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2022-05-26 9:10:12 AM  
Someone was playing too much Ōsama
 
2022-05-26 9:44:25 AM  
It's not good to be the king.
 
2022-05-26 10:56:33 AM  
"I probably should have stopped," Urquiza said, according to police.
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2022-05-26 10:58:14 AM  
age of consent in England is 16.
 
2022-05-26 11:02:13 AM  
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2022-05-26 11:05:05 AM  

TrollingForColumbine: age of consent in England is 16.


That must've been one weird meeting to attend.

"hey let's all sit down and decide the best age to use for our new "age of consent law, I say we go with 16. That's old enough for all the parts to work correctly! All in favor? say aye!"

I dunno, i just imagine a lot of old men sitting around a big table discussing this issue and having arguments about the different ages that it ok to have sex with kids.

People with some morals, (any left? ) would just go with 18 and deal with it.
 
2022-05-26 11:06:10 AM  

TrollingForColumbine: age of consent in England is 16.


In the UK the age of consent for sexual intercourse is 16. However, it is an offence to make, distribute, possess or show any indecent images of anyone aged under 18, even if the content was created with the consent of that young person.
 
2022-05-26 11:07:36 AM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: "I probably should have stopped," Urquiza said, according to police.
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Understatement of the day.
So far. It's still early.
 
2022-05-26 11:14:39 AM  
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2022-05-26 11:15:28 AM  

steklo: TrollingForColumbine: age of consent in England is 16.

That must've been one weird meeting to attend.

"hey let's all sit down and decide the best age to use for our new "age of consent law, I say we go with 16. That's old enough for all the parts to work correctly! All in favor? say aye!"

I dunno, i just imagine a lot of old men sitting around a big table discussing this issue and having arguments about the different ages that it ok to have sex with kids.

People with some morals, (any left? ) would just go with 18 and deal with it.


It wasn't set DOWN to 16, it was RAISED to 16

WIKI: In 1275, the first age of consent was set in England, at age 12 (Statute of Westminster I). In 1875, the Offences Against the Person Act raised the age to 13 in Great Britain and Ireland, and ten years later the Criminal Law Amendment Act 1885 raised it to 16. In 1917, a bill raising the age of consent in Great Britain and Ireland from 16 to 17 was defeated by only one vote.

If they were setting the law now it would be 18 like more recently set pr0n age limit. Back in the 70s The Sun was counting down to the days to at least one model's 16th birthday so they could print her topless. We have moved on but some laws still lag.
 
2022-05-26 11:15:45 AM  

TrollingForColumbine: age of consent in England is 16.


Yeah, but you electronically cross not just state but international lines and that's a whole new kinda hurtin'.
 
2022-05-26 11:20:40 AM  

jamspoon: Back in the 70s The Sun was counting down to the days to at least one model's 16th birthday so they could print her topless. We have moved on but some laws still lag.


Ugh. Wasn't that a Fark thing years ago with count-downs for the two troll twins from Full House?
 
2022-05-26 11:28:01 AM  

jamspoon: TrollingForColumbine: age of consent in England is 16.

In the UK the age of consent for sexual intercourse is 16. However, it is an offence to make, distribute, possess or show any indecent images of anyone aged under 18, even if the content was created with the consent of that young person.


Well, the spelling checks out...definitely English law.
 
2022-05-26 11:34:32 AM  
Paul Urquiza walked out of jail on Wednesday evening in Miami-Dade County.

"Send nudes by order of King Paul," he wrote the girl, according to the arrest report.


"Show me Urquiza," would have been better.
 
2022-05-26 11:38:30 AM  
"The girl accidentally sent a sexually explicit photo to her mother"

oops.  that made for an interesting conversation.
 
2022-05-26 11:49:49 AM  
He's gone from King Paul to Broward County Jail's very own court jester.
 
2022-05-26 11:55:09 AM  

steklo: TrollingForColumbine: age of consent in England is 16.

That must've been one weird meeting to attend.

"hey let's all sit down and decide the best age to use for our new "age of consent law, I say we go with 16. That's old enough for all the parts to work correctly! All in favor? say aye!"

I dunno, i just imagine a lot of old men sitting around a big table discussing this issue and having arguments about the different ages that it ok to have sex with kids.

People with some morals, (any left? ) would just go with 18 and deal with it.


i think the intent was for the 16 yos to just get with each other
yes i'm serious, please don't "laugh even harder"
sheesh
 
2022-05-26 11:56:35 AM  

steklo: TrollingForColumbine: age of consent in England is 16.

That must've been one weird meeting to attend.

"hey let's all sit down and decide the best age to use for our new "age of consent law, I say we go with 16. That's old enough for all the parts to work correctly! All in favor? say aye!"

I dunno, i just imagine a lot of old men sitting around a big table discussing this issue and having arguments about the different ages that it ok to have sex with kids.

People with some morals, (any left? ) would just go with 18 and deal with it.


"Hey guys, 16....I mean, do we want to wait that long?  What about 7?"
"Wtf is wrong with you Gary?"
 
2022-05-26 12:13:24 PM  

rainbowbutter: steklo: TrollingForColumbine: age of consent in England is 16.

That must've been one weird meeting to attend.

"hey let's all sit down and decide the best age to use for our new "age of consent law, I say we go with 16. That's old enough for all the parts to work correctly! All in favor? say aye!"

I dunno, i just imagine a lot of old men sitting around a big table discussing this issue and having arguments about the different ages that it ok to have sex with kids.

People with some morals, (any left? ) would just go with 18 and deal with it.

i think the intent was for the 16 yos to just get with each other
yes i'm serious, please don't "laugh even harder"
sheesh


No, the intent was to prevent fathers from trafficking their 13 year old daughters into chattel slavery marriage in exchange for a few sheep.

It was decided that 16 year olds were worth more sheep.
 
2022-05-26 12:14:47 PM  

rainbowbutter: steklo: TrollingForColumbine: age of consent in England is 16.

That must've been one weird meeting to attend.

"hey let's all sit down and decide the best age to use for our new "age of consent law, I say we go with 16. That's old enough for all the parts to work correctly! All in favor? say aye!"

I dunno, i just imagine a lot of old men sitting around a big table discussing this issue and having arguments about the different ages that it ok to have sex with kids.

People with some morals, (any left? ) would just go with 18 and deal with it.

i think the intent was for the 16 yos to just get with each other
yes i'm serious, please don't "laugh even harder"
sheesh


lol
LOL
LOL
LOL!!!
 
2022-05-26 1:21:07 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: age of consent in England is 16.


Having nudes of said 16 year old is illegal in Florida.
 
2022-05-26 3:58:52 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: age of consent in England is 16.


15 in Japan, 12 on the trains.
 
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