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2022-05-24 11:34:46 PM  
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2022-05-25 2:59:23 AM  
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2022-05-25 6:18:06 AM  
Oh wow 60 days that's harsh.
 
2022-05-25 7:19:35 AM  
Maybe the judge should treat them like seditionists then?
 
2022-05-25 7:19:40 AM  
Lock them all up.
Until they are sentenced
 
2022-05-25 7:32:33 AM  

vudukungfu: Lock them all up.
Until they are sentenced


Or sentient.  Whichever comes last.
 
2022-05-25 7:33:04 AM  
"It turned out I have a hard time discerning sincerity," Lamberth says

Translation from whiteglish: She wasn't Black, so what was I supposed to do, throw her in jail!?
 
2022-05-25 7:33:05 AM  
This is the facial expression of a baby with their binky.

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2022-05-25 7:39:19 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

ryanjreilly: Judge Royce C. Lamberth noted once again that he got rolled when he sentenced Anna Morgan Lloyd to probation, and then she went on Laura Ingraham and downplayed her actions. "It turned out I have a hard time discerning sincerity," Lamberth says.


That would seem like it would be an important skill for a farking judge.
 
2022-05-25 7:39:42 AM  
So this dumb hillbilly from Idaho was just being herself in the trial and the judge was thinking she's clearly mentally disabled and shouldn't be in jail

Idaho here probably worships Ingraham and thinks the 60 days is worth meeting Mrs. Trumpenfuhrer
 
2022-05-25 7:40:55 AM  

Bondith: Original: Original Tweet:

ryanjreilly: Judge Royce C. Lamberth noted once again that he got rolled when he sentenced Anna Morgan Lloyd to probation, and then she went on Laura Ingraham and downplayed her actions. "It turned out I have a hard time discerning sincerity," Lamberth says.

That would seem like it would be an important skill for a farking judge.


A judge is just a lawyer who's metastasized.
 
2022-05-25 7:43:06 AM  
He's a senior judge in DC and a visiting judge in Texas per Wiki

Is that because he got tired of just hearing cases with Blah people and wanted to give some red necks in Texas light sentences?
 
2022-05-25 7:46:35 AM  
Proud rebels who stand up to tyranny, except when under oath and facing jail time.  Then it's time to kiss ass and lie.

Then right back to being a dime store Rambo!
 
2022-05-25 7:50:13 AM  
"It turned out I have a hard time discerning sincerity," Lamberth says.

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2022-05-25 7:50:56 AM  
>> "It turned out I have a hard time discerning sincerity," Lamberth says.

If only there were a name, a title, for a person who has notable abilities in evaluation and disposal of law breakers...
 
2022-05-25 7:51:17 AM  

Ragin' Asian: This is the facial expression of a baby with their binky.

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It's funny cause that's a Nerf gun painted black
 
2022-05-25 7:53:29 AM  
Is this like when artificial vision systems have trouble recognizing people with dark skin? American judges have trouble recognizing guilty people with light skin.
 
2022-05-25 7:54:19 AM  

spongeboob: He's a senior judge in DC and a visiting judge in Texas per Wiki

Is that because he got tired of just hearing cases with Blah people and wanted to give some red necks in Texas light sentences?


He's a mixed bag. He's authored more than few conservative leaning opinions, but he also flat out ruled that the Department of the Interior under Reagan was racist in their treatment of Indians, to the point that Justice managed to get him removed from the case for "being too biased." He also prevented the destruction of evidence of torture at Gitmo while leading the court that ruled on their habeas corpus petitions.
 
2022-05-25 7:55:23 AM  
What in the holy hell is she holding?  A grenade launcher?
 
2022-05-25 7:56:07 AM  

Bondith: Original: Original Tweet:

ryanjreilly: Judge Royce C. Lamberth noted once again that he got rolled when he sentenced Anna Morgan Lloyd to probation, and then she went on Laura Ingraham and downplayed her actions. "It turned out I have a hard time discerning sincerity," Lamberth says.

That would seem like it would be an important skill for a farking judge.


It turns out that humans really suck at detecting lies.  It's not a skill you can develop, either, aside from the most basic ability to identify inconsistent statements and obvious untruths.  People who claim a special ability to detect lies really have just developed an ability to fool themselves.  This includes police, lawyers, and judges.
 
2022-05-25 7:58:02 AM  
Reading comprehension lacking in the headline.  Hemphill and Lloyd are two different people which is why they have two different names. One got 60 days while the other received probation.
 
