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(ESPN)   We go back to San Francisco for Game 5 of the Western Conference Finals. It is the second attempt for the Warriors to eliminate the Mavericks. Dallas would love to beat Golden State again. What will happen? Find out at 9:00 PM ET on TNT   (espn.com) divider line
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2022-05-26 9:32:19 AM  
Always thought it was interesting that the Warrioes call themselves Golden State instead of Oakland, San Francisco, etc...
 
2022-05-26 10:50:01 AM  
Hey you know what? F*CK DALLAS. They're from the hellscape that is modern day Fascistan and I hope their goddam plane crashes. The Dubs only let them win the last one so the NBA could get an extra game's worth of ad revenue. Those redneck-loving dickheads are toast.

GOLD BLOODED
 
2022-05-26 5:18:23 PM  

kdawg7736: Always thought it was interesting that the Warrioes call themselves Golden State instead of Oakland, San Francisco, etc...


Teams not named after city or state:

Golden State Warriors    
New England Patriots    
Carolina Panthers    
Tampa Bay Buccaneers    
Carolina Hurricane    
Tampa Bay Rays    
Tampa Bay Lightning    
Brooklyn Nets

/next up, professional sports teams whose name doesn't end with an 'S'
//also, because you went there,
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2022-05-26 8:36:21 PM  

Dr.Fey: kdawg7736: Always thought it was interesting that the Warrioes call themselves Golden State instead of Oakland, San Francisco, etc...

Teams not named after city or state:

Golden State Warriors    
New England Patriots    
Carolina Panthers    
Tampa Bay Buccaneers    
Carolina Hurricane    
Tampa Bay Rays    
Tampa Bay Lightning    
Brooklyn Nets

/next up, professional sports teams whose name doesn't end with an 'S'
//also, because you went there,
[Fark user image image 205x246]


What about the former Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim? Making up for places that don't have a city/state in their name by having TWO.
 
2022-05-26 8:58:13 PM  

Stephen_Falken: Hey you know what? F*CK DALLAS. They're from the hellscape that is modern day Fascistan and I hope their goddam plane crashes. The Dubs only let them win the last one so the NBA could get an extra game's worth of ad revenue. Those redneck-loving dickheads are toast.

GOLD BLOODED


Lol, wow you're a piece of shiat
 
2022-05-26 9:44:13 PM  

Dr.Fey: kdawg7736: Always thought it was interesting that the Warrioes call themselves Golden State instead of Oakland, San Francisco, etc...

Teams not named after city or state:

Golden State Warriors    
New England Patriots    
Carolina Panthers    
Tampa Bay Buccaneers    
Carolina Hurricane    
Tampa Bay Rays    
Tampa Bay Lightning    
Brooklyn Nets

/next up, professional sports teams whose name doesn't end with an 'S'
//also, because you went there,
[Fark user image 205x246]


Huh, I never really thought about the fact that Tampa Bay is just the bay and not an actual city there.  (Also given Brooklyn is a borough of a very large city, it doesn't really feel like it fits there.)
 
2022-05-26 9:46:07 PM  
lol Winning Time reference
 
2022-05-26 9:58:13 PM  
There was a lot of talk about how many quarters the Miami Heat won in the Celtics series after Game 3 (2...they won 2 quarters, by a lot).

How many quarters have the Maveriks won?
 
2022-05-26 9:59:27 PM  
Clarification...how many quarters in the whole series Games 1-3 for the Heat.

I'm asking if anybody cares to tally them up for this series. Dallas must have won three quarters in Game 2. Then probably a few in some of the other games including the game they won.
 
2022-05-26 9:59:46 PM  
Mavs are playing more lazily than the logic in the Dred Scott decision.  Future Texans won't get that as it will no longer be taught in schools there.
 
2022-05-26 10:00:10 PM  
Holy shiat...20 point lead and Curry is just making his fifth point of the game?
 
2022-05-26 10:01:53 PM  

jaylectricity: Clarification...how many quarters in the whole series Games 1-3 for the Heat.

I'm asking if anybody cares to tally them up for this series. Dallas must have won three quarters in Game 2. Then probably a few in some of the other games including the game they won.


Just looked and it's 8-8 coming into this game.  Warriors 3-1 in game 1, Mavs 3-1 in game 4, the other two split 2-2.
 
