Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(KRTV Great Falls)   Keaster meets end at 69   (krtv.com) divider line
    More: Sad, High school, high school, number of locations, American television actors, Graduation, American film actors, E. Keaster, Bill  
•       •       •

5179 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 May 2022 at 2:20 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



22 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2022-05-25 2:02:15 PM  
I shouldn't make some of someone dying but OK Subby, I will admit it. You did good. Did you happen to know this guy?

Also, this obituary is a good one and should belong in the Obituary hall-of-Fame:

Georgia man's obituary: 'He attracted more women than a shoe sale at Macy's' (yahoo.com)
 
2022-05-25 2:26:20 PM  
Bill was born February 13, 1953, the oldest of four children to parents, Richard "Dick" and Marie Keaster.


(. _ .)


Also, nicely done submitter.  Subtle and succinct. *golf clap*
 
2022-05-25 2:30:46 PM  
His chaps are now Keasterless.
 
2022-05-25 2:42:28 PM  
Police Squad "You got a nice key store"
Youtube 9yBrign4KhE
 
2022-05-25 2:43:24 PM  
This man didn't get mocked enough when he was alive, I suppose
 
2022-05-25 2:44:03 PM  
It's not blank, it's blank.
 
2022-05-25 2:50:41 PM  
RIP "GET OFF YOUR KEISTER AND COME TO HIESTER"

Lil John "The Interview" Hiester Automotive Commercial 2016
Youtube xkGK0sWNqXA
 
2022-05-25 2:51:57 PM  
So Long Space Cowboy
 
TWX
2022-05-25 2:58:30 PM  
Bill is survived by his wife of 44 years, Cheryl; son, Tell [...] Keaster

So apparently he was able to get off his Keaster at least at some point.
 
2022-05-25 3:01:08 PM  
I don't want to know how they'll get the body out of the funeral home.
 
2022-05-25 3:12:27 PM  

kdawg7736: I shouldn't make some of someone dying but OK Subby, I will admit it. You did good. Did you happen to know this guy?

Also, this obituary is a good one and should belong in the Obituary hall-of-Fame:

Georgia man's obituary: 'He attracted more women than a shoe sale at Macy's' (yahoo.com)


Sounds like the guy got keistered. Can bury him face down and park a bike :P
 
2022-05-25 3:14:46 PM  
"Keaster meets end at 69"

mmos.comView Full Size
 
2022-05-25 3:17:11 PM  
have done 69

definitely met end (keister)

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-05-25 3:21:16 PM  
This is a diseaster!

Pentaverate - Meister
Youtube zKGaBSLKi-Y
 
2022-05-25 3:21:35 PM  

pleasebelieve: This man didn't get mocked enough when he was alive, I suppose


It looks like he had a pretty good life.
 
2022-05-25 3:31:26 PM  

New Rising Sun: Bill was born February 13, 1953, the oldest of four children to parents, Richard "Dick" and Marie Keaster.


(. _ .)


Also, nicely done submitter.  Subtle and succinct. *golf clap*


Without disclosing names, my Dad used to get mail addressed as "Dick Peters...". And when you are 12, you get a hernia laughing.
 
2022-05-25 3:44:35 PM  
I was today years old when I found out what a keaster means.
 
2022-05-25 4:05:09 PM  

TWX: Bill is survived by his wife of 44 years, Cheryl; son, Tell [...] Keaster

So apparently he was able to get off his Keaster at least at some point.


I doubt he did it all by himself. Nobody knows how to get off their Keaster like Cheryl.
 
2022-05-25 5:47:49 PM  
Imagine having your life's only value be as a punchline for a Fark submitter.

Yes, I'm shiatting on the man and applauding the Subby.

/ Welcome to Fark
 
2022-05-25 8:49:35 PM  
"the oldest of four children to parents, Richard "Dick" and Marie Keaster"

Dick Keaster. Wow.

The obvious tag should have hit me in the back of the head by now, but nope.

Ho hum.
 
2022-05-25 9:11:55 PM  
Death always gets you in the end. Sorry you were the butt of the jokes on Fark. So I raise a glass and have a drink. Bottoms up.
 
2022-05-25 10:06:14 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
Displayed 22 of 22 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.