2022-05-25 8:00:06 AM  
60 days huh? I got that for my second DUI. I didn't kill or injure anyone, and all I tried to overthrow was my stomach full of alcohol.
 
2022-05-25 8:02:44 AM  

mcmnky: Is this like when artificial vision systems have trouble recognizing people with dark skin? American judges have trouble recognizing guilty people with light skin.


Yes and they are both dataset related. If there are not enough examples of something in the dataset, then the AI cannot learn to recognize it.

Now WHY the training datasets are bad is a better question.

Why are there not more POC than white people in the training set for images (for CV)?

Why are there not more white people judged guilty in similar circumstances to POC (for CRT)?
 
2022-05-25 8:03:42 AM  

Raoul Eaton: Bondith: Original: Original Tweet:

ryanjreilly: Judge Royce C. Lamberth noted once again that he got rolled when he sentenced Anna Morgan Lloyd to probation, and then she went on Laura Ingraham and downplayed her actions. "It turned out I have a hard time discerning sincerity," Lamberth says.

That would seem like it would be an important skill for a farking judge.

It turns out that humans really suck at detecting lies.  It's not a skill you can develop, either, aside from the most basic ability to identify inconsistent statements and obvious untruths.  People who claim a special ability to detect lies really have just developed an ability to fool themselves.  This includes police, lawyers, and judges.


That's not exactly true. But just like any observation test, it's better if the subject remain unaware they are being observed for any particular reason in order to get a more natural reaction. Better for interrogation than for cross-examination where all eyes are on the stand.
 
2022-05-25 8:03:48 AM  
The only thing any of those chucklefarks were sincere about was their desire to hang Mike Pence.
 
2022-05-25 8:04:29 AM  
I'm sure that slap on the wrist for trying to overthrow the government will really teach them, and they'll never do it again.
 
2022-05-25 8:06:12 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: What in the holy hell is she holding?  A grenade launcher?


black-painted nerf rifle.
 
2022-05-25 8:07:11 AM  

Veloram: Raoul Eaton: Bondith: Original: Original Tweet:

ryanjreilly: Judge Royce C. Lamberth noted once again that he got rolled when he sentenced Anna Morgan Lloyd to probation, and then she went on Laura Ingraham and downplayed her actions. "It turned out I have a hard time discerning sincerity," Lamberth says.

That would seem like it would be an important skill for a farking judge.

It turns out that humans really suck at detecting lies.  It's not a skill you can develop, either, aside from the most basic ability to identify inconsistent statements and obvious untruths.  People who claim a special ability to detect lies really have just developed an ability to fool themselves.  This includes police, lawyers, and judges.

That's not exactly true. But just like any observation test, it's better if the subject remain unaware they are being observed for any particular reason in order to get a more natural reaction. Better for interrogation than for cross-examination where all eyes are on the stand.


Yes, it is exactly true.  Some people get caught in lies because they're bad at it.  But a skilled liar can fool anyone.
 
2022-05-25 8:08:12 AM  

Call the Guy: So this dumb hillbilly from Idaho was just being herself in the trial and the judge was thinking she's clearly mentally disabled and shouldn't be in jail

Idaho here probably worships Ingraham and thinks the 60 days is worth meeting Mrs. Trumpenfuhrer


Does Idaho have Hillbillies or Jack Pine Savages or some other regional troglodyte variant?

Viagra Boys - Troglodyte (Official Audio)
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2022-05-25 8:11:10 AM  

mcmnky: Is this like when artificial vision systems have trouble recognizing people with dark skin? American judges have trouble recognizing guilty people with light skin.


She was found guilty.

And, now has to serve the probation.
 
2022-05-25 8:11:48 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Call the Guy: So this dumb hillbilly from Idaho was just being herself in the trial and the judge was thinking she's clearly mentally disabled and shouldn't be in jail

Idaho here probably worships Ingraham and thinks the 60 days is worth meeting Mrs. Trumpenfuhrer

Does Idaho have Hillbillies or Jack Pine Savages or some other regional troglodyte variant?

[YouTube video: Viagra Boys - Troglodyte (Official Audio)]


I like the Jimmy Castor version
 
2022-05-25 8:11:51 AM  
And now in 61 days she'll get to go on Laura Ingram and be hailed as a hero.

/Need to change the units of time there judge- imagine she's a Black 18 year old caught with a dime bag and sentence accordingly
 
2022-05-25 8:13:07 AM  
60 days is a good start.  For every damn one of the insurrectionists.  What, they thought it was a party?  Is getting caught up in the moment a valid excuse now?  Farkwits...
 
