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(KFDM Port Arthur)   Mad Man runs over Galveston police sergeant John Hamm during Go Topless week. Christina Hendricks sadly unavailable for comment   (kfdm.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Community rallies, Galveston County, Texas, Greater Houston, Galveston County Sergeant, Galveston, Texas  
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2892 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 May 2022 at 4:30 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-25 3:22:07 AM  
I get the feeling Galveston is going to rethink this party next year.
 
2022-05-25 4:37:57 AM  
Hamm became Bacon.
 
2022-05-25 4:46:19 AM  
I think it's worth asking Ms. Hendricks whether she has a comment or two.
 
2022-05-25 4:51:12 AM  

logic523: I think it's worth asking Ms. Hendricks whether she has a comment or two.


In order to minimize the disruption to her day, perhaps we can ask for her thoughts while she is jumping rope or during dine other form of vigorous exercise...
 
2022-05-25 4:57:23 AM  

logic523: I think it's worth asking Ms. Hendricks whether she has a comment or two.


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2022-05-25 5:04:04 AM  
We still need a Texas tag

/More every day, it seems
 
2022-05-25 5:38:21 AM  
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2022-05-25 5:49:54 AM  
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A topless week? Why was I not informed?
 
2022-05-25 6:18:50 AM  

Paddy: [media2.houstonpress.com image 850x614]

A topless week? Why was I not informed?


That's a pretty bad scar, she should sue her plastic surgeon.
 
2022-05-25 6:43:14 AM  
The Sheriff says one woman was shot in the buttocks Saturday on Crystal Beach

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2022-05-25 6:50:29 AM  

wildcardjack: I get the feeling Galveston is going to rethink this party next year.


Galveston oh Galveston...

/had that 45 when I was a kid..
 
2022-05-25 7:19:28 AM  
Jeep topless week? I was going to drop the top yesterday, but when the sunlight hit me I started to hear sizzling noises and decided against it.
 
2022-05-25 7:24:03 AM  
Well we're all going to the special hell...

/A SPECIAL HELL!
 
2022-05-25 7:43:30 AM  

Paddy: [media2.houstonpress.com image 850x614]

A topless week? Why was I not informed?


Well, this is first time in my life where staring at an underboob leaves me frustrated.
/I can't make out the writing. (what's that font anyway's?)
//cue the "Blade Runner" enhance scene.
 
2022-05-25 7:45:31 AM  
His he dead?
 
2022-05-25 8:01:05 AM  

resident dystopian: Paddy: [media2.houstonpress.com image 850x614]

A topless week? Why was I not informed?

Well, this is first time in my life where staring at an underboob leaves me frustrated.
/I can't make out the writing. (what's that font anyway's?)
//cue the "Blade Runner" enhance scene.


<unknown word - maybe "you're">  only as sick as your secrets
 
2022-05-25 8:25:18 AM  

runbuh: resident dystopian: Paddy: [media2.houstonpress.com image 850x614]

A topless week? Why was I not informed?

Well, this is first time in my life where staring at an underboob leaves me frustrated.
/I can't make out the writing. (what's that font anyway's?)
//cue the "Blade Runner" enhance scene.

<unknown word - maybe "you're">  only as sick as your secrets


I thought it was "something, something, just desserts".
 
2022-05-25 8:28:11 AM  
 
2022-05-25 9:13:45 AM  
Jon Hamm's John Ham - Saturday Night Live
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2022-05-25 10:07:36 AM  
All I got was an embedded page error popup from alert.net.
 
2022-05-25 10:20:54 AM  
I love this shiat.  We don't even need to wait for civil  society to fail because of our greed--we're just going to buy our way to anarchy and civil breakdown.  The Jeepers already ruined Moab, now they're expanded, as one does. What ELSE do we do?  ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

There has been a significant increase in the size of the crowds this year, additional resources to support those already in place have been requested to ensure that emergency services are available for the protection of both the first responders and residents of the Bolivar Peninsula.

You just can't wait, can you?  These are the people on Fark who tell you, "You must be a lot of fun at parties."  Your fun is no fun at all, just an exercise in gluttony.
Only in 'Murica.
 
2022-05-25 10:59:19 AM  
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2022-05-25 12:16:20 PM  
Terrible place for a party. There's far more action at crystal lake.
 
2022-05-25 12:28:13 PM  
Nearly wen thru the windshield ? Wasn't wearing a seat belt ?
 
2022-05-25 12:32:27 PM  
I'm not a physicist or accident recreation specialist, but I do understand grammar enough to know if someone almost goes through the windshield, they were clearly run "into" and not "over" (unless the vehicle was inverted and skidding on it's roof).
 
2022-05-25 12:49:44 PM  

Paddy: [media2.houstonpress.com image 850x614]

A topless week? Why was I not informed?

That's a pretty bad scar, she should sue her plastic surgeon.


Is that Sacheen LittleFeather?
 
2022-05-25 3:58:10 PM  

A_Listless_Wanderer: Well we're all going to the special hell...

/A SPECIAL HELL!


Completely worth it.

/Call me Christina.
 
2022-05-25 7:44:43 PM  
CANDY BARS
 
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