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(LGBTQ Nation)   Michigan state house candidate Jacky Eubanks (R - ights? What rights?) says she wants the state to ban birth control. Who could POSSIBLY have an issue with this?   (lgbtqnation.com) divider line
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2022-05-26 12:57:05 PM  
I sooo want to believe that I'm taking crazy pills, because all of this stuff says the world is crazy and I'd rather it was just me.
 
2022-05-26 1:11:34 PM  

lindalouwho: I sooo want to believe that I'm taking crazy pills, because all of this stuff says the world is crazy and I'd rather it was just me.


I still cannot fathom why women vote against their own self-interests by supporting such candidates and laws, aside from the irrationality of religion and racism.
 
2022-05-26 3:07:40 PM  
W can't the school shooter types just target these wackjob religious people? T
 
2022-05-26 4:00:05 PM  

harleyquinnical: lindalouwho: I sooo want to believe that I'm taking crazy pills, because all of this stuff says the world is crazy and I'd rather it was just me.

I still cannot fathom why women vote against their own self-interests by supporting such candidates and laws, aside from the irrationality of religion and racism.


There was another march in Washington in the mid-late '80s for abortion rights again that I went to, and I had already had my tubes tied by then. It was to reinforce abortion rights and I honestly can't remember the exact circumstances.
I, too, cannot fathom what's gone wrong with the way some people vote.
 
2022-05-26 5:06:47 PM  

harleyquinnical: lindalouwho: I sooo want to believe that I'm taking crazy pills, because all of this stuff says the world is crazy and I'd rather it was just me.

I still cannot fathom why women vote against their own self-interests by supporting such candidates and laws, aside from the irrationality of religion and racism.


https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-real-dividing-line-on-abortion/

The people who want to make abortion illegal think women get offended too easily and metoo has gone too far.
 
2022-05-26 5:07:25 PM  
i have been reassured by my GOP trump loving mother-in-law that they would never go after birth control, just abortion.
 
2022-05-26 5:09:56 PM  
Really? There is a magazine called "Christian Militant?" Really?
 
2022-05-26 5:09:57 PM  
Well, duh!  Of course they are going after birth control.  Why wouldn't you?  If your goals are to control women for Jesus and bolster the white race, this is what you do.  I mean, if you are a scumbag idiot who doesn't understand how anything works, that is.
 
2022-05-26 5:10:01 PM  

harleyquinnical: lindalouwho: I sooo want to believe that I'm taking crazy pills, because all of this stuff says the world is crazy and I'd rather it was just me.

I still cannot fathom why women vote against their own self-interests by supporting such candidates and laws, aside from the irrationality of religion and racism.


They won't be voting for much longer. That's coming after birth control is banned.
 
2022-05-26 5:10:28 PM  
Lol no. fark you, stupid biatch. No. Maybe you could do the world a favor and abort yourself before it becomes illegal. It's still fine, no one will stop you. Not even your kids. They hate your stupid ass, too.
 
2022-05-26 5:10:46 PM  

harleyquinnical: lindalouwho: I sooo want to believe that I'm taking crazy pills, because all of this stuff says the world is crazy and I'd rather it was just me.

I still cannot fathom why women vote against their own self-interests by supporting such candidates and laws, aside from the irrationality of religion and racism.


add in some "i was raised to believe", "my ignorance equals your education" and a dash of gullibility.

these are the same people that actually purchase the virus software that just appears on their computer saying they have a virus.
 
2022-05-26 5:11:21 PM  
Even if you personally believe in this, why would you ever want to inflict punishment on women who don't?

I know, I know. The cruelty is the point.
 
2022-05-26 5:11:53 PM  
Birth control is medicine.

Remember during the ACA when all of those Republicans would rant and rave about BIG GOVT coming between you and your doctor?

Fun times.
 
2022-05-26 5:12:01 PM  
Libruls, duh subby.
 
2022-05-26 5:12:11 PM  

skilly: Really? There is a magazine called "Christian Militant?" Really?


what are soldiers supposed to read?

