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(Guardian)   Former tennis great (and current Daniel Craig impersonator) Boris Becker has been moved to a prison for foreigners in sign he will be deported   (theguardian.com) divider line
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831 clicks; posted to Sports » on 25 May 2022 at 2:18 PM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-25 11:03:39 AM  
That's a rough Daniel Craig...
 
2022-05-25 2:44:05 PM  
Looks more like Dave Foley playing Daniel Craig as meth-head Guy Fieri.
 
2022-05-25 2:58:09 PM  
Jailed in the UK for committing financial crimes?  He was doing it all wrong.  Financial crimes are what the UK was practically invented for.
 
2022-05-25 3:19:42 PM  
Moose and squirrel ALWAYS get their man.
 
2022-05-25 3:27:23 PM  

Trainspotr: Looks more like Dave Foley playing Daniel Craig as meth-head Guy Fieri.


this is much better and more accurate.

do not insult my Daniel Craig like that, Subby.
 
2022-05-25 3:30:24 PM  
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2022-05-25 3:40:43 PM  

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Fargin injustice.
 
2022-05-25 3:58:59 PM  
Boris Becker was the #1 tennis player in the world thirty years ago. And now he's in prison.

\It's surreal how bad this man's life has become.
 
2022-05-25 4:19:16 PM  

browneye: Boris Becker was the #1 tennis player in the world thirty years ago. And now he's in prison.

\It's surreal how bad this man's life has become.


You'll notice that Andre Agassi mostly stays out of the press.
 
2022-05-25 4:42:15 PM  

browneye: Boris Becker was the #1 tennis player in the world thirty years ago. And now he's in prison.

\It's surreal how bad this man's life has become.


He's the European version of Lenny Dykstra
 
2022-05-25 4:44:39 PM  
I wonder if his smoke show of a girlfriend will be waiting for him
 
2022-05-25 4:45:59 PM  

browneye: Boris Becker was the #1 tennis player in the world thirty years ago. And now he's in prison.

\It's surreal how bad this man's life has become.


I love this nugget:

"In June 2018, Becker's lawyers claimed their client had diplomatic immunity in the bankruptcy case owing to his appointment as the Central African Republic's (CAR) "Attaché for Sports/Humanitarian/Cultural Affairs in the European Union"

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2022-05-25 5:28:44 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Jailed in the UK for committing financial crimes?  He was doing it all wrong.  Financial crimes are what the UK was practically invented for.


doesn't work when you're johnny foreigner.  they like your money as long as you don't do too many war crimes, but as soon as you run out, all bets are off

they still hold a grudge against the huns too
 
2022-05-25 8:23:13 PM  

FrancoFile: browneye: Boris Becker was the #1 tennis player in the world thirty years ago. And now he's in prison.

\It's surreal how bad this man's life has become.

You'll notice that Andre Agassi mostly stays out of the press.


Not quite sure what point you're making. If you're saying that Becker wouldn't be in prison if he had stayed out of the headlines then I still don't get it because I don't recall Becker being much of a media-hog.
 
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