2022-05-26 10:08:24 PM  

farkregurgitator: Stephen_Falken: Hey you know what? F*CK DALLAS. They're from the hellscape that is modern day Fascistan and I hope their goddam plane crashes. The Dubs only let them win the last one so the NBA could get an extra game's worth of ad revenue. Those redneck-loving dickheads are toast.

GOLD BLOODED

Lol, wow you're a piece of shiat


Agreed, I got sick of Texas and left. Can't stand Dallas teams. There is a difference between hate and sports hate.
 
2022-05-26 10:13:01 PM  
Klay can go nuclear at any time, he still have record for points in a quarter?
 
2022-05-26 10:14:28 PM  

WillofJ2: Klay can go nuclear at any time, he still have record for points in a quarter?


Yep: https://www.basketball-reference.com/leaders/player_pts.html#all_player-most-pts-quarter
 
2022-05-26 10:18:36 PM  
3rd quarters brutal for mavs
 
2022-05-26 10:21:17 PM  
We are in the sixth week of the NBA postseason. I think this has gotten out of hand.
 
2022-05-26 10:23:20 PM  

madgonad: We are in the sixth week of the NBA postseason. I think this has gotten out of hand.


I wouldn't mind 1st round being best of 5 again
 
2022-05-26 10:28:26 PM  
Oof
 
2022-05-26 10:29:25 PM  

puffy999: Oof


No dramatic point predictions ?
 
2022-05-26 10:31:15 PM  

WillofJ2: puffy999: Oof

No dramatic point predictions ?


I was asleep

I'd have picked Warriors probably by eight hundred and something. I had to keep the pattern up
 
2022-05-26 10:32:25 PM  
And I mean, they had more of this Hawaiian Pale Ale for $2.99/6 pack at the store. So that was cool
 
2022-05-26 10:34:30 PM  

puffy999: And I mean, they had more of this Hawaiian Pale Ale for $2.99/6 pack at the store. So that was cool


Made by who?
 
2022-05-26 10:37:09 PM  
Cut it to 20
 
2022-05-26 10:40:13 PM  

French Rage: jaylectricity: Clarification...how many quarters in the whole series Games 1-3 for the Heat.

I'm asking if anybody cares to tally them up for this series. Dallas must have won three quarters in Game 2. Then probably a few in some of the other games including the game they won.

Just looked and it's 8-8 coming into this game.  Warriors 3-1 in game 1, Mavs 3-1 in game 4, the other two split 2-2.


The series should be tied!

I know...it doesn't work that way. But it really should because Dallas had Game 2 in hand.
 
2022-05-26 10:41:31 PM  
Luka doesn't look right
 
2022-05-26 10:44:59 PM  
WE HAVE A GAME WOW DALLAS
 
2022-05-26 10:45:53 PM  
This is nuts
 
2022-05-26 10:46:00 PM  
Hoky shiat the Warriors habe become the Suns
 
2022-05-26 10:47:48 PM  
What just happened? I was too busy typing out a hypothesis for a soccer team vs hockey team where they played one game on ice with hockey rules and the next game on the field with soccer rules.

Or do we need to make the rules uniform and a compromise between the two sports?
 
2022-05-26 10:48:58 PM  
Also...so it's 10-9 by quarter? Dallas needs to win this quarter by 11 or whatever.
 
2022-05-26 10:49:13 PM  

jaylectricity: What just happened? I was too busy typing out a hypothesis for a soccer team vs hockey team where they played one game on ice with hockey rules and the next game on the field with soccer rules.

Or do we need to make the rules uniform and a compromise between the two sports?


Mark Cuban gave.Luka drugs.or.something
 
2022-05-26 10:50:27 PM  

puffy999: jaylectricity: What just happened? I was too busy typing out a hypothesis for a soccer team vs hockey team where they played one game on ice with hockey rules and the next game on the field with soccer rules.

Or do we need to make the rules uniform and a compromise between the two sports?

Mark Cuban gave.Luka drugs.or.something


No klay wiggins or green on the court
 
2022-05-26 10:52:43 PM  
Now they are back
 
2022-05-26 10:55:30 PM  
Luka circus shots wow
 
2022-05-26 10:56:35 PM  
Horrible offensive foul call.
 
2022-05-26 10:58:18 PM  

Bootysama: Horrible offensive foul call.


Technically illegal he moved, but the least egregious all game
 
2022-05-26 11:01:59 PM  
Mvp Looney
 
2022-05-26 11:04:44 PM  

WillofJ2: puffy999: jaylectricity: What just happened? I was too busy typing out a hypothesis for a soccer team vs hockey team where they played one game on ice with hockey rules and the next game on the field with soccer rules.

