Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Mirror.co.uk)   Imagine a 37-page report on how you partied too hard   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
    More: Awkward, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Boris Johnson, Prime Minister's Questions, Sue Gray's Partygate report, 10 Downing Street, Conservative Party, Prime minister, snaps of Mr Johnson  
•       •       •

2626 clicks; posted to Politics » on 25 May 2022 at 3:50 PM (11 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



52 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2022-05-25 10:55:34 AM  
Epic party man
 
2022-05-25 12:09:42 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-05-25 2:24:31 PM  
...in a row?
 
2022-05-25 3:01:07 PM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: [Fark user image 821x530]


Dude's in a private school and he can't even spell "Rehoboth".
 
2022-05-25 3:25:50 PM  
Eddie Murphy's girl just liked to do that all the time...those pages add up.
 
2022-05-25 3:52:59 PM  
That's amateur hour on Fark.
 
2022-05-25 3:53:46 PM  
Dear Penthouse Forum,
This is going to be a long one but the other night...
 
2022-05-25 3:54:09 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-05-25 3:55:23 PM  
Boris Johnson refuses to deny trying to block Partygate dossier

I mean, those are words and all, but they seem to be just all thrown out there...
 
2022-05-25 3:56:58 PM  
Mass Effect 3: Citadel DLC - I Love You, Grunt (FemShep) [Post-Mission Meet Up]
Youtube ZnJBsbGBmCg
 
2022-05-25 3:59:34 PM  
Why did the blur everyone else in the picture? They are all in violation of the law. Name and shame.
i2-prod.mirror.co.ukView Full Size
 
2022-05-25 4:00:54 PM  
37 pages for 1 party or 37 pages for all the partying he did?

37 pages for 1 party is pretty solid.  If its a comprehensive report... meh.
 
2022-05-25 4:00:55 PM  
Cue Andrew W.K.
 
2022-05-25 4:02:33 PM  

I want that sauce Morty!: Cue Andrew W.K.


Andrew W.K. - Party Hard
Youtube WccfbPQNMbg


On it.
 
2022-05-25 4:03:51 PM  
Is this about the Brits bizarre obsession with something so god damn trivial it barely raises an eyebrow? They treat is as if he sucker punched the queen. He skirted lockdown? EVERYBODY DID. I caught YOU out licking doorknobs at a RAVE PARTY!
 
2022-05-25 4:05:17 PM  
It's as close to a British Gritty as I can find.

Boris is finding out for the first time in his life.

cdn.vox-cdn.comView Full Size
 
2022-05-25 4:09:00 PM  
You flout a lockdown knowing it would cause a scandal if it got out and this is the lame party you throw? Way to fark up farking up.

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-05-25 4:10:04 PM  
Did Madison Cawthorn get a byline on the report?
 
2022-05-25 4:11:43 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-05-25 4:14:55 PM  
He was a throwing a party while the average Briton wasn't even allowed to sit on a park bench during the pandemic lockdown.
 
2022-05-25 4:18:57 PM  
why cant he comb his hair?
 
2022-05-25 4:20:46 PM  
Just remember, Boris Johnson was one the worst car journalist................... in the world.

How in the f*ck he came to lead Great Britain... you folks have to sort that out. He's a f*cking moron.
 
2022-05-25 4:26:21 PM  
I thought "-Gates" were just for American scandals.

Shouldn't this be "Partykerb" or something?
 
2022-05-25 4:26:35 PM  

Subtonic: Is this about the Brits bizarre obsession with something so god damn trivial it barely raises an eyebrow? They treat is as if he sucker punched the queen. He skirted lockdown? EVERYBODY DID. I caught YOU out licking doorknobs at a RAVE PARTY!


citizens don't tend to react real well when they're asked (forced) to sacrifice and quarantine while the fat sack of gammon in charge of the country just does as it pleases
 
2022-05-25 4:26:39 PM  

the_rhino: why cant he comb his hair?


TOO MANY PARTIES
 
2022-05-25 4:26:52 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-05-25 4:27:03 PM  
could have been a slideshow...it is a fascinating world though...

Idiocracy: Upgrayedd Pimp Life
Youtube UjTwohYMG2A
 
2022-05-25 4:28:29 PM  

Inchoate: Subtonic: Is this about the Brits bizarre obsession with something so god damn trivial it barely raises an eyebrow? They treat is as if he sucker punched the queen. He skirted lockdown? EVERYBODY DID. I caught YOU out licking doorknobs at a RAVE PARTY!

citizens don't tend to react real well when they're asked (forced) to sacrifice and quarantine while the fat sack of gammon in charge of the country just does as it pleases


Are you telling me brits actually enforced quarantines and lock downs?
 
