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2022-05-25 7:40:55 AM  
63 votes:

Bondith: Original: Original Tweet:

ryanjreilly: Judge Royce C. Lamberth noted once again that he got rolled when he sentenced Anna Morgan Lloyd to probation, and then she went on Laura Ingraham and downplayed her actions. "It turned out I have a hard time discerning sincerity," Lamberth says.

That would seem like it would be an important skill for a farking judge.


A judge is just a lawyer who's metastasized.
 
2022-05-25 7:32:33 AM  
38 votes:

vudukungfu: Lock them all up.
Until they are sentenced


Or sentient.  Whichever comes last.
 
2022-05-25 6:18:06 AM  
32 votes:
Oh wow 60 days that's harsh.
 
2022-05-25 8:27:52 AM  
31 votes:

Glockenspiel Hero: And now in 61 days she'll get to go on Laura Ingram and be hailed as a hero.

/Need to change the units of time there judge- imagine she's a Black 18 year old caught with a dime bag and sentence accordingly


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2022-05-25 8:00:06 AM  
17 votes:
60 days huh? I got that for my second DUI. I didn't kill or injure anyone, and all I tried to overthrow was my stomach full of alcohol.
 
2022-05-25 7:50:56 AM  
12 votes:
>> "It turned out I have a hard time discerning sincerity," Lamberth says.

If only there were a name, a title, for a person who has notable abilities in evaluation and disposal of law breakers...
 
2022-05-25 8:39:53 AM  
11 votes:
Must be some of that White Privilege I've read so much about.

     
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2022-05-25 10:41:05 AM  
9 votes:
"one misdemeanor count of parading, demonstrating or picketing in the Capitol Building"

Please stop lying and making things up. There was no insurrection. Trespassing and vandalism. That is ALL.
 
2022-05-25 7:50:13 AM  
8 votes:
"It turned out I have a hard time discerning sincerity," Lamberth says.

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2022-05-25 2:59:23 AM  
7 votes:
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2022-05-25 9:20:51 AM  
7 votes:

johnphantom: 60 days huh? I got that for my second DUI. I didn't kill or injure anyone, and all I tried to overthrow was my stomach full of alcohol.


You don't sound like you regret your life choice much. Maybe you should go on the Laura Ingraham show.
 
2022-05-25 7:33:04 AM  
5 votes:
"It turned out I have a hard time discerning sincerity," Lamberth says

Translation from whiteglish: She wasn't Black, so what was I supposed to do, throw her in jail!?
 
2022-05-25 7:53:29 AM  
5 votes:
Is this like when artificial vision systems have trouble recognizing people with dark skin? American judges have trouble recognizing guilty people with light skin.
 
2022-05-25 7:55:23 AM  
5 votes:
What in the holy hell is she holding?  A grenade launcher?
 
2022-05-25 10:42:51 AM  
5 votes:

Intrepid00: johnphantom: Oh and BTW, the judge said he wished he didn't have to give me the minimum mandatory 2 months. I drove drunk the day after my father died. So f*ck you Wilder, go to Hell.

Still making excuses for being a terrible person that day?


You all are asshats.

He served his time and deserves a chance to get better.

Fark off woke haters who can't let the past be the past.
 
2022-05-25 8:04:29 AM  
4 votes:
I'm sure that slap on the wrist for trying to overthrow the government will really teach them, and they'll never do it again.
 
2022-05-25 10:36:51 AM  
4 votes:

Begoggle: Dafatone: Paul Baumer: Tyrone Slothrop: I'm sure that slap on the wrist for trying to overthrow the government will really teach them, and they'll never do it again.

Ever done 60 days, bud? Do you think you still have a job afterwards? Do you have a couple mortgage payments, utility bills and credit card patments in your savings?

Right? Like, attempting to overthrow the government deserves a harsher sentence, but a couple months in prison is still absolutely life-altering for everyone who isn't in the sort of celebrity/athlete/super-rich class where nothing really matters.

