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(NPR)   Good news, guys. There's no need to worry about global warming, generational drought, or wildfires devouring the west. They rescued an elk calf in New Mexico and named him Cinder. Get it? Cinder. Everything's fine   (npr.org) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Cattle, American Black Bear, Wildfire, New Mexico, abandoned newborn elk calf, Native Americans in the United States, Calf, Smokey Bear  
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2022-05-26 12:42:00 PM  
Cue Senator Snowball.
 
2022-05-26 2:40:55 PM  
Whatever species OP belongs is probably too stupid to be viable long-term.
 
2022-05-26 2:41:29 PM  

Lifeless: Whatever species OP belongs is probably too stupid to be viable long-term.


Username, etc.
 
2022-05-26 2:42:14 PM  
Rescued to be hunted/poached in the next few seasons.

Sorry. Cynicism has been kind of consuming my being Eve more so the last few days.
 
2022-05-26 2:43:29 PM  
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2022-05-26 2:45:55 PM  

Zik-Zak: Lifeless: Whatever species OP belongs is probably too stupid to be viable long-term.

Username, etc.


Main tab has always been filled with imbeciles.

Pol tab was created for the express purpose of sheltering the aforementioned's weepy quasi-religion.
 
2022-05-26 2:46:08 PM  
"The 32-pound (14.5-kilogram) singed bull calf, dubbed "Cinder," was delicious with a side of potato salad."
 
2022-05-26 2:46:25 PM  
Why didnt the firefighter stop glabal warmin?!
 
2022-05-26 2:50:43 PM  

Zik-Zak: Lifeless: Whatever species OP belongs is probably too stupid to be viable long-term.

Username, etc.


I agree, it is pretty lifeless to tear down the people who take care of small things when simultaneously doing less than those people to take care of anything.  If biatching cured global warming, OP would have accomplished it by now.
 
2022-05-26 2:51:02 PM  
Should'a waited and saved on building their own firepit.
 
2022-05-26 2:52:16 PM  
Cinder Elk says:
Hey kids!  Remember -- only you no one can prevent forest fires!

///except farking PG&E
//if they would just maintain
/their equipment
 
2022-05-26 2:53:14 PM  
Smoky the Bear was a New Mexico native, too.  From Capitan.  He never learned to ski though.


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2022-05-26 2:53:27 PM  
Cinder-Elk-a?
 
2022-05-26 2:56:59 PM  
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2022-05-26 2:57:10 PM  

Lifeless: Zik-Zak: Lifeless: Whatever species OP belongs is probably too stupid to be viable long-term.

Username, etc.

I agree, it is pretty lifeless to tear down the people who take care of small things when simultaneously doing less than those people to take care of anything.  If biatching cured global warming, OP would have accomplished it by now.


Cinder was rescued from the blaze itself, huh? I hope that's a step, however small, to restoring the local ecosystem somehow.

/no snark, I really do hope that
 
2022-05-26 2:59:43 PM  
At least climate crisis is a disaster of such enormity that you can think about that and forget the gun crisis in America for a little while.
 
2022-05-26 3:02:08 PM  

Lifeless: Whatever species OP belongs is probably too stupid to be viable long-term.


He needs to send a blood sample to anthropologists. They're always looking for better neanderthal DNA.
 
2022-05-26 3:02:36 PM  

dbaggins: At least climate crisis is a disaster of such enormity that you can think about that and forget the gun crisis in America for a little while.


Just wait a few minutes. There'll be another crisis along shortly. It's a voting year.
 
2022-05-26 3:04:20 PM  
At least the canyon name checks out.
 
2022-05-26 3:05:59 PM  
THE PROPHECY HAS BECOMETH

/ Or some such prattle.
 
2022-05-26 3:11:46 PM  

Lifeless: Zik-Zak: Lifeless: Whatever species OP belongs is probably too stupid to be viable long-term.

Username, etc.

I agree, it is pretty lifeless to tear down the people who take care of small things when simultaneously doing less than those people to take care of anything.  If biatching cured global warming, OP would have accomplished it by now.


Ah yes, because "insisting that the climate emergency is fake news" totally isn't responsible or anything for preventing us from being able to do enough to combat it.

You are very science and politics and cost-benefit analysis intelligent.
 
2022-05-26 3:13:42 PM  
I've been watching the engineering jobs lately, and a BUNCH of them are works I really want to get into. There's just one problem almost across the board. See if you can spot it:
Albuquerque
Phoenix
Las Vegas
Sacramento
Boulder
LA
DC
NYC
Florida
 
2022-05-26 3:18:32 PM  
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2022-05-26 3:20:39 PM  
I have a couple friends that will be living with me in October that are moving back from out west. One of them is a firefighter and he is tired of fighting wildfires and this is his last season.
 
