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(CNN)   Laser-guided, microscopic robotic crabs. Next up: quantum-powered nanoscopic robotic syphilis   (cnn.com) divider line
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2022-05-26 1:53:45 AM  
Nanomachines more then 10 years out then I guess.
 
2022-05-26 6:55:19 AM  
Quantum syphilis?

Oh boy.
 
2022-05-26 7:46:02 AM  
Inescapable Police Surveillance State?

Now why would you say that... citizen?
 
2022-05-26 7:51:50 AM  
At first I read "Laser-guided, misanthropic robot crabs" and thought "Well, that doesn't sound very pleasant for the rest of the world".
Coffee maker, here I come.
 
2022-05-26 8:04:24 AM  
I was told that nanites would be cleaning our teeth by now.
Booger bots would be nice, too.
 
2022-05-26 8:05:46 AM  

baronbloodbath: Quantum syphilis?

Oh boy.


So you have a superposition of do/not have syphilis until observed, therefore collapsing the wavefunction?
 
2022-05-26 8:38:28 AM  
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2022-05-26 9:07:48 AM  

Zik-Zak: baronbloodbath: Quantum syphilis?

Oh boy.

So you have a superposition of do/not have syphilis until observed, therefore collapsing the wavefunction?


AND you have no idea where it will collapse to.
 
2022-05-26 10:05:28 AM  
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2022-05-26 11:57:35 AM  

natazha: Zik-Zak: baronbloodbath: Quantum syphilis?

Oh boy.

So you have a superposition of do/not have syphilis until observed, therefore collapsing the wavefunction?

AND you have no idea where it will collapse to.


...the butt?
 
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