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2022-05-24 9:34:02 PM  
All 4 of these people feel like assholes.

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2022-05-24 10:00:06 PM  

thorpe: All 4 of these people feel like assholes.

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I question if it was their choice, or something management decided to do to prove it's a "Fun and quirky work environment!"
 
2022-05-24 10:15:22 PM  
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I would love to dress up in one of these and go sit down in the seafood section at a grocery store.
squid games!
 
2022-05-24 10:36:54 PM  
I'd like one of these. Just one night I'd love to dream what dogs dream, when their paws start twitching and they start yipping. This looks like the spot to do it.

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I'll catch that deer this time, I swear.
 
2022-05-24 11:31:48 PM  
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2022-05-24 11:55:16 PM  
There's so many of those things I want.
 
2022-05-25 1:02:00 AM  
My friend's ex-husband is moving to a house that has a lazy river pool. Difficulty: Buffalo, NY.
 
2022-05-25 1:49:16 AM  
Hey, it beats collecting 2nd amendment participation trophies.
 
2022-05-25 1:50:44 AM  

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Can I get that in a bluetooth?
 
2022-05-25 1:56:54 AM  
King sized bed with carp on all sides... I know my feet regularly go off the edge on mine, I'd be waking up with stubbed toes and scrapes all the time.
 
2022-05-25 1:59:47 AM  
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I'm totally getting this and riding it around Mission Bay squirting random paddle boarders off their boards! I wonder if it has a cup holder for my beer!
 
2022-05-25 2:00:35 AM  
I always see tables like that puzzle table where the middle is sunken in and I can't fathom how that would be desirable. Having to hang your hands and arms into the table for hours while working on a jigsaw puzzle or playing games sounds uncomfortable.

At least Simone Giertz' puzzle table lifted the center up once the top was removed.

/ the octopus cup holder was pretty cute
 
2022-05-25 2:15:02 AM  
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2022-05-25 2:15:41 AM  
Guess I'm lucky; I need none of those things
 
2022-05-25 2:20:59 AM  
"I'll take 'Things that will break after their first use' for $200 Alex"
 
2022-05-25 2:21:07 AM  
Personally that whole list is full off gimmicky stuff which you will get tired of pretty soon. Except maybe that Burrito to Taco device. That could be of some use.
 
2022-05-25 2:28:35 AM  

Grumpy Cat: My friend's ex-husband is moving to a house that has a lazy river pool. Difficulty: Buffalo, NY.


I'm sure he'll enjoy that all summer long. All 20 hours of it.
 
2022-05-25 2:29:48 AM  
They forgot one.

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2022-05-25 2:33:51 AM  

70Ford: They forgot one.

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My parents live next to a lake and I would love to sit in that with a six pack.
 
2022-05-25 2:39:17 AM  
If the flame is waterproof it can double as a hot tub during winter!

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2022-05-25 2:39:20 AM  
Since I have no bed I could use that dog napper. I'd have to fight my cats for it though.
 
2022-05-25 2:49:37 AM  

Dr. DJ Duckhunt: Since I have no bed I could use that dog napper. I'd have to fight my cats for it though.


My cat would be like "Well about damn time you humans got with the program,"
 
2022-05-25 2:54:00 AM  

thorpe: I'd like one of these. Just one night I'd love to dream what dogs dream, when their paws start twitching and they start yipping. This looks like the spot to do it.

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I'll catch that deer this time, I swear.


Be careful that you don't wake up licking your own genitals.

Or do lick them if you like. It's your life. And your spine.
 
2022-05-25 3:04:09 AM  
The one for the 'needy' dog is Youtuber Simone Giertz and her three legged dog.  The dog isn't particularly needy.  It gets around fine on three legs.  She also had a puzzle table too, but I'm not sure if that's hers.
 
2022-05-25 3:19:03 AM  

Dr. DJ Duckhunt: Since I have no bed I could use that dog napper. I'd have to fight my cats for it though.


It kind of sounds like you could actually use a bed.
 
2022-05-25 3:31:18 AM  

tasteme: [Fark user image 500x379]
I would love to dress up in one of these and go sit down in the seafood section at a grocery store.
squid games!


Reminds me of that episode of "Family Guy". You know Octo Stewie.
 
2022-05-25 3:36:34 AM  

tasteme: [Fark user image 500x379]
I would love to dress up in one of these and go sit down in the seafood section at a grocery store.
squid games!


Careful.

People might think you are some kind of creepy cephalopedo.
 
2022-05-25 3:37:02 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: If the flame is waterproof it can double as a hot tub during winter!

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Or you won't get heat at all.

That is, until someone lights a cigarette and the whole block disappears.
 
2022-05-25 4:08:37 AM  

Grumpy Cat: Difficulty: Buffalo, NY.


Hey, f*ck you.


Madman drummers bummers: Grumpy Cat: My friend's ex-husband is moving to a house that has a lazy river pool. Difficulty: Buffalo, NY.

I'm sure he'll enjoy that all summer long. All 20 hours of it.


And you too.
 
