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(NPR) Hero Zelenskyy gives his condolences to America as he too understands what it's like to have your country regularly attacked by an organization strongly supported by Republicans   (npr.org) divider line
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2022-05-25 2:21:20 PM  
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2022-05-25 2:30:22 PM  
Subby.

That headline.

*chef's kiss*
 
2022-05-25 2:32:08 PM  
On the list of people that I'd consider an honor to buy a beer for, he's steadily climbing to the top.
 
2022-05-25 2:35:30 PM  

bloobeary: Subby.

That headline.

*chef's kiss*


It deserves an upvote.
 
2022-05-25 2:35:36 PM  
How do we get more of him in positions of power.
 
2022-05-25 2:36:18 PM  
HOTY
 
2022-05-25 2:38:09 PM  

Gubbo: On the list of people that I'd consider an honor to buy a beer for, he's steadily climbing to the top.


He can play the piano with his penis, what more does it take?

https://youtu.be/oua0Puihrkc

Legend says he actually did.
 
2022-05-25 2:38:13 PM  
HOTY
 
2022-05-25 2:38:36 PM  

HerptheDerp: How do we get more of him in positions of power.


2030: Zelenskyy elected as UN Secretary General.
 
2022-05-25 2:38:36 PM  
We need to take all guns away from the American public.
 
2022-05-25 2:39:16 PM  

HerptheDerp: How do we get more of him in positions of power.


We just need to elect entertainers.
 
2022-05-25 2:39:31 PM  
Its really sad when a country in the middle of the war looks at what's happening in the US and thinks "thank goodness that doesn't happen here".
 
2022-05-25 2:40:19 PM  
When does he get Man if the Year honors?
 
2022-05-25 2:41:38 PM  
+100 Internets to you, Subby.

/Call the burn ward.
 
2022-05-25 2:44:45 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Its really sad when a country in the middle of the war looks at what's happening in the US and thinks "thank goodness that doesn't happen here".


Not sure if the Russians have killed more students in schools than happened here.
 
2022-05-25 2:45:30 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: HerptheDerp: How do we get more of him in positions of power.

2030: Zelenskyy elected as UN Secretary General.


Given the way things are going in the US he might be safer in Ukraine.
 
2022-05-25 2:46:09 PM  

Wily Wombat: HerptheDerp: How do we get more of him in positions of power.

We just need to elect entertainers.


You mean like Ronnie Reagan????
 
2022-05-25 2:47:44 PM  
That guy's a class act all the way!
 
2022-05-25 2:48:33 PM  

catmandu: Wily Wombat: HerptheDerp: How do we get more of him in positions of power.

We just need to elect entertainers.

You mean like Ronnie Reagan????


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2022-05-25 2:48:40 PM  
Subby... Marry me.
 
2022-05-25 2:49:05 PM  
The man's heart is as big as his balls.  Fighting for his life, his country's very existence, yet takes time to recognize a f*cked up situation when he sees it.
 
2022-05-25 2:49:11 PM  

catmandu: Wily Wombat: HerptheDerp: How do we get more of him in positions of power.

We just need to elect entertainers.

You mean like Ronnie Reagan????


There was nothing entertaining about Ronald Reagan.  Al Franken, on the other hand....
 
2022-05-25 2:49:16 PM  
No wonder thy don't have a platform anymore. Not many people would openly vote for:

Endless war
Climate Denial
Unfettered gun access
Denial of basic healthcare
Mocking public health measures during a pandemic
Inspiring and encouraging genocidal slaughter
Stochastic terrorism
Jail for the poor, fines for the rich
Etc.
 
2022-05-25 2:51:05 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: HerptheDerp: How do we get more of him in positions of power.

2030: Zelenskyy elected as UN Secretary General.


That would be a completely worthless position for someone like him to hold. The powers that be would muzzle him from doing anything.

I would go along with it if he gets to meet with all the people who are part of the "powers that be" and he kills them after each meeting.
 
2022-05-25 2:51:43 PM  

HerptheDerp: How do we get more of him in positions of power.


Take comedians seriously. Once you realize that a "Carlin 2020" would have been good for the country, that's when we can start the healing.

Also discredit the discrediting of Al Franken. Republicans knew the danger comedians posed to them and they made sure it was eliminated.
 
JJR
2022-05-25 2:54:23 PM  
No wonder thy don't have a platform anymore. Not many people would openly vote for:

Endless war
Climate Denial
Unfettered gun access
Denial of basic healthcare
Mocking public health measures during a pandemic
Inspiring and encouraging genocidal slaughter
Stochastic terrorism
Jail for the poor, fines for the rich
Etc.


don't forget complete voter rejection of all things democrat in November
 
2022-05-25 2:54:36 PM  
Fark headline laying down some truth bombs on the terrorist right.
 
2022-05-25 2:55:30 PM  
The greatest folly of Vladimir Putin was making an enemy of someone who could have given him so much more as an ally.
 
2022-05-25 2:56:17 PM  

bloobeary: Subby.

That headline.

*chef's kiss*


Yeeeaa...that was a good one.

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2022-05-25 2:56:45 PM  

dericwater: Kumana Wanalaia: HerptheDerp: How do we get more of him in positions of power.

2030: Zelenskyy elected as UN Secretary General.

That would be a completely worthless position for someone like him to hold. The powers that be would muzzle him from doing anything.

I would go along with it if he gets to meet with all the people who are part of the "powers that be" and he kills them after each meeting.


How about he appears in an episode of Strange New Worlds as head of the Federation?
 