2022-05-26 3:20:40 PM  

gameshowhost: Lifeless: Zik-Zak: Lifeless: Whatever species OP belongs is probably too stupid to be viable long-term.

Username, etc.

I agree, it is pretty lifeless to tear down the people who take care of small things when simultaneously doing less than those people to take care of anything.  If biatching cured global warming, OP would have accomplished it by now.

Ah yes, because "insisting that the climate emergency is fake news" totally isn't responsible or anything for preventing us from being able to do enough to combat it.

You are very science and politics and cost-benefit analysis intelligent.


The assumptions you're making say a lot more about you than they do about me.
 
2022-05-26 3:32:13 PM  
Time for everyone in the West to start moving back east of the Mississippi. It was a good run, but Corporate America decided that short term profits are more important than the majority of America being inhabitable

On the plus side, America is a far enough away from the equator, so not everyone will die, just the "surplus population". You know, the worthless "poors" who can't afford to move
 
2022-05-26 3:43:48 PM  

gameshowhost: [Fark user image 405x285]


Death comes to us all, just not soon enough for the stupid bastids.
 
2022-05-26 3:44:51 PM  

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Well, it's about time Smokey the Bear retired and let a post-Millenneal have his job.

Go Cinder!
 
2022-05-26 3:45:44 PM  

Lifeless: gameshowhost: Lifeless: Zik-Zak: Lifeless: Whatever species OP belongs is probably too stupid to be viable long-term.

Username, etc.

I agree, it is pretty lifeless to tear down the people who take care of small things when simultaneously doing less than those people to take care of anything.  If biatching cured global warming, OP would have accomplished it by now.

Ah yes, because "insisting that the climate emergency is fake news" totally isn't responsible or anything for preventing us from being able to do enough to combat it.

You are very science and politics and cost-benefit analysis intelligent.

The assumptions you're making say a lot more about you than they do about me.


You're the one who accused OP (no, not my greenlite) of being stupid, for some reason that doesn't add up, and next jumped to, in yet another reason that doesn't add up, victimhood.

That said plenty about you.
 
2022-05-26 3:46:43 PM  

brantgoose: gameshowhost: [Fark user image 405x285]

Death comes to us all, just not soon enough for the stupid bastids.


sorry if i interrupted a good brantgoose rant. plz go on.
 
2022-05-26 5:08:01 PM  

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2022-05-26 5:10:38 PM  
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2022-05-26 5:24:29 PM  
Wow, there is a lot of ugly, mean, and nasty in this thread. Don't tell me to "Lighten up Francis" either, because very little of it is particularly witty or clever.

I know we're not on I Can Has Cheezburger, but damn.
 
2022-05-26 6:26:19 PM  

brantgoose: buravirgil: [gannett-cdn.com image 292x233] +[miro.medium.com image 296x190]

Well, it's about time Smokey the Bear retired and let a post-Millenneal have his job.

Go Cinder!


Smokey was from NM as well, and got pissed about being called Smokey the Bear, kinda like Eagles Glenn Frey insisting It's Eagles, Not 'The' Eagles.

But Cinder the Elk has an OK ring to it.
 
2022-05-26 10:32:24 PM  

SalmonberryPie: Wow, there is a lot of ugly, mean, and nasty in this thread. Don't tell me to "Lighten up Francis" either, because very little of it is particularly witty or clever.

I know we're not on I Can Has Cheezburger, but damn.


MOAR NASTII

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2022-05-27 1:36:54 AM  

ajgeek: I've been watching the engineering jobs lately, and a BUNCH of them are works I really want to get into. There's just one problem almost across the board. See if you can spot it:
Albuquerque
Phoenix
Las Vegas
Sacramento
Boulder
LA
DC
NYC
Florida


All of them are expensive places to live, except FL, perhaps?
 
2022-05-27 9:44:24 AM  

Spermbot: ajgeek: I've been watching the engineering jobs lately, and a BUNCH of them are works I really want to get into. There's just one problem almost across the board. See if you can spot it:
Albuquerque
Phoenix
Las Vegas
Sacramento
Boulder
LA
DC
NYC
Florida

All of them are expensive places to live, except FL, perhaps?


And almost all of them also have huge water issues. In the case of the California locations, it's also constantly ON FIRE!
 
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