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(Vice)   ICE and CBP pinky-swear they probably won't use the Uvalde shooting incident to identify, arrest, and deport any of the kids or their family members, at least for now   (vice.com) divider line
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2022-05-25 9:22:11 PM  
Yeah. How long did that last after the El Paso Walmart massacre?

https://www.insider.com/el-paso-walmart-shooting-survivor-deported-mexico-2021-2
 
2022-05-25 11:12:55 PM  
After 9/11, Gilbert Gottfried's "Aristocrats" joke did more to mend America than anything that was part of the Patriot Act.

Abolish ICE | May 23, 2018 Act 2 | Full Frontal on TBS
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Abolish ICE. Abolish all the pieces of our post-9/11 paranoia and xenophobia.
 
2022-05-26 1:20:32 AM  
I like how they punish school shooting survivors by throwing them out of the country.

Not really like, but you know what I mean.
 
2022-05-26 1:21:48 AM  
That's just the feds. Nothing stopping Abbott from being Abbott.
 
2022-05-26 1:26:07 AM  
ICE and CBP are war criminals and the people of the USA are shooting schools instead of tearing down the ICE concentration camps.
 
2022-05-26 1:32:00 AM  
It's wild to me that ICE and CBP seem to answer to no one.

And by that, I mean it's wild that we basically have a bunch of Nazis running around the border brutalizing brown people and going "Try and stop us, libs."
 
2022-05-26 1:32:47 AM  

Rattlesnake Rattles Me: I like how they punish school shooting survivors by throwing them out of the country.

Not really like, but you know what I mean.


Deportation makes them less likely to be victims of gun violence again.
 
2022-05-26 1:36:47 AM  

austerity101: It's wild to me that ICE and CBP seem to answer to no one.

And by that, I mean it's wild that we basically have a bunch of Nazis running around the border brutalizing brown people and going "Try and stop us, libs."


I think the USA has skipped the first 4 movies and gone to The Forever Purge.
 
2022-05-26 1:38:11 AM  

austerity101: It's wild to me that ICE and CBP seem to answer to no one.

And by that, I mean it's wild that we basically have a bunch of Nazis running around the border brutalizing brown people and going "Try and stop us, libs."


Well I, for one, would walk right up to one of their stupid faces and say "It's 'try to,' not 'try and!'"
 
2022-05-26 1:41:13 AM  

Bith Set Me Up: After 9/11, Gilbert Gottfried's "Aristocrats" joke did more to mend America than anything that was part of the Patriot Act.

[YouTube video: Abolish ICE | May 23, 2018 Act 2 | Full Frontal on TBS]

Abolish ICE. Abolish all the pieces of our post-9/11 paranoia and xenophobia.


The goat-farking Espionage Act is still around. And certain Federal documents still ask if you've ever been a member of the Communist Party.

We won't be losing any of our more-recent exercises in fascist paranoia.
 
2022-05-26 1:42:24 AM  

Palined Parenthood: austerity101: It's wild to me that ICE and CBP seem to answer to no one.

And by that, I mean it's wild that we basically have a bunch of Nazis running around the border brutalizing brown people and going "Try and stop us, libs."

Well I, for one, would walk right up to one of their stupid faces and say "It's 'try to,' not 'try and!'"


MAGA Nazis be like

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2022-05-26 1:46:58 AM  
Why don't they just go the coroner, take those bodies and throw them across the border? If you're gonna be a heartless Nazi, START farkING FULFILLING THE ROLE! STOP BEING PUSSIES AND DO IT!!!  DO IT!!!

/bunch of wimps.
//apologies to women's genitalia
 
2022-05-26 1:58:48 AM  
Have Biden disband ICE and CBP.

Problem solved.

If he cant disband them, just fire all the employees.  If that wont work, just stop paying them.  If that wont work, have the military stop border patrol.  Have Biden do whatever it takes.
 
2022-05-26 2:10:19 AM  
You all need to read history on Nazism. They were not known for rounding people up and sending them back to their country of birth. They were known for rounding people up and sending them to death.
 
2022-05-26 2:28:25 AM  

My Klezmer Metal Cover Band: And certain Federal documents still ask if you've ever been a member of the Communist Party.


They can stop asking when Communists stop existing.
 
2022-05-26 2:31:01 AM  

barefoot2008: You all need to read history on Nazism. They were not known for rounding people up and sending them back to their country of birth. They were known for rounding people up and sending them to death.


Who can forget when six million jews tried to sneak into Nazi Germany only to be turned back by the border Gestapo?
 
2022-05-26 2:31:54 AM  

Klyukva: My Klezmer Metal Cover Band: And certain Federal documents still ask if you've ever been a member of the Communist Party.

They can stop asking when Communists stop existing.


Okay, now what?
 
2022-05-26 3:24:31 AM  
I'll take "Lies from Lying Liars who Lie" for $200, Alex.
 
2022-05-26 4:43:00 AM  

barefoot2008: You all need to read history on Nazism. They were not known for rounding people up and sending them back to their country of birth. They were known for rounding people up and sending them to death.


It started with mass deportations (even of native-born Jews). The concentration camps came later, because fascism has a tendency to escalate.
 
2022-05-26 6:24:23 AM  
Since when have they needed an excuse to harass people? Republicans trying to identify "Gazpacho Police" need to look no further.
 
2022-05-26 8:21:28 AM  
If there are any parents of dead children from that shooting who are here illegally they should immediately be made citizens and given a huge farking apology from the entire country for being so backwards that we can't even try to fix this shiat after a few decades of it.
 
2022-05-26 8:22:15 AM  

shpritz: Rattlesnake Rattles Me: I like how they punish school shooting survivors by throwing them out of the country.

Not really like, but you know what I mean.

Deportation makes them less likely to be victims of gun violence again.


Never been to Mexico, have you?
 
2022-05-26 8:35:02 AM  
"for now" is the important part of that statement.

They're going to roll in AFTER the news crews go home.
 
2022-05-26 8:38:34 AM  

barefoot2008: You all need to read history on Nazism. They were not known for rounding people up and sending them back to their country of birth. They were known for rounding people up and sending them to death.


Does doing an "oopsie" count?

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2022-05-26 9:07:59 AM  

ModernLuddite: barefoot2008: You all need to read history on Nazism. They were not known for rounding people up and sending them back to their country of birth. They were known for rounding people up and sending them to death.

Does doing an "oopsie" count?

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so you think that they have all been lined up and shot into a mass grave?
 
2022-05-27 12:35:39 AM  

barefoot2008: You all need to read history on Nazism. They were not known for rounding people up and sending them back to their country of birth. They were known for rounding people up and sending them to death.


Actually, they did deport before exterminating:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1938_expulsion_of_Polish_Jews_from_Germany
 
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