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(Tech Crunch)   Carbon credits, blockchain and Adam Neumann combine to form a financial Voltron of Suck   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, Venture capital, Image Credits, carbon credits, Andreessen Horowitz's crypto division, Startup company, General Catalyst, venture capital firms, Dot-com bubble  
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450 clicks; posted to Business » on 25 May 2022 at 4:05 PM (19 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-05-25 11:10:47 PM  
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/ok so not quite
2022-05-25 7:26:36 PM  
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Rage Against the Thorazine: phalamir: Marcus Aurelius: but it's going to be replaced with something even more stupid is the problem.

I see you've not heard about NFTs.  Can I interest you in a shiattily-drawn monkey?

A lotta yall still dont get it. Ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape. So if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes.

It's like Disney World. Each Ape has a maximum slurp juice capacity, so if a large crowd forms a line, you're going to wait a while to get an Ape. But if your slurp juice is smaller than the minimum, you can mint an Astro Ape together with a regular sized slurp juice as long as the blockchain operator allows it. And if they don't, you can yell at their manager and insist your slurp juice vacation is ruined.
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