2022-05-25 8:16:09 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Oh wow 60 days that's harsh.


Well, we can't over inconvenience these assholes, right? >.>
 
2022-05-25 8:23:46 AM  
So the Twitter link is gone and no mention of Hemphill being on the Laura Ingrahm show. And it seems her sentence was immediate at the trial.  Very curious 🤨

"At Hemphill's sentencing hearing Tuesday, Senior US District Judge Royce Lambert gets straight to the point and tells Hemphill that she will be serving time behind bars. As tempting as it is to be lenient in a situation like this, I have found it to be such a serious offense because it is such a serious event in our country's history," Lamberth said. "I have to agree with the government's recommendation in this case. I believe there must be a penalty when it's such a serious offense."

Another of the 1/6 idiots did go on Fox so just some confusion?

""I got a suspended sentence on my first conviction, and it turned out to be a gross sentencing error on my part," Lamberth said. "The defendant appeared contrite at the time and the next day made statements on national television that were embarrassing for both me and her and I found it difficult to see the sincerity."
 
2022-05-25 8:24:48 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Oh wow 60 days that's harsh.


Army Basic Training is longer.
 
2022-05-25 8:26:50 AM  

Sgt Otter: AdmirableSnackbar: Oh wow 60 days that's harsh.

Army Basic Training is longer.


Yes, because basic training is actually trying to teach people a lesson or two.
 
2022-05-25 8:27:36 AM  
These people should be doing years for what they did and miss the next two elections.
 
2022-05-25 8:27:52 AM  

Glockenspiel Hero: And now in 61 days she'll get to go on Laura Ingram and be hailed as a hero.

/Need to change the units of time there judge- imagine she's a Black 18 year old caught with a dime bag and sentence accordingly


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2022-05-25 8:39:53 AM  
Must be some of that White Privilege I've read so much about.

     
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2022-05-25 8:41:56 AM  

Wynn Duffy's Eyebrows: Ragin' Asian: This is the facial expression of a baby with their binky.

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It's funny cause that's a Nerf gun painted black


I was wondering WTF kind of rifle is that. Looked more like a grenade launcher.
 
2022-05-25 8:51:48 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: Must be some of that White Privilege I've read so much about.

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And here's today's racist shiathead with his shiatty take. Good job!
 
2022-05-25 8:56:46 AM  
I bet he feels that defendants that aren't white, just aren't sincere.
 
2022-05-25 9:05:29 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Oh wow 60 days that's harsh.


Hey now she's all white!

F**ker should be swinging from the end of a rope... She tried to overthrow the legitimate government of the United States of America by attacking the theoretical seat of democracy.
 
2022-05-25 9:10:06 AM  

groppet: These people should be doing years for what they did and miss the next two elections.


Insurrection, sedition and treason. Years? No. Lifetimes.
 
2022-05-25 9:14:24 AM  
"It turned out I have a hard time discerning sincerity," Lamberth says.

Oh, self-burn.
 
2022-05-25 9:18:25 AM  

Call the Guy: So this dumb hillbilly from Idaho was just being herself in the trial and the judge was thinking she's clearly mentally disabled and shouldn't be in jail

Idaho here probably worships Ingraham and thinks the 60 days is worth meeting Mrs. Trumpenfuhrer


Mentally disabled people shouldn't be in jail. (One of my friends is schizophrenic and unfortunately jail is her healthcare. It sucks)
 
2022-05-25 9:18:36 AM  

johnphantom: 60 days huh? I got that for my second DUI. I didn't kill or injure anyone, and all I tried to overthrow was my stomach full of alcohol.


On behalf of everyone else on the roads: STOP DRIVING DRUNK YOU DUMB-ASS!!!
 
2022-05-25 9:20:06 AM  

WilderKWight: johnphantom: 60 days huh? I got that for my second DUI. I didn't kill or injure anyone, and all I tried to overthrow was my stomach full of alcohol.

On behalf of everyone else on the roads: STOP DRIVING DRUNK YOU DUMB-ASS!!!


That was 1990, and I haven't drank in 6 years, dumbass.
 
2022-05-25 9:20:51 AM  

johnphantom: 60 days huh? I got that for my second DUI. I didn't kill or injure anyone, and all I tried to overthrow was my stomach full of alcohol.


You don't sound like you regret your life choice much. Maybe you should go on the Laura Ingraham show.
 
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