Onward Christian Soldiers
Youtube dU_Kqtsiri8
 
2022-05-26 5:12:50 PM  

lindalouwho: I sooo want to believe that I'm taking crazy pills, because all of this stuff says the world is crazy and I'd rather it was just me.


crazy pills have either been banned as well or compulsory since at least 2015. not sure which. maybe the latter, because the dosage seems to keep going up.
 
2022-05-26 5:13:59 PM  
The theocrats are seeing an opening and they've put the pedal to the metal to try to turn this country into a Christian version of Afghanistan. They are going to be coming for the LGBTQ people, the interracial couples and anyone that doesn't believe exactly like them if they get the chance.
 
2022-05-26 5:14:34 PM  

harleyquinnical: lindalouwho: I sooo want to believe that I'm taking crazy pills, because all of this stuff says the world is crazy and I'd rather it was just me.

I still cannot fathom why women vote against their own self-interests by supporting such candidates and laws, aside from the irrationality of religion and racism.


Religion.
Lack of education.
Fear.
"Only BAD WOMEN need abortions/birth control, not me!"
"My life sucks and I want others to suffer as much or more than me!"
 
2022-05-26 5:14:57 PM  
This woman has never had a happy healthy moment ever or an orgasm in her life. I have a feeling she's so revolting morally that even a vibrator would reject her
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2022-05-26 5:15:42 PM  
Voris claims he used to be gay. He has said that he used to have relationships with men that he had to publicly confess "in order to start proclaiming the great mercy of God."
"I will now reveal that for most of my years in my thirties, confused about my own sexuality, I lived a life of live-in relationships with homosexual men," he said in a 2020 podcast episode. "From the outside, I lived the lifestyle and contributed to scandal in addition to the sexual sins. On the inside, I was deeply conflicted about all of it. In a large portion of my twenties, I also had frequent sexual liaisons with both adult men and adult women."


Mr Show Senior books and relapse
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2022-05-26 5:17:12 PM  
"I think that people believe that birth control is pretty... it's better, like you said, because oh then you won't get pregnant and you won't need to have an abortion," Eubanks said. "But I think that it gives people the false sense of security that they can have consequence-free sex. And that's not true and it's not correct."

wait, I thought this was about protecting innocent babby life.
 
2022-05-26 5:18:34 PM  

harleyquinnical: lindalouwho: I sooo want to believe that I'm taking crazy pills, because all of this stuff says the world is crazy and I'd rather it was just me.

I still cannot fathom why women vote against their own self-interests by supporting such candidates and laws, aside from the irrationality of religion and racism.


Abuse / Stockholm syndrome
 
2022-05-26 5:19:47 PM  
I think I've figured out a solution to all this.  I am currently working with the FDA and NRA to bring my patent-pending semi-automatic abortion rifle to market.

-- Dr. O
 
2022-05-26 5:19:58 PM  
I'm just going to call her "Auntie Commie"
 
2022-05-26 5:20:15 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Voris claims he used to be gay. He has said that he used to have relationships with men that he had to publicly confess "in order to start proclaiming the great mercy of God."
"I will now reveal that for most of my years in my thirties, confused about my own sexuality, I lived a life of live-in relationships with homosexual men," he said in a 2020 podcast episode. "From the outside, I lived the lifestyle and contributed to scandal in addition to the sexual sins. On the inside, I was deeply conflicted about all of it. In a large portion of my twenties, I also had frequent sexual liaisons with both adult men and adult women."

[YouTube video: Mr Show Senior books and relapse]


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This guy used to be a news producer in Albany New york. Being a self-loathing hateful homosexual is such a sad way to go through life
 
2022-05-26 5:20:40 PM  

Hyjamon: skilly: Really? There is a magazine called "Christian Militant?" Really?

what are soldiers supposed to read?

[YouTube video: Onward Christian Soldiers]


From the wiki...