Or do we need to make the rules uniform and a compromise between the two sports?

Mark Cuban gave.Luka drugs.or.something

No klay wiggins or green on the court


I've said many times...the better team can take a big lead, let the lesser team come close while they're taking it easy (key guys on the bench) and then come back out and put the lead back up.

Sure would be nice if this was not that.
 
2022-05-26 11:10:46 PM  

jaylectricity: WillofJ2: puffy999: jaylectricity: What just happened? I was too busy typing out a hypothesis for a soccer team vs hockey team where they played one game on ice with hockey rules and the next game on the field with soccer rules.

Or do we need to make the rules uniform and a compromise between the two sports?

Mark Cuban gave.Luka drugs.or.something

No klay wiggins or green on the court

I've said many times...the better team can take a big lead, let the lesser team come close while they're taking it easy (key guys on the bench) and then come back out and put the lead back up.

Sure would be nice if this was not that.


Golden state is so deep, Boston will be an interesting matchup
 
2022-05-26 11:14:43 PM  
Dagger after dagger
 
2022-05-26 11:15:29 PM  
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2022-05-26 11:17:17 PM  
Huge balls
 
2022-05-26 11:17:21 PM  
Boban could have been the difference
 
2022-05-26 11:17:39 PM  

puffy999: Huge balls


Huge Shiny balls
 
2022-05-26 11:18:50 PM  

WillofJ2: puffy999: Huge balls

Huge Shiny balls


I empathize
 
2022-05-26 11:18:58 PM  

WillofJ2: jaylectricity: WillofJ2: puffy999: jaylectricity: What just happened? I was too busy typing out a hypothesis for a soccer team vs hockey team where they played one game on ice with hockey rules and the next game on the field with soccer rules.

Or do we need to make the rules uniform and a compromise between the two sports?

Mark Cuban gave.Luka drugs.or.something

No klay wiggins or green on the court

I've said many times...the better team can take a big lead, let the lesser team come close while they're taking it easy (key guys on the bench) and then come back out and put the lead back up.

Sure would be nice if this was not that.

Golden state is so deep, Boston will be an interesting matchup


Injuries might be a problem. C's need to win tomorrow and get a lot of rest.

Boston has traditionally been the team that beats Golden State over the last five years. They beat them in GS. So a healthy C's team (although not all the same guys) should matchup well. Their only issue might be keeping GS out of the paint just leads to them hitting a million threes.

But Boston is flexible on defense. So if the team wants to make a million threes, the Celtics will try to take away those. So GS will try to pass it around until they can get it inside.
 
2022-05-26 11:21:11 PM  
Yeah....Golden State got a good lead, felt good about the way they were playing. Didn't abandon that when they allowed Dallas to get close. Then they come out and make sure they won.
 
2022-05-26 11:21:51 PM  

jaylectricity: WillofJ2: jaylectricity: WillofJ2: puffy999: jaylectricity: What just happened? I was too busy typing out a hypothesis for a soccer team vs hockey team where they played one game on ice with hockey rules and the next game on the field with soccer rules.

Or do we need to make the rules uniform and a compromise between the two sports?

Mark Cuban gave.Luka drugs.or.something

No klay wiggins or green on the court

I've said many times...the better team can take a big lead, let the lesser team come close while they're taking it easy (key guys on the bench) and then come back out and put the lead back up.

Sure would be nice if this was not that.

Golden state is so deep, Boston will be an interesting matchup

Injuries might be a problem. C's need to win tomorrow and get a lot of rest.

Boston has traditionally been the team that beats Golden State over the last five years. They beat them in GS. So a healthy C's team (although not all the same guys) should matchup well. Their only issue might be keeping GS out of the paint just leads to them hitting a million threes.

But Boston is flexible on defense. So if the team wants to make a million threes, the Celtics will try to take away those. So GS will try to pass it around until they can get it inside.


Smart brown g Williams Tatum and horford

Curry klay wiggins green and looney

Great match-up Celtics athletes may be a problem
 
2022-05-26 11:22:29 PM  

jaylectricity: Yeah....Golden State got a good lead, felt good about the way they were playing. Didn't abandon that when they allowed Dallas to get close. Then they come out and make sure they won.


And Golden Tate was banished to the Lions.
 
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