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(Medical Xpress)   New ultrasound-assisted laser technique vaporizes artery plaque and you can dance to it too   (medicalxpress.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Atherosclerosis, Artery, Myocardial infarction, low-power laser, Atheroma, Rohit Singh, entire cavitation process, Cardiology  
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595 clicks; posted to STEM » on 25 May 2022 at 9:10 AM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-25 9:01:28 AM  
good: Not going to have a heart attack anymore
Bad: Now strokes are more likely from bits of artery plaque in your bloodstream
 
2022-05-25 9:29:58 AM  
Injecting ultrasound lasers into my arteries will interfere with the 5G chips in my bloodstream.  I bet they didn't think about that.
 
2022-05-25 9:36:23 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Injecting ultrasound lasers into my arteries will interfere with the 5G chips in my bloodstream.  I bet they didn't think about that.


perhaps they will ennergate those chips with transistiential electro-thetans and you'll go to 6.9G and wouldn't that be nice?
 
2022-05-25 9:46:52 AM  
The team performed ex vivo experiments on carotid artery plaque samples and pork belly samples, and they are currently planning to perform in vivo experiments.

Yeah, it still has a ways to go.
 
2022-05-25 10:29:18 AM  
Okay, but what's going to happen to the liver/kidneys when they have to filter out all that extra shiat from your blood?
 
2022-05-25 12:37:35 PM  

wage0048: Okay, but what's going to happen to the liver/kidneys when they have to filter out all that extra shiat from your blood?


This is why I'm going to have a user-serviceable filter cartridge installed.
 
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