the best headline subby could come up with?


The once was a guy from Limerick
Whose wife was gagging for dick
After getting out of bed
He emptied his head
And that's the thick and thin of it

/hadn't even noticed it was in Limerick
 
2022-05-26 11:37:47 AM  
Does his wife have to reteach him where her clit is every single time?
 
2022-05-26 11:49:30 AM  

nartreb: I can confirm that TGA is real and can be triggered by a profound orgasm, well below the age of 50.

That is all I will say on the subject.


Must have been an epic wank!

/assuming that after being a farker for 16 years you live alone
//or in you mom's basement (not a euphemism)
 
2022-05-26 12:10:12 PM  
Doctor: "Sir, my advice is to forget about it."
 
2022-05-26 1:38:46 PM  

PirateKing: Big deal. I don't remember the last time I had sex either.


Literally laughed out loud at that one.  Outstanding!
 
2022-05-26 1:45:04 PM  

groverpm: nartreb: I can confirm that TGA is real and can be triggered by a profound orgasm, well below the age of 50.

That is all I will say on the subject.

Must have been an epic wank!

/assuming that after being a farker for 16 years you live alone
//or in you mom's basement (not a euphemism)


Well played, but I'm not "well below the age of 50".
 
2022-05-26 1:45:54 PM  
She must be feeling special.
 
2022-05-26 2:25:03 PM  

RodneyToady: I guess on the plus side, his wife can say she's so good in bed that it gives men amnesia.


Probably more like PTSD
 
2022-05-26 4:24:24 PM  
Man turns up at hospital A&E with short-term memory loss.

If he'd had more TLC it would have been an amazing Discovery to Spike the problem. We'd need to know more about his medical History to get a better Hallmark on the problem. Maybe if he'd had a bit of ESP involved or that this Playboy Channel's some Oxygen to his Tru self, then he wouldn't have been OWNed by his brain. I'm guessing he needs to learn the ABC's of Freeform sex in order to have a more satisfying Lifetime. And his wife would say "Bravo!" in the bedroom. 

This...is CNN
 
2022-05-26 4:45:49 PM  
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2022-05-26 4:52:18 PM  

pwkpete: Diagnosis:
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Yeah I goota think the anniversary party the night before had a lot more to do with it than the sex.
 
2022-05-26 6:19:46 PM  
At the Limerick University Hospital
Was a man with a deficit occipital
He lost part of his life
From schtupping his wife
And motorboating blblbl blbl blblblbl.
 
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