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(NPR)   TFG will speak in favor of gun rights tomorrow at the NRA convention. But first, every single NRA member will be thuroughly disarmed   (npr.org) divider line
    More: Asinine, National Rifle Association, Secret Service, Columbine High School massacre, mass shooting, Former President Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Columbine High School, shadow of Tuesday  
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2022-05-25 1:37:23 PM  
That's because only a good guy with a gun can stop a bad guy. Even the NRA knows there won't be any good men present.
 
2022-05-25 1:42:24 PM  
Of course. The uber-villians know they can't trust their underlings to not shoot their way to the top. It's in ALL the Mob movies!
 
2022-05-25 1:44:40 PM  
Tag shoulda been "ironic".

/Want to be snarky, but there's no way I would speak to a group bristling with guns - those people would gleefully kill you for the slightest perceived insult, and Boy are they a sensitive lot.
 
2022-05-25 1:44:55 PM  
NRA members who peacefully submit to such a blatant violation of their 2A freedoms are demonstrating that they are traitors to the cause, and should be treated as such. Police your own, NRA. Accept no compromises.
 
2022-05-25 1:59:14 PM  
TFG will set a new low tomorrow. He might mention the tragedy but will talk mostly about how the election in 2020 was stolen.

If there is a god Trump will stroke out in the middle of his rant.

There is no god.
 
2022-05-25 2:03:46 PM  
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2022-05-25 2:19:52 PM  
The Nutty Raving Assholes are willing to give up their freedom for Ol' Pussygrabber.
 
2022-05-25 2:32:25 PM  
I would love to see Trump at a firing range. How big of a target would they need for him to actually hit it? Would he point it at someone?

/they should 100% do this

//give him a AR-15!
 
2022-05-25 2:59:37 PM  

Circusdog320: TFG will set a new low tomorrow. He might mention the tragedy but will talk mostly about how the election in 2020 was stolen.

If there is a god Trump will stroke out in the middle of his rant.

There is no god.


"I like school kids who don't get murdered"
 
2022-05-25 3:00:06 PM  
*thoroughly
 
2022-05-25 3:02:06 PM  
Refreshments will be made from the blood of murdered children.
 
2022-05-25 3:02:15 PM  
wasn't the NRA going to go bankrupt and/or be shut down?
 
2022-05-25 3:03:05 PM  

Circusdog320: TFG will set a new low tomorrow. He might mention the tragedy but will talk mostly about how the election in 2020 was stolen.


He'll say something much worse than that. And the audience will cheer him for it. The only real question is what exactly he'll say.

/and also whether or not the audience will sieg heil him while he's on stage
 
2022-05-25 3:04:20 PM  
Hopefully they literally mean to dis-arm them
 
2022-05-25 3:05:18 PM  
Meh, he'll find a way to make it all about himself.  Some possibilites:

- "If only I would have been there.  I could have stopped it"
- "I've talked to a bunch of really smart people and they all agree with me"
- "If people would have just listened to me before, this wouldn't have happened!"

etc.etc.
 
2022-05-25 3:05:24 PM  
Mods letting us have two-scoops of this story, hm?
 
2022-05-25 3:05:40 PM  
It's a long walk from the parking behind the George Brown Convention Center to the doors of the facility.

What's the NRA crowd going to do if they have to cross 100 yards of open terrain while unarmed? These people are to scared to go to Walgreen's unarmed, but downtown Houston? The most diverse city in the US? That's going to be a tense stroll.
 
2022-05-25 3:05:56 PM  
Given the number of greenlit headlines, they're now double banned. Pray they do not triple secret probation ban them. Pray!
 
2022-05-25 3:06:06 PM  
Why isn't the NRA protesting this obvious violation of their right to bear arms?
This is a second Amendment Issue.
They need to be armed to protect themselves from the Secret Service Agents.
 
2022-05-25 3:06:31 PM  
I would really not lose any sleep if somebody decided to shoot up the NRA convention full of disarmed assholes.
 
2022-05-25 3:06:35 PM  
What about pies? Are pies banned? Or fruit -- bananas, pears, apples? Nope, I'm thinking pies, all kinds of pies, banana cream pie, just cream pies, any kinda pie.

Trump is afraid of pie. Whoda thunkit?
 
2022-05-25 3:07:42 PM  
What are the odds he just flat calls for civil war and tells his legion it's time to start feasting on the goo inside their neighbors?
 
2022-05-25 3:07:51 PM  

NeoCortex42: That's because only a good guy with a gun can stop a bad guy. Even the NRA knows there won't be any good men present.


One and done
 
2022-05-25 3:09:07 PM  

Circusdog320: TFG will set a new low tomorrow. He might mention the tragedy but will talk mostly about how the election in 2020 was stolen.

If there is a god Trump will stroke out in the middle of his rant.

There is no god.


Give him a little credit.  He will almost certainly claim that had the election not been stolen from him, he would have single handedly prevented the tragedy in Uvalde from occurring, and that it only happened because Sleepy Joe was in charge.

Dollars to donuts.
 
2022-05-25 3:09:33 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: Hopefully they literally mean to dis-arm them


Low-key hoping for behead more than a disarm, personally...
=Smidge=
 
2022-05-25 3:10:30 PM  

A Cave Geek: Meh, he'll find a way to make it all about himself.  Some possibilites:

- "If only I would have been there.  I could have stopped it"
- "I've talked to a bunch of really smart people and they all agree with me"
- "If people would have just listened to me before, this wouldn't have happened!"

etc.etc.


