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501 clicks; posted to Food » on 25 May 2022 at 8:30 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-25 6:38:17 PM  
Best ways to upgrade boxed cake mix:

Use melted butter instead of oil
Add an extra egg
Use milk instead of water
Add a small pack of similar-flavored instant pudding mix
 
2022-05-25 6:58:27 PM  
It is a nice box

The words "perfectly moist" were delicious.
 
2022-05-25 8:41:40 PM  
Uncle P's cake mix.
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2022-05-25 8:55:11 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Uncle P's cake mix. [Fark user image 425x239]


but when do we get Uncle Roger's.

also, Dolly's boulders are ridiculously undersized on the packaging.

Dolly's Goods | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim
Youtube ToPEsxmAUps


/worst. porno. ever.
 
2022-05-25 9:35:13 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Uncle P's cake mix. [Fark user image image 425x239]


Is that what Master P is doing in retirement?
 
2022-05-25 10:01:49 PM  

ArkAngel: Best ways to upgrade boxed cake mix:

Use melted butter instead of oil
Add an extra egg
Use milk instead of water
Add a small pack of similar-flavored instant pudding mix


I liked using soda.
[Two Box Mixes + (1 can soda + 1 egg)] + Small bag Mini Marshmallows

Chocolate brownie and Dr Pepper,
Yellow cake and cream soda (cherry cream is nice for this),
Lemon cake and Dew/Mellow,
White cake and Sprite,
Spice cake and Angry Orchard (Crisp Apple).
 
2022-05-25 10:16:08 PM  

Space Station Wagon: drjekel_mrhyde: Uncle P's cake mix. [Fark user image image 425x239]

Is that what Master P is doing in retirement?


Yeah. He own part of that rap chips stuff and have "hood Ramen noodles"
 
2022-05-25 10:21:44 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Space Station Wagon: drjekel_mrhyde: Uncle P's cake mix. [Fark user image image 425x239]

Is that what Master P is doing in retirement?

Yeah. He own part of that rap chips stuff and have "hood Ramen noodles"


Mmmm nah na nom
 
2022-05-26 12:58:22 AM  

ArkAngel: Best ways to upgrade boxed cake mix:

Use melted butter instead of oil
Add an extra egg
Use milk instead of water
Add a small pack of similar-flavored instant pudding mix


Or just add a can of fuirt and skip the stuff asked for on the box.
This is the most amazing.  Even with unsweetened apple sauce.
 
2022-05-26 12:59:11 AM  
Does it takes like a hooker?
 
2022-05-26 1:04:20 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Uncle P's cake mix. [Fark user image image 425x239]


I like that when it's pancakes, he becomes Master P.

I bet he would make the pancakes at Sho'nuff's evil lair.
 
2022-05-26 2:28:08 AM  

rosekolodny: drjekel_mrhyde: Uncle P's cake mix. [Fark user image image 425x239]

I like that when it's pancakes, he becomes Master P.

I bet he would make the pancakes at Sho'nuff's evil lair.


No it's uncle p on the pancake box too.

My brother in law did all his videos, I still have a no limit tank t shirt somewhere.  On the back is a HUGE stop sign, says stop hatin.  He had a pull string doll too, would say ooooh na na na.

Did he buy Reebok or not?  I want peeboks.
 
2022-05-26 2:42:49 AM  

CoonAce: rosekolodny: drjekel_mrhyde: Uncle P's cake mix. [Fark user image image 425x239]

I like that when it's pancakes, he becomes Master P.

I bet he would make the pancakes at Sho'nuff's evil lair.

No it's uncle p on the pancake box too.

My brother in law did all his videos, I still have a no limit tank t shirt somewhere.  On the back is a HUGE stop sign, says stop hatin.  He had a pull string doll too, would say ooooh na na na.

Did he buy Reebok or not?  I want peeboks.


Well I'm sad they don't sell his stuff here.  I'd buy it.

Master P:

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2022-05-26 4:26:28 AM  

LouisZepher: ArkAngel: Best ways to upgrade boxed cake mix:

Use melted butter instead of oil
Add an extra egg
Use milk instead of water
Add a small pack of similar-flavored instant pudding mix

I liked using soda.
[Two Box Mixes + (1 can soda + 1 egg)] + Small bag Mini Marshmallows

Chocolate brownie and Dr Pepper,
Yellow cake and cream soda (cherry cream is nice for this),
Lemon cake and Dew/Mellow,
White cake and Sprite,
Spice cake and Angry Orchard (Crisp Apple).


I am still honestly surprised that my rural Ohio childhood involved literally zero 7up cakes! just somehow wasn't A Thing? the usual spread was mainly various pies - jell-o pudding + dreamwhip. (the coo'whip in both the filling for volume, and as the topping) - chocolate cream, coconut cream, lemon cream, butterscotch cream, pistachio cream... lol.

once in the past few years, we did buy one (altho' maybe it was Sprite?) at the shoprite "bakery" and it was... ok. way too oversweet for my liking, but parents-in-law devoured the thing. I am both a sucker for lemon-anything and a member of clean plate club, so I still polished off my slice.

now, Angry Orchard + spice, you have my attention and where can I sign for your newsletter?
 
2022-05-26 7:23:00 AM  
Whoever designed that box hasn't seen Dolly in, like, 40 years.
 
2022-05-26 9:03:14 AM  
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2022-05-26 11:06:06 AM  
I would like to take this moment to share my trivia... Duncan Hines was a real person... a traveling salesman back in the day... I think originally from around Bowling Green, Ky.  he started putting together lists and reviews of places to eat while on the road.  he shared his lists with other people... at some point toward the end of his travelling salesman days he began writing newspaper columns of restaurant and food reviews... and now you know... the rest of the story.
 
2022-05-26 12:46:56 PM  
I will absolutely buy some of that.
 
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