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(NL Times (Netherlands))   12 Monkeypox cases in the Netherlands, some of which were contracted at a leather and fetish festival in Belgium where at least 12 monkeys were spanked   (nltimes.nl) divider line
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2022-05-26 5:10:40 AM  
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2022-05-26 12:54:10 PM  

cretinbob: [quartertothree.com image 800x439]


Yeah, we're done here.  Someone get the lights.
 
2022-05-26 12:54:22 PM  
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2022-05-26 12:55:55 PM  
Until the scabs have fallen off, someone with monkeypox is contagious to others

The fetish festival refers to that as a "Jolly Rancher Special"
 
2022-05-26 1:00:01 PM  
Whatever happened to just putting a bunch of monkeys with typewriters in a room
 
2022-05-26 1:00:14 PM  

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This post is... spot on!
 
2022-05-26 1:02:44 PM  
Belgium already has a Leather and Fetish Festival?  Great.  Now I have to get in contact with my people and have them change all our marking material to "Leather and Fetish Jubilee".
 
2022-05-26 1:03:20 PM  
Monkeypox / Osama / Bird Flu
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2022-05-26 1:06:18 PM  
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"Everything's better with monkeys!"
--David Letterman, Monkey Fetishist
 
2022-05-26 1:09:30 PM  
Just farking lock your shiat down.

You know who isnt spreading monkeypox?  ME!  Because I stay and home and drink alone.  In the dark.  Like god intended.

All you people who are compelled by viruses to go and spread them are the problem.  Most of you all dont have free will.  You are virus hosts.  That is all you are.  Meat based virus factories and dispersal units.
 
2022-05-26 1:09:56 PM  
A pox on anyone who doesn't dance along with this!
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2022-05-26 1:12:13 PM  
Patient Zero is in the zoo.
 
2022-05-26 1:16:00 PM  
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2022-05-26 1:17:41 PM  

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This is my confused face.
 
2022-05-26 1:18:38 PM  
One fell off and bumped his head.
 
2022-05-26 1:20:49 PM  
I've been hearing that its sexually transmitted. So stop farking monkeys.
 
2022-05-26 1:31:01 PM  

stuffy: I've been hearing that its sexually transmitted. So stop farking monkeys.


Actually it's mostly spread by rats... so...
 
2022-05-26 1:32:41 PM  

DrWhy: stuffy: I've been hearing that its sexually transmitted. So stop farking monkeys.

Actually it's mostly spread by rats... so...


Well, then Roger Stone is at most severe risk!
 
2022-05-26 1:39:27 PM  
Monkeypox parties sound a lot funner than chickenpox parties.
 
2022-05-26 1:43:37 PM  
There is a price to pay for all this ass eating, people.
 
2022-05-26 2:05:16 PM  

Por que tan serioso: There is a price to pay for all this ass eating, people.


Yeah, I've already paid your mom.
 
2022-05-26 2:07:09 PM  
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I'm here for the Monkey Pox!
 
2022-05-26 2:19:49 PM  

stuffy: I've been hearing that its sexually transmitted. So stop farking monkeys.


That's one of several possible transmission methods. You do not guarantee your safety by merely not farking a monkey.

Pox viruses tend to be quite durable in the environment? Remember that thing with the smallpox blankets, back in the day? Better hope that you don't sit on the same public toilet seat as a monkey farker. 

Monkeypox can also spread through respiratory droplets, and the CDC advises hospitals to isolate patients in negative-pressure rooms. So maybe hang on to some of that PPE you were about to discard now that COVID is "over".
 
2022-05-26 2:50:54 PM  
MonkeyParks is the name of my Monkees/Lady Antebellum experimental jazz tribute band.
 
2022-05-26 3:15:59 PM  
It's made from monkey cum. They make those monkeys Jack off by showing them really sick porn like two dogs and a cat or a bat and a pig. Then they take the cum and boil it or something.
 
2022-05-26 3:44:30 PM  
You are most likely to catch STDs in your netherlands.
 
2022-05-26 4:43:55 PM  

KodosZardoz: It's made from monkey cum. They make those monkeys Jack off by showing them really sick porn like two dogs and a cat or a bat and a pig. Then they take the cum and boil it or something.


That post is like Bensane Garrison made a cartoon version of The Aristocrats.
 
2022-05-26 5:13:42 PM  
In your heart, you just knew it was the Dutch's fault.
 
2022-05-26 7:27:14 PM  

bughunter: KodosZardoz: It's made from monkey cum. They make those monkeys Jack off by showing them really sick porn like two dogs and a cat or a bat and a pig. Then they take the cum and boil it or something.

That post is like Bensane Garrison made a cartoon version of The Aristocrats.


Quoted from "Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy"
 
2022-05-27 9:36:59 AM  
Maybe folks should furl their freak flag for a bit... till things calm down.  Maybe stick to regular SOs and not go to parties to sample a party tray of partners in a weekend.

Just a thought.
 
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