Not sure if you were joking or referencing on that first one. For anyone who doesn't know, he literally said that after one of the school massacres that happened while he was president.
 
2022-05-25 3:10:39 PM  
Announce the take over the NRA, TFG.  Go ahead.  Take over the NRA.  It would be dead by Friday.
 
2022-05-25 3:10:51 PM  
Mr. "Take the gun away first, due process later" is speaking at an NRA conference?

Even Fark, at its peak level of gun abolishment, wouldn't dare go that route.
 
2022-05-25 3:10:57 PM  
Why the fark is Trump even still relevant? His own party just voted against everyone he endorsed in the Tuesday election, which shows that they don't actually respect him. He didn't do the GOP any favors as President and unless the Democrats really cock everything up (which is entirely possible), he doesn't have a shot at getting elected in 2024. And you know everything he says at this Nazi shindig is going to wind up on the late night comedy talk shows.
 
2022-05-25 3:11:15 PM  
Don't send your kids to Wayne LaPierre Elementary.
 
2022-05-25 3:13:02 PM  
They don't care about children.
I mean, 80%of the men there will either be single or divorced anyway.
 
2022-05-25 3:13:03 PM  

Private_Citizen: Tag shoulda been "ironic".

/Want to be snarky, but there's no way I would speak to a group bristling with guns - those people would gleefully kill you for the slightest perceived insult, and Boy are they a sensitive lot.


The original greenlit article has it.
 
2022-05-25 3:13:05 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: Hopefully they literally mean to dis-arm them


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2022-05-25 3:13:07 PM  

AlgaeRancher: I would love to see Trump at a firing range. How big of a target would they need for him to actually hit it? Would he point it at someone?

/they should 100% do this

//give him a AR-15!


Two men banned from gun range after gun selfie
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2022-05-25 3:13:28 PM  

Karma Chameleon: "I like school kids who don't get murdered" especially if they're my daughter"

 
2022-05-25 3:13:30 PM  

JAGChem82: Mr. "Take the gun away first, due process later" is speaking at an NRA conference?


No shiat. Imagine if Obama or Biden had said anything close to that what a shiatstorm that would have created.
 
2022-05-25 3:14:33 PM  
I keep daydreaming that a bunch of Liberals or BLMers will crash the convention with Uzis ablazing
 
2022-05-25 3:14:38 PM  
Clearly it's not going to be a polite conference.
 
2022-05-25 3:15:04 PM  

Decorus: Why isn't the NRA protesting this obvious violation of their right to bear arms?
This is a second Amendment Issue.
They need to be armed to protect themselves from the Secret Service Agents.


Apparently, federal laws and supercedes state gun laws.

Amazing what the feds might could do with that knowledge?
 
2022-05-25 3:15:15 PM  

Mugato: JAGChem82: Mr. "Take the gun away first, due process later" is speaking at an NRA conference?

No shiat. Imagine if Obama or Biden had said anything close to that what a shiatstorm that would have created.


It's tyranny to make Republicans endure the same conditions as schoolchildren!
 
2022-05-25 3:15:28 PM  
Anyone who is assuming Dumpy will say something incredibly sh*tty, you're too late.

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2022-05-25 3:16:58 PM  

JAGChem82: Mr. "Take the gun away first, due process later" is speaking at an NRA conference?

Even Fark, at its peak level of gun abolishment, wouldn't dare go that route.


Lol - I'd forgotten that particular little nugget.

Conveniently forgotten by all in attendance.
 
2022-05-25 3:17:05 PM  
o.  I see u.
 
2022-05-25 3:17:16 PM  
Can we call in an airstrike? Just spitballing here.
 
2022-05-25 3:17:46 PM  

RasIanI: *thoroughly


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2022-05-25 3:18:39 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: I keep daydreaming that a bunch of Liberals or BLMers will crash the convention with Uzis ablazing


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2022-05-25 3:19:05 PM  
It'll make a great campaign ad for Democrats. Hopefully some of them will agree.
 
2022-05-25 3:19:18 PM  

King Something: Circusdog320: TFG will set a new low tomorrow. He might mention the tragedy but will talk mostly about how the election in 2020 was stolen.

He'll say something much worse than that. And the audience will cheer him for it. The only real question is what exactly he'll say.

/and also whether or not the audience will sieg heil him while he's on stage


He'll tell them someone should shoot that sick sonuvabiatch Beto O'rourke. Everyone cheers.

Beto gets shot this weekend =/.
 
2022-05-25 3:19:45 PM  

JAGChem82: Mr. "Take the gun away first, due process later" is speaking at an NRA conference?

Even Fark, at its peak level of gun abolishment, wouldn't dare go that route.


Thing is, that's pretty much how it works. Your gun(s) get(s) seized, and you have your due process after the fact.

Case in point: Had a client who fell asleep smoking a ciggy and set the couch to smoldering. Fire Dept. showed up and hauled him out of the house (smoke inhalation) and extinguished things. They observed two handguns on his coffee table (legally owned/purchased) and a glass pipe with apparent marijuana residue. So they called the cops in (no warrant), the cops searched the house and took all the guns they could find -- several long guns and a few pistols. No criminal charges were ever filed. His due process was suing the police . In the end he got some but not all of them back. Took the better part of a year.
 
2022-05-25 3:20:34 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: I keep daydreaming that a bunch of Liberals or BLMers will crash the convention with Uzis ablazing


I believe that's called "Going Tarantino."
 
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