"Baring-Gould reportedly wrote "Onward, Christian Soldiers" in about 15 minutes, later apologising, "It was written in great haste, and I am afraid that some of the lines are faulty." He later allowed hymn-book compilers to alter the lyrics. For example, The Fellowship Hymn Book, with his permission, changed the phrase "one in hope and doctrine" to "one in hope and purpose." For the 1909 edition of Hymns Ancient and Modern, he changed the fifth line of the same verse from "We are not divided" to "Though divisions harass." However, Baring-Gould's original words are used in most modern hymnals."

LOL
 
2022-05-26 5:20:46 PM  

harleyquinnical: lindalouwho: I sooo want to believe that I'm taking crazy pills, because all of this stuff says the world is crazy and I'd rather it was just me.

I still cannot fathom why women vote against their own self-interests by supporting such candidates and laws, aside from the irrationality of religion and racism.


Because they're stupid and/or mentally ill. And yeah, as you indicated, also racist. Most of them are also racist.
 
2022-05-26 5:23:34 PM  
I can at least see their angle on why they think making abortion illegal would work (Claiming that it's murder). I can't even begin to guess how they think this could become law. Like what legal justification do they think they have for this?
 
2022-05-26 5:24:50 PM  

harleyquinnical: lindalouwho: I sooo want to believe that I'm taking crazy pills, because all of this stuff says the world is crazy and I'd rather it was just me.

I still cannot fathom why women vote against their own self-interests by supporting such candidates and laws, aside from the irrationality of religion and racism.


Because what we assume are their self-interests are not actually their self-interests. Lots of women (usually white women) are perfectly fine with the patriarchy, because they derive a lot of benefit from it. True equality between men and women would strip them of a lot of privilege, and potentially impose more obligations.
Plus some people are just haters. "If I had to have this kid I didn't really want, why should you get a free pass?"

/also relevant for closeted anti-gay conservatives
 
2022-05-26 5:24:54 PM  

cocozilla: This woman has never had a happy healthy moment ever or an orgasm in her life. I have a feeling she's so revolting morally that even a vibrator would reject her[Fark user image 425x285]


I was guessing she had a few abortions and just wanted others to suffer because she looks like an easy pick-up at bar time.
 
2022-05-26 5:25:12 PM  

skilly: Hyjamon: skilly: Really? There is a magazine called "Christian Militant?" Really?

what are soldiers supposed to read?

[YouTube video: Onward Christian Soldiers]

From the wiki...

"Baring-Gould reportedly wrote "Onward, Christian Soldiers" in about 15 minutes, later apologising, "It was written in great haste, and I am afraid that some of the lines are faulty." He later allowed hymn-book compilers to alter the lyrics. For example, The Fellowship Hymn Book, with his permission, changed the phrase "one in hope and doctrine" to "one in hope and purpose." For the 1909 edition of Hymns Ancient and Modern, he changed the fifth line of the same verse from "We are not divided" to "Though divisions harass." However, Baring-Gould's original words are used in most modern hymnals."

LOL


Baring-Gould was cool.
He also collected folk songs and wrote books about ghosts, werewolves, and weird legends from the middle ages.
 
2022-05-26 5:26:04 PM  

peter21: Even if you personally believe in this, why would you ever want to inflict punishment on women who don't?

I know, I know. The cruelty is the point.


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2022-05-26 5:27:48 PM  
It's time to ban Republican ideology in the US in the same manner Germany banned Nazi ideology.

The majority is sick of this shiat.
 
2022-05-26 5:29:30 PM  

Ophaelin: I think I've figured out a solution to all this.  I am currently working with the FDA and NRA to bring my patent-pending semi-automatic abortion rifle to market.

-- Dr. O


You are a farking genius.
 
2022-05-26 5:30:03 PM  
All this makes me wonder what they think of child support. If I were the so far depressingly accurate caricature of a Republican I've conceptualized over the years, I'd be considering ways to circuitously funnel some portion of those payments into my own pockets really soon. Perhaps just plain break that somehow, but there's often a profit motive mixed in with the senseless cruelty, so I'm guessing the former.