2022-05-25 3:07:53 PM  
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/forgot to click inspiring
 
2022-05-25 3:07:58 PM  

neongoats: Fark headline laying down some truth bombs on the terrorist right.


STOP IT!!! You're being mean for not believing in unity and understanding of our friends to the right and I'm going to stop right there because I can't keep this up fark those mfs and their ahwantmahguunnnnzzz
 
2022-05-25 3:09:03 PM  

mediaho: No wonder thy don't have a platform anymore. Not many people would openly vote for:

Endless war
Climate Denial
Unfettered gun access
Denial of basic healthcare
Mocking public health measures during a pandemic
Inspiring and encouraging genocidal slaughter
Stochastic terrorism
Jail for the poor, fines for the rich
Etc.


Yet, they still get votes.  It makes no sense.
 
2022-05-25 3:16:18 PM  

Zik-Zak: neongoats: Fark headline laying down some truth bombs on the terrorist right.

STOP IT!!! You're being mean for not believing in unity and understanding of our friends to the right and I'm going to stop right there because I can't keep this up fark those mfs and their ahwantmahguunnnnzzz



I see a cat saved your life and sanity by walking across your keyboard.
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2022-05-25 3:36:36 PM  
I am willing to trade every rapepublican in this country for every Ukrainian or every Canadian.

/there are a few other countries too
//I say we pass a stimulus to provide all 70mln TFG supporter terrorists a one-way ticket to a country of their choosing like Russia/Somalia/Iraq/Afghanistan/or some other lawless shiathole
 
2022-05-25 3:48:40 PM  
At this point it might be softer to send your kids to a Ukrainian school.
 
2022-05-25 3:50:54 PM  
Wow, that headline...

Verrrra nahce!
 
2022-05-25 3:55:51 PM  

mediaho: No wonder thy don't have a platform anymore. Not many people would openly vote for:

Endless war
Climate Denial
Unfettered gun access
Denial of basic healthcare
Mocking public health measures during a pandemic
Inspiring and encouraging genocidal slaughter
Stochastic terrorism
Jail for the poor, fines for the rich
Etc.


But gas prices are high and trans people are icky!
 
2022-05-25 3:56:29 PM  

Ixnay on the ottenray: Zik-Zak: neongoats: Fark headline laying down some truth bombs on the terrorist right.

STOP IT!!! You're being mean for not believing in unity and understanding of our friends to the right and I'm going to stop right there because I can't keep this up fark those mfs and their ahwantmahguunnnnzzz


I see a cat saved your life and sanity by walking across your keyboard.
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Actually, she jumped on my lap, looked up, meowed, and promptly jumped off.

But did she have to kick me in the dick on the way off!?
 
2022-05-25 3:56:31 PM  

raerae1980: mediaho: No wonder thy don't have a platform anymore. Not many people would openly vote for:

Endless war
Climate Denial
Unfettered gun access
Denial of basic healthcare
Mocking public health measures during a pandemic
Inspiring and encouraging genocidal slaughter
Stochastic terrorism
Jail for the poor, fines for the rich
Etc.

Yet, they still get votes.  It makes no sense.


Because lots of people think gas prices are high and trans people are icky.
 
2022-05-25 4:24:02 PM  

johnphantom: We need to take all guns away from the American public.


Not all guns, obviously. There are parts of the country where they're needed. We need to be rid of the military-style weapons meant for mass slaughter, and the culture that attracts our psychos to guns.
 
2022-05-25 4:26:21 PM  

HerptheDerp: How do we get more of him in positions of power.


Be willing to die in the streets overthrowing entrenched pilfering violent assholes.
 
2022-05-25 4:27:57 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Its really sad when a country in the middle of the war looks at what's happening in the US and thinks "thank goodness that doesn't happen here".


Our civil war or RW dictatorship is going to be a lot bloodier than their foreign invasion.
 
2022-05-25 4:37:47 PM  
Excellent headline, Subby.
 
2022-05-25 4:45:27 PM  

Malenfant: johnphantom: We need to take all guns away from the American public.

Not all guns, obviously. There are parts of the country where they're needed. We need to be rid of the military-style weapons meant for mass slaughter, and the culture that attracts our psychos to guns.


Tell me how they're NEEDED. Then figure out an alternative.
 
2022-05-25 4:45:43 PM  
Subby: ZING!
 
2022-05-25 4:58:04 PM  

raerae1980: mediaho: No wonder thy don't have a platform anymore. Not many people would openly vote for:

Endless war
Climate Denial
Unfettered gun access
Denial of basic healthcare
Mocking public health measures during a pandemic
Inspiring and encouraging genocidal slaughter
Stochastic terrorism
Jail for the poor, fines for the rich
Etc.

Yet, they still get votes.  It makes no sense.


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2022-05-25 5:01:26 PM  

JJR: No wonder thy don't have a platform anymore. Not many people would openly vote for:

Endless war
Climate Denial
Unfettered gun access
Denial of basic healthcare
Mocking public health measures during a pandemic
Inspiring and encouraging genocidal slaughter
Stochastic terrorism
Jail for the poor, fines for the rich
Etc.

don't forget complete voter rejection of all things democrat in November


You mean YOU'RE going to do something stupid this November.
 
2022-05-25 5:07:23 PM  
Well, the Russians pretty much own the NRA, so they have some responsibility here in the US as well for dead children.
 
2022-05-25 5:21:37 PM  
Huh.  It's almost like he's a decent human being.  He didn't have to take a second out of his day of facing the massive horrors in his country, but he did.  And he didn't even suggest that more guns are the answer.  Funny that.
 
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