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(Lex 18)   Something f**ky is happening in Laurel County   (lex18.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Constable, United States, LAUREL COUNTY, Laurel County Sheriff's Office, Tiffany Rene Belt, Coroner, Police, Sheriffs in the United States  
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2022-05-24 9:44:37 PM  
Loool.  Subby, you magnificent basterd.
 
2022-05-24 9:47:02 PM  
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2022-05-24 9:48:06 PM  
That's a hard 27
 
2022-05-24 10:16:24 PM  
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Resting Bubbles Face.
 
2022-05-25 7:00:35 AM  
I predict good things for this thread.
 
2022-05-25 7:13:01 AM  
Some one make badges now.
We gonna need them later.
 
2022-05-25 7:36:38 AM  
That is a long, hard ass road she's on.
 
2022-05-25 8:09:41 AM  
I bet she's single.
 
2022-05-25 8:32:25 AM  
Now I want to know what her parents look like. 
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2022-05-25 8:33:49 AM  
Step up and take a bow, Subby, you magnificent bastard.
 
2022-05-25 8:35:42 AM  

Flincher: Now I want to know what her parents look like. [media2.giphy.com image 480x270]


They probably had a family resemblance to each other. . .
 
2022-05-25 8:35:56 AM  
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2022-05-25 8:38:45 AM  
If that's 27, I'm 112.
 
2022-05-25 8:40:43 AM  
Those pigs didn't need to knock her teeth out.
 
2022-05-25 8:41:04 AM  
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I dub this Grumpy Renee.
 
2022-05-25 8:42:11 AM  

Flincher: Now I want to know what her parents look like. [media2.giphy.com image 480x270]


I really don't think you do.

Yikes. Damn. Wow. Oof.
 
2022-05-25 8:42:44 AM  
Maybe she left her teeth behind this morning. She could probably give a mean gumjob though, so she's got that going for her.
 
2022-05-25 8:44:21 AM  
How did a nice British girl like that get all the way from London to Kentucky?
 
2022-05-25 8:44:57 AM  

beezeltown: I bet she's single.


Ooooh, wish me luck!
 
2022-05-25 8:45:44 AM  
It's hard to smile without teeth.
 
2022-05-25 8:47:01 AM  

Boojum2k: Flincher: Now I want to know what her parents look like. [media2.giphy.com image 480x270]

They probably had a family resemblance to each other. . .


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2022-05-25 8:48:37 AM  

hubiestubert: That is a long, hard ass road she's on.


I think she was used as the road
 
2022-05-25 8:48:54 AM  

Boojum2k: Flincher: Now I want to know what her parents look like. [media2.giphy.com image 480x270]

They probably had a family resemblance to each other. . .


Ah, small towns.  Where you have to make sure you double check the family tree before farking someone.
 
2022-05-25 8:49:37 AM  

GrogSmash: Boojum2k: Flincher: Now I want to know what her parents look like. [media2.giphy.com image 480x270]

They probably had a family resemblance to each other. . .

Ah, small towns.  Where you have to make sure you double check the family tree before farking someone.


Pretty sure they said "fark it" a long time ago
 
2022-05-25 8:50:00 AM  
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Approves...
 
2022-05-25 8:50:15 AM  

sensitive yet dangerous: Maybe she left her teeth behind this morning. She could probably give a mean gumjob though, so she's got that going for her.


It would be very mean
 
2022-05-25 8:52:06 AM  

GrogSmash: Ah, small towns.  Where you have to make sure you double check the family tree before farking someone.


Nah, in small towns like this, it's like going to one's family reunion, looking for a date.
 
2022-05-25 8:54:39 AM  
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2022-05-25 8:55:15 AM  
Bitter beermeth face!!!
 
2022-05-25 8:55:19 AM  
Kentucky is just a hideous place to live when it comes to health and dental care (among many things), and their politicians like Mitch and Rand (who is a farking PHYSICIAN, fer krissakes) don't give a wet fart about it.
 
2022-05-25 8:57:21 AM  
Toofwess.
 
2022-05-25 8:57:41 AM  

jakedata: How did a nice British girl like that get all the way from London to Kentucky?


She's one of the Kingsmen?
 
2022-05-25 9:01:12 AM  

jakedata: How did a nice British girl like that get all the way from London to Kentucky?


The City of London is located in Laurel County, Ky. With over 8,000 residents, London has been named the Cycling Capital of Kentucky

londonky.gov
 
2022-05-25 9:01:31 AM  
That's a terrible 27.
 
2022-05-25 9:03:16 AM  
I'm from Laurel County.  I can confirm that farky things have been going on there a very long time.
 
2022-05-25 9:04:01 AM  
I thought it was a samsquanch.
 
2022-05-25 9:06:04 AM  
Possible grandfather?
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2022-05-25 9:08:49 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: I thought it was a samsquanch.


We should send Chigg to investigate.
 
2022-05-25 9:14:21 AM  
There is not much to do in those small towns but smoke meth, have sex with your sister, go to church, and then talk about how minorities and liberals are destroying everything that is great about this country.

Oh and I forgot throwing rocks and shooting guns, but ammo is not cheap so they do not do as much as that as they pretend to do.
 
2022-05-25 9:16:26 AM  
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Teeth?  Where we're going, we don't need teeth
 
2022-05-25 9:20:19 AM  

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Resting Bubbles Face.


"Tiffany Renée Belt, 27, of London"

I thought she looked British!
 
2022-05-25 9:21:51 AM  
Mike Smith's old band Sandbox would have been touring in support of their one hit 27 years ago, so...

Sandbox - Curious - 1995
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2022-05-25 9:26:59 AM  

jakedata: How did a nice British girl like that get all the way from London to Kentucky?


London KY is in Laurel County.  Coincidence???
 
2022-05-25 9:28:09 AM  
I'm pretty sure she's from this family...

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2022-05-25 9:35:06 AM  

sid244: Possible grandfather?
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Grandfather, cousin, half brother...
 
2022-05-25 9:47:52 AM  

beezeltown: I bet she's single.


Bet she's not. All you need is assertiveness and low standards.
 
2022-05-25 9:57:25 AM  
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2022-05-25 9:59:29 AM  

nucal: I'm surprised she lasted 4 months at Sonic


Rumor has it she was fired for taking too many whip it's from the whipped cream cans.

4 months at ANY fast food place is like an eternity to some.

probably took Sonic 4 months to train her on how to fry the french fries.

"See, you turn on the heater to the oil, wait until it gets hot enough and dump some fries into the basket. No, no, don't use your hands, wait...here, you need to open the bag of frozen fries first, then pour in a little bit. Wait, you added too many, what the heck are you doing? No, no, no...you're doing it wrong...here, just stand over there, I'll do it..geez!"

yeah...fast food work. Never. Not even once.
 
2022-05-25 10:00:03 AM  

beezeltown: sid244: Possible grandfather?
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Grandfather, cousin, half brother...


Yeah, they keep it closer in that area.
 
2022-05-25 10:34:45 AM  
I'll just leave this one here:
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                        Abandon all hope Ye who enter here
 
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