LOL it absolutely is not "life-altering".
She took time to go committing insurrection.
She took time to go on Republican propaganda.
She has plenty of financial backing.


First, this whole thread is kind of a mess because that's not what happened. There are two different defendants. The first one was given probation and immediately ran to Ingraham and whined about how she did nothing wrong. The second one got 60 days because the judge now says "I got fooled that other time."

Second, 60 days is absolutely life altering for all the reasons Paul Baumer said. Good luck picking back up with your career, bills, etc. Federal convictions pop up on background checks.

Third, attempting to overthrow the government should absolutely come with a harsher penalty. That doesn't mean 60 days is nothing.
 
2022-05-25 7:33:05 AM  
3 votes:
This is the facial expression of a baby with their binky.

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2022-05-25 7:43:06 AM  
3 votes:
He's a senior judge in DC and a visiting judge in Texas per Wiki

Is that because he got tired of just hearing cases with Blah people and wanted to give some red necks in Texas light sentences?
 
2022-05-25 9:20:06 AM  
3 votes:

WilderKWight: johnphantom: 60 days huh? I got that for my second DUI. I didn't kill or injure anyone, and all I tried to overthrow was my stomach full of alcohol.

On behalf of everyone else on the roads: STOP DRIVING DRUNK YOU DUMB-ASS!!!


That was 1990, and I haven't drank in 6 years, dumbass.
 
2022-05-25 9:22:43 AM  
3 votes:
Oh and BTW, the judge said he wished he didn't have to give me the minimum mandatory 2 months. I drove drunk the day after my father died. So f*ck you Wilder, go to Hell.
 
2022-05-25 9:37:05 AM  
3 votes:

Tyrone Slothrop: I'm sure that slap on the wrist for trying to overthrow the government will really teach them, and they'll never do it again.


Ever done 60 days, bud? Do you think you still have a job afterwards? Do you have a couple mortgage payments, utility bills and credit card patments in your savings?
 
2022-05-25 7:51:17 AM  
2 votes:

Ragin' Asian: This is the facial expression of a baby with their binky.

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It's funny cause that's a Nerf gun painted black
 
2022-05-25 7:56:07 AM  
2 votes:

Bondith: Original: Original Tweet:

ryanjreilly: Judge Royce C. Lamberth noted once again that he got rolled when he sentenced Anna Morgan Lloyd to probation, and then she went on Laura Ingraham and downplayed her actions. "It turned out I have a hard time discerning sincerity," Lamberth says.

That would seem like it would be an important skill for a farking judge.


It turns out that humans really suck at detecting lies.  It's not a skill you can develop, either, aside from the most basic ability to identify inconsistent statements and obvious untruths.  People who claim a special ability to detect lies really have just developed an ability to fool themselves.  This includes police, lawyers, and judges.
 
2022-05-25 7:58:02 AM  
2 votes:
Reading comprehension lacking in the headline.  Hemphill and Lloyd are two different people which is why they have two different names. One got 60 days while the other received probation.
 
2022-05-25 9:22:32 AM  
2 votes:

johnphantom: WilderKWight: johnphantom: 60 days huh? I got that for my second DUI. I didn't kill or injure anyone, and all I tried to overthrow was my stomach full of alcohol.

On behalf of everyone else on the roads: STOP DRIVING DRUNK YOU DUMB-ASS!!!

That was 1990, and I haven't drank in 6 years, dumbass.


So you didn't learn your lesson until six years ago.
 
2022-05-25 9:31:48 AM  
2 votes:

johnphantom: Oh and BTW, the judge said he wished he didn't have to give me the minimum mandatory 2 months. I drove drunk the day after my father died. So f*ck you Wilder, go to Hell.


Still making excuses for being a terrible person that day?
 
2022-05-25 9:39:05 AM  
2 votes:

Paul Baumer: Tyrone Slothrop: I'm sure that slap on the wrist for trying to overthrow the government will really teach them, and they'll never do it again.

