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(CNN)   I want you to read my full headline before you click the link, so I'll save until the end the part about how the video includes footage of a half-naked woman rushing outside to save -- oh, damn. I farked it up   (cnn.com) divider line
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2022-05-25 2:55:13 PM  
I mean, I guess it's a good thing the eagle didn't swoop back down for the baby....

That goose has issues, too

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2022-05-25 4:51:05 PM  
Which half?
 
2022-05-25 4:54:30 PM  
Who the fark has a pet goose?

That's like having a pet rabid raccoon, or a pet stinkbug.
 
2022-05-25 4:54:39 PM  

jtown: Which half?


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2022-05-25 4:54:42 PM  

johnny_vegas: I mean, I guess it's a good thing the eagle didn't swoop back down for the baby....

That goose has issues, too

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Uh oh.
1908 Rescued From an Eagle's Nest
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2022-05-25 4:54:48 PM  
That is one hungry eagle.
 
2022-05-25 4:55:15 PM  
Eagle: Duck, duck, duck, duck, GOOSE
Goose: [*runs for it*]
 
2022-05-25 4:55:22 PM  
Well, Doc, my mom used to feed me in her underwear.
 
2022-05-25 4:55:35 PM  
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2022-05-25 4:55:39 PM  

johnny_vegas: I mean, I guess it's a good thing the eagle didn't swoop back down for the baby....

That goose has issues, too

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2022-05-25 4:56:01 PM  
Friggin shiathawks... how did those things become our national bird ?
 
2022-05-25 4:56:18 PM  
Should have a Followup tag. Also didn't happen in 'Murica.

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2022-05-25 4:58:12 PM  

FrancoFile: Who the fark has a pet goose?

That's like having a pet rabid raccoon, or a pet stinkbug.



My family had one when i was growing up. One of our farmer uncles gave it to us.  Best damn watchdog we ever had, and it got right pissy with anybody other than our family. I think it had some Canadian Cobra Chicken in it's DNA from somewhere..
 
2022-05-25 4:59:05 PM  
eagles got to eat too.

go ahead and raise that goose as a pet.   see how that turns out.
 
2022-05-25 4:59:06 PM  
This was a test. The woman is obviously a Canadian interloper else she would have let the Freedom Bird feast freely.
 
2022-05-25 5:00:05 PM  

waxbeans: Well, Doc, my mom used to feed me in her underwear.


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2022-05-25 5:00:08 PM  
I'm rooting for the eagle.

/Fark geese. Nasty hissing bass-turds.
 
2022-05-25 5:00:19 PM  

jack_o_the_hills: Friggin shiathawks... how did those things become our national bird ?


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2022-05-25 5:01:27 PM  

tom baker's scarf: eagles got to eat too.

go ahead and raise that goose as a pet.   see how that turns out.


It's a chinese domestic, it'll be fine.
 
2022-05-25 5:03:24 PM  

FrancoFile: Who the fark has a pet goose?

That's like having a pet rabid raccoon, or a pet stinkbug.


Aww man we had a pet stinkbug. But it got stuck in a box an died. Of course mrs flappy wouldn't go near the box when it was making weird ""help, I'm your stinkbug stuck in a box" scratching noises and I wasn't at home to check it out guhh poor little guy
 
2022-05-25 5:03:41 PM  

FrancoFile: Who the fark has a pet goose?

That's like having a pet rabid raccoon, or a pet stinkbug.


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2022-05-25 5:04:03 PM  
She had two "squirt guns" on her!
⁸Why didn't she use them?
 
2022-05-25 5:04:18 PM  
The real news is that the Goose had a Polaroid camera.

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2022-05-25 5:08:04 PM  

FrancoFile: Who the fark has a pet goose?



Giants, who live atop beanstalks.
 
2022-05-25 5:11:43 PM  
"This link has everything, tits, minors, an eagle getting nasty with a goose"
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2022-05-25 5:12:04 PM  
Just going to leave this here:

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2022-05-25 5:12:17 PM  

alex10294: I'm rooting for the eagle.

/Fark geese. Nasty hissing bass-turds.


I will take a goose over a duck any day. Geese CAN be assholes, but ducks are the goddamn Harvey Weinstein's of the bird kingdom.
 
2022-05-25 5:12:19 PM  

Ragin' Asian: This was a test. The woman is obviously a Canadian interloper else she would have let the Freedom Bird feast freely.


She lives in Canada. So the freedom turkey was the interloper.

Actually, Vancouver Island is home to quite a lot of bald eagles. Perhaps due to all the tasty tasty pets running around :-)
 
2022-05-25 5:13:20 PM  

alex10294: I'm rooting for the eagle.

/Fark geese. Nasty hissing bass-turds.


shiat machines, you forgot shiat machines
 
2022-05-25 5:14:01 PM  

FrancoFile: Who the fark has a pet goose?

That's like having a pet rabid raccoon, or a pet stinkbug.