2022-05-25 4:28:43 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size

Only a nation of sh*t-faced alcoholics could put a failed ape like this in charge.
Might as well like one of Liz's corgis run the show if she's not up for it.
 
2022-05-25 4:31:04 PM  
Imagine producing such a report.

Get a life.
 
2022-05-25 4:32:16 PM  

Teddy Brosevelt: 37 pages for 1 party or 37 pages for all the partying he did?

37 pages for 1 party is pretty solid.  If its a comprehensive report... meh.


15 parties
 
2022-05-25 4:41:49 PM  

oldfarthenry: [Fark user image 300x374]
Only a nation of sh*t-faced alcoholics could put a failed ape like this in charge.
Might as well like one of Liz's corgis run the show if she's not up for it.


Apparently he only became stuck after he lied about his weight. Shocking I know from a man known to be so honest.
 
2022-05-25 4:44:29 PM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: [Fark user image image 821x530]


I played with Playmobil as a child.

His hair in case you're not familiar.
 
2022-05-25 4:45:39 PM  
Only 37 pages? Amateur!
 
2022-05-25 4:47:24 PM  

Subtonic: Is this about the Brits bizarre obsession with something so god damn trivial it barely raises an eyebrow? They treat is as if he sucker punched the queen. He skirted lockdown? EVERYBODY DID. I caught YOU out licking doorknobs at a RAVE PARTY!


Yeah, why do you think USA is so low on democracy index.
 
2022-05-25 4:56:45 PM  
Up until my forties, I rock! Now? You stupid, stupid man.
 
2022-05-25 5:09:45 PM  
Getting in trouble for not following the Covid rules you set? We should try that here.

Fark user imageView Full Size


Extra points for all the diversity!
 
2022-05-25 5:12:36 PM  
Just 37 pages?
 
2022-05-25 5:17:31 PM  
I shall now give the customary warning for threads such as this: WoT Incoming!
 
2022-05-25 5:25:56 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Just remember, Boris Johnson was one the worst car journalist................... in the world.

How in the f*ck he came to lead Great Britain... you folks have to sort that out. He's a f*cking moron.


Boris Johnson: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
Youtube dXyO_MC9g3k
 
2022-05-25 5:27:01 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.comView Full Size

37 pages....
 
2022-05-25 5:43:42 PM  

KCinPA: Getting in trouble for not following the Covid rules you set? We should try that here.

[Fark user image 425x235]

Extra points for all the diversity!


Do you enjoy carrying water for morally bankrupt Republican fascists that much?

I don't understand why you keep doing this shtick.  It isn't the badge of honor you think it is.
 
2022-05-25 5:49:49 PM  
Does anyone know what the government is busy doing while everyone is distracted by a party?
 
2022-05-25 5:59:37 PM  

the_rhino: why cant he comb his hair?


Too farking drunk
 
2022-05-25 6:21:33 PM  

the_rhino: why cant he comb his hair?


It's part of his schtick. He messes it up deliberately to look like "good old doesn't-give-a-fark, just-like-you-and-me Boris".
 
2022-05-25 6:32:58 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: NewportBarGuy: Just remember, Boris Johnson was one the worst car journalist................... in the world.

How in the f*ck he came to lead Great Britain... you folks have to sort that out. He's a f*cking moron.

[YouTube video: Boris Johnson: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)]


Trump is better at keeping up the facade.
 
2022-05-25 8:38:28 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: Bith Set Me Up: NewportBarGuy: Just remember, Boris Johnson was one the worst car journalist................... in the world.

How in the f*ck he came to lead Great Britain... you folks have to sort that out. He's a f*cking moron.

[YouTube video: Boris Johnson: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)]

Trump is better at keeping up the facade.


Narrator: It wasn't a facade.
 
2022-05-25 9:20:10 PM  
I can't imagine any circumstance in which somebody would write 37 whole pages about me partying. I've never party 37 whole pages in my life
 
2022-05-25 9:39:22 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-05-25 9:47:25 PM  
I don't think him putting on the act of a complete moron and also being morally disabled are entirely exclusive.
 
Displayed 50 of 52 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.