Ever done 60 days, bud? Do you think you still have a job afterwards? Do you have a couple mortgage payments, utility bills and credit card patments in your savings?


Right? Like, attempting to overthrow the government deserves a harsher sentence, but a couple months in prison is still absolutely life-altering for everyone who isn't in the sort of celebrity/athlete/super-rich class where nothing really matters.
 
2022-05-25 9:43:56 AM  
2 votes:

Dafatone: Paul Baumer: Tyrone Slothrop: I'm sure that slap on the wrist for trying to overthrow the government will really teach them, and they'll never do it again.

Ever done 60 days, bud? Do you think you still have a job afterwards? Do you have a couple mortgage payments, utility bills and credit card patments in your savings?

Right? Like, attempting to overthrow the government deserves a harsher sentence, but a couple months in prison is still absolutely life-altering for everyone who isn't in the sort of celebrity/athlete/super-rich class where nothing really matters.


Thank you for adding the summary I should have in my original. That's precisely what I was trying to convey.
 
2022-05-25 11:51:01 AM  
2 votes:

Smelly Pirate Hooker: She's an old white biatch. That's one of those mitigating circumstances that only work in your favor when you're white. The old part is just icing on the cake. Old white women work that quavery, pathetic old person voice and the judge is all, "Aw, man, she looks and sounds just like my gramma. I bet she's a gramma. She probably makes cookies for the neighborhood kids. I just can't bring myself to throw gramma in the clink."


Hadassah grandmas.
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Keep that finger and the trigger dawg
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She will fark you up.
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She did her time, and now you'll do yours... in her kitchen scrubbing those pots and cleaning that floor  yo.
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2022-05-25 8:06:12 AM  
1 vote:

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: What in the holy hell is she holding?  A grenade launcher?


black-painted nerf rifle.
 
2022-05-25 8:13:07 AM  
1 vote:
60 days is a good start.  For every damn one of the insurrectionists.  What, they thought it was a party?  Is getting caught up in the moment a valid excuse now?  Farkwits...
 
2022-05-25 8:41:56 AM  
1 vote:

Wynn Duffy's Eyebrows: Ragin' Asian: This is the facial expression of a baby with their binky.

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It's funny cause that's a Nerf gun painted black


I was wondering WTF kind of rifle is that. Looked more like a grenade launcher.
 
2022-05-25 9:14:24 AM  
1 vote:
"It turned out I have a hard time discerning sincerity," Lamberth says.

Oh, self-burn.
 
2022-05-25 9:18:36 AM  
1 vote:

johnphantom: 60 days huh? I got that for my second DUI. I didn't kill or injure anyone, and all I tried to overthrow was my stomach full of alcohol.


On behalf of everyone else on the roads: STOP DRIVING DRUNK YOU DUMB-ASS!!!
 
2022-05-25 9:48:39 AM  
1 vote:

Dafatone: Paul Baumer: Tyrone Slothrop: I'm sure that slap on the wrist for trying to overthrow the government will really teach them, and they'll never do it again.

Ever done 60 days, bud? Do you think you still have a job afterwards? Do you have a couple mortgage payments, utility bills and credit card patments in your savings?

Right? Like, attempting to overthrow the government deserves a harsher sentence, but a couple months in prison is still absolutely life-altering for everyone who isn't in the sort of celebrity/athlete/super-rich class where nothing really matters.


And yet, the War on Drugs...
 
2022-05-25 10:03:10 AM  
1 vote:
a. Judge saw her a genuinely contrite.

b. Judge saw her comments afterwards.

c. Judge genuinely contrite.

Where is d.? There is always a d.
 
2022-05-25 12:54:30 PM  
1 vote:

Netrngr: Wynn Duffy's Eyebrows: Ragin' Asian: This is the facial expression of a baby with their binky.

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It's funny cause that's a Nerf gun painted black

I was wondering WTF kind of rifle is that. Looked more like a grenade launcher.


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helpful image for people who have no clue what grenade launchers look like
 
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