I had a family member with a pet goose. (She always had unusual pets that should probably be left wild.) It was obnoxious, would squawk at anyone coming or going, and far away from it--having no interest it in other than hollering at it to shut up. I suppose it made for a good watch goose, but I think I'd rather be randomly burglarized.
 
2022-05-25 5:14:09 PM  

minnesotaboy: Just going to leave this here:

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Look, if I had a baby and it was going to suck on my junk all day for food, you think I'm gonna dolled up for it? Fark no!

Actually, I don't get dolled up for anything.
 
2022-05-25 5:16:31 PM  

minnesotaboy: Just going to leave this here:

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I'd goose that.

With consent of course.
 
2022-05-25 5:17:43 PM  
WTF MOM!!
Can we keep the boob still!
 
2022-05-25 5:19:36 PM  

johnny_vegas: I mean, I guess it's a good thing the eagle didn't swoop back down for the baby....

That goose has issues, too

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what the fark are you doing posting farking Stonetoss here, fark outta here with that garbage
 
2022-05-25 5:21:02 PM  

minnesotaboy: Just going to leave this here:

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Is that side boob or baby head
 
2022-05-25 5:24:08 PM  
CNN's Jeanne Moos reports

they send a moos for the canadian story huh
 
2022-05-25 5:26:10 PM  
I'm a city woman. Except for maybe two or three of years, I've only lived in Denver or Detroit. I saw a hawk with its wings around a pigeon and thought, "Oh, how cute". I had the hawk's attention, and the pigeon got away. He chased it, but it was long gone.
 
2022-05-25 5:26:41 PM  

jimjays: FrancoFile: Who the fark has a pet goose?

That's like having a pet rabid raccoon, or a pet stinkbug.

I had a family member with a pet goose. (She always had unusual pets that should probably be left wild.) It was obnoxious, would squawk at anyone coming or going, and far away from it--having no interest it in other than hollering at it to shut up. I suppose it made for a good watch goose, but I think I'd rather be randomly burglarized.


I've had geese, my daughter showed them for 4H, they were okay.  Not as affectionate as turkeys, but okay for yard birds.  For watch birds I prefer peacocks, their scream is terrifying and they scream at anyone who approaches.  Seriously, sounds like a woman being murdered.

If you're brave/stupid, ostrich and emu make GREAT guard animals.  Just imagine: You're a plundering baddie.  You case the farm, all quiet, so you start scaling the 8' wooden fence.  You reach up, grab the top, hoist yourself up and when you look over, you're nose-to-beak with a giant, prehistoric-looking murder bird that has a six inch beak and a bad attitude.  I'm pretty sure you nope the fark out of there.  Of course, the downside is, you can't use the yard either.
 
2022-05-25 5:30:57 PM  

FrancoFile: Who the fark has a pet goose?

That's like having a pet rabid raccoon, or a pet stinkbug.


I used to have a completely paranoid neighbor that had 8 foot chainlink fence with razor-ribbon at the top all the way around their property.  There was a keypad access system at the gate.  They had a bunch of pet geese as an alarm system if anyone got close to the fence.  They got rid of the geese in favor of german shepherds specifically trained to bark at anything that moved.  If they could see you they were barking at you.  So they were basically out there barking non-stop from 6am to 10pm.  They only brought them in when noise ordinances forced them to.

They were real popular in the neighborhood.  Eventually, someone poisoned the dogs.  They lived on a corner there was a guy that lived up the other street from them that I suspect did it.  So did the cops, but they could never prove anything.  After the dogs were gone they went back to geese.  I moved away from there a long time ago.  Every once and a while I drive by to see if they are still there.  Last time was 3 or 4 years ago and there were still geese in there.
 
2022-05-25 5:43:21 PM  

KingBiefWhistle: johnny_vegas: I mean, I guess it's a good thing the eagle didn't swoop back down for the baby....

That goose has issues, too

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what the fark are you doing posting farking Stonetoss here, fark outta here with that garbage


I just looked it up and see what you mean.  That said, go fark yourself.
 
2022-05-25 6:00:09 PM  

johnny_vegas: KingBiefWhistle: johnny_vegas: I mean, I guess it's a good thing the eagle didn't swoop back down for the baby....

That goose has issues, too

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what the fark are you doing posting farking Stonetoss here, fark outta here with that garbage

I just looked it up and see what you mean.  That said, go fark yourself.


maybe don't post racist garbage and I won't wonder what the fark is wrong with you
 
2022-05-25 6:07:56 PM  

KingBiefWhistle: johnny_vegas: KingBiefWhistle: johnny_vegas: I mean, I guess it's a good thing the eagle didn't swoop back down for the baby....

That goose has issues, too

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what the fark are you doing posting farking Stonetoss here, fark outta here with that garbage

I just looked it up and see what you mean.  That said, go fark yourself.

maybe don't post racist garbage and I won't wonder what the fark is wrong with you


You'll hate me for this too, but I support what Rowling  did opening up her works to Ukraine for free.  I'm such a monster and you continue to be such a dick.
 
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