Or just try to eliminate or severely compromise the welfare programs single parents often depend on. Of course that's been in real Republicans' sights for decades.
 
2022-05-26 5:31:49 PM  

Mikey1969: I can at least see their angle on why they think making abortion illegal would work (Claiming that it's murder). I can't even begin to guess how they think this could become law. Like what legal justification do they think they have for this?


Legal what? LOL
 
2022-05-26 5:32:17 PM  

Hyjamon: i have been reassured by my GOP trump loving mother-in-law that they would never go after birth control, just abortion.


And I was reassured by my Fox News-Limbaugh loving mother that they would never overturn Roe v. Wade. Yet here we are.
 
2022-05-26 5:33:21 PM  
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And the other guy who says he used to be gay? Nope. You're still gay. You're just bottling up inside you and one day you'll explode in a huge scandal, just like all the other closet case evangelicals
 
2022-05-26 5:34:17 PM  

EnderWiggnz: harleyquinnical: lindalouwho: I sooo want to believe that I'm taking crazy pills, because all of this stuff says the world is crazy and I'd rather it was just me.

I still cannot fathom why women vote against their own self-interests by supporting such candidates and laws, aside from the irrationality of religion and racism.

Abuse / Stockholm syndrome


There's also the chance to be the top hen in their Evilgelical Church's pecking order by out-theocrating the other theocrats, and they think abortion, contraceptives, and birth control will still be accessible to them and their own.*

*Offer only valid if their husbands have at least a 7-figure net worth.
 
2022-05-26 5:34:48 PM  

chucknasty: cocozilla: This woman has never had a happy healthy moment ever or an orgasm in her life. I have a feeling she's so revolting morally that even a vibrator would reject her[Fark user image 425x285]

I was guessing she had a few abortions and just wanted others to suffer because she looks like an easy pick-up at bar time.


no. Men look at her and get the crazy vibe and won't touch her with a ten foot pole.
 
2022-05-26 5:35:05 PM  

Nullav: All this makes me wonder what they think of child support.


Deceitful women picking honest men's pockets while sitting at home eating bon-bons, obviously.
 
2022-05-26 5:37:15 PM  
"Banning abortion birth control won't happen because of all of the obviously bad consequences that would have" is no defense against conservative radicals.
 
2022-05-26 5:37:28 PM  
lol God totally gave that dude's mom stomach cancer because he was gay. What an awful son he was.
 
Ant
2022-05-26 5:37:45 PM  
This woman is sick. Seriously. There is definitely something wrong with her.

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2022-05-26 5:40:05 PM  
With the new Oklahoma law banning abortion from the point of fertilization, they have in effect banned most modern forms of birth control, as well.
 
2022-05-26 5:40:57 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Mikey1969: I can at least see their angle on why they think making abortion illegal would work (Claiming that it's murder). I can't even begin to guess how they think this could become law. Like what legal justification do they think they have for this?

Legal what? LOL


Yes, even when their minds don't understand the concepts of freedom and laws, they have some kind of thing they base these on that they think makes it a valid legal approach. Only thing I can guess is the whole "Christian Nation" shiat the fundies try, which definitely won't work.
 
2022-05-26 5:44:18 PM  

Ant: This woman is sick. Seriously. There is definitely something wrong with her.

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2022-05-26 5:46:04 PM  

harleyquinnical: lindalouwho: I sooo want to believe that I'm taking crazy pills, because all of this stuff says the world is crazy and I'd rather it was just me.

I still cannot fathom why women vote against their own self-interests by supporting such candidates and laws, aside from the irrationality of religion and racism.


Sounds like you fathomed it.
 
2022-05-26 5:48:36 PM  

LovesToSpooge: Ant: This woman is sick. Seriously. There is definitely something wrong with her.

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2022-05-26 5:48:37 PM  

LovesToSpooge: Ant: This woman is sick. Seriously. There is definitely something wrong with her.

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I am trying so hard to matter!
 
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