2022-05-25 4:41:05 AM  

bisi: Dr. DJ Duckhunt: Since I have no bed I could use that dog napper. I'd have to fight my cats for it though.

It kind of sounds like you could actually use a bed.


Yeah, probably.
 
2022-05-25 4:50:12 AM  

thorpe: I'd like one of these. Just one night I'd love to dream what dogs dream, when their paws start twitching and they start yipping. This looks like the spot to do it.

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I'll catch that deer this time, I swear.


Wait, wait... you mean if I get a giant pet bed, it doesn't guarantee that an attractive but sleepy Asian woman will volunteer to be my pet?
 
2022-05-25 5:00:20 AM  

thorpe: I'd like one of these. Just one night I'd love to dream what dogs dream, when their paws start twitching and they start yipping. This looks like the spot to do it.

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I'll catch that deer this time, I swear.


I will ask my daughter, she made me buy her a dog bed when she was 13.
 
2022-05-25 5:15:29 AM  
One of those is literally a random project that Simone Giertz made...
 
2022-05-25 5:54:32 AM  
Gordon Bennett:

Be careful that you don't wake up licking your own genitals.

Or do lick them if you like. It's your life. And your spine.


Dude, you make this comment in every thread, even in the Pol tab.  I'm starting to wonder.
 
2022-05-25 5:57:08 AM  
It might take a bit more scrolling to find a gem for your tastes, but I've enjoyed the site https://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/
It links to a wide range of products from affordable to outrageous; stupid to tempting to useful.
 
2022-05-25 7:24:03 AM  
That list seemed a little "octopus heavy" .....
 
2022-05-25 7:28:39 AM  

jaivirtualcard: Personally that whole list is full off gimmicky stuff which you will get tired of pretty soon. Except maybe that Burrito to Taco device. That could be of some use.


It's also not a real product.  That's taken from a reddit post "I invent fake things"
 
2022-05-25 7:32:45 AM  

IRestoreFurniture: jaivirtualcard: Personally that whole list is full off gimmicky stuff which you will get tired of pretty soon. Except maybe that Burrito to Taco device. That could be of some use.

It's also not a real product.  That's taken from a reddit post "I invent fake things"


https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/uj5rc7/i_design_fake_products_and_today_im_created_the
 
2022-05-25 7:39:10 AM  

Grumpy Cat: My friend's ex-husband is moving to a house that has a lazy river pool. Difficulty: Buffalo, NY.


Nothing beats floating down a lazy river with 🥃. I had to quit drinking and I need like an spf 99.
 
2022-05-25 7:43:12 AM  
I have #21, the hammock camp chair is pretty amazing.
 
2022-05-25 7:55:16 AM  

amigafin: That list seemed a little "octopus heavy" .....


Not octopus enough.
 
2022-05-25 8:33:20 AM  

hva5hiaa: It might take a bit more scrolling to find a gem for your tastes, but I've enjoyed the site https://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/
It links to a wide range of products from affordable to outrageous; stupid to tempting to useful.


Fancy Island Vacation
Penis Prop
Fancy Island Vacation
Survival Gear/Knife
Penis Prop
Penis Prop
Survival Gear/Knife
Penis Prop
Penis Prop
Penis Prop
 
2022-05-25 8:38:35 AM  

70Ford: They forgot one.

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In the unlikely event of a Russian tank invasion, your horn doubles as an anti-armor rocket!
 
2022-05-25 9:06:22 AM  

Grumpy Cat: My friend's ex-husband is moving to a house that has a lazy river pool. Difficulty: Buffalo, NY.


Hate to break it to him, but that's an ice skating oval.
 
2022-05-25 9:23:11 AM  
Some of those things are for rich white people so fark that and them.

I do want that pet chair for my wife though. The cats keep climbing on her desk when she's working and that chair would be perfect for her.

I wish I had the space for a workshop so that I could make cool stuff like.
I also wish I had some semblance of skill so that I could actually use the tools in that workshop I wish I had so that I could make cool stuff like that.
 
2022-05-25 9:45:19 AM  
A personal lazy river / toilet truly would be a dream come true.
 
2022-05-25 10:17:42 AM  

thorpe: All 4 of these people feel like assholes.

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Hangs head in shame.  I first read that as "Your" rather than "Yoga".
 
2022-05-25 10:22:23 AM  

tasteme: [Fark user image 500x379]
I would love to dress up in one of these and go sit down in the seafood section at a grocery store.
squid games!


So when we play squid games we get squid prizes?
 
2022-05-25 12:42:50 PM  

HoratioGates: The one for the 'needy' dog is Youtuber Simone Giertz and her three legged dog.  The dog isn't particularly needy.  It gets around fine on three legs.  She also had a puzzle table too, but I'm not sure if that's hers.


"Needy" as in "wanting attention all the time". It's the word Simone used.
I built a chair for dogs that always want to sit next to you
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2022-05-25 1:24:16 PM  

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I'm totally getting this and riding it around Mission Bay squirting random paddle boarders off their boards! I wonder if it has a cup holder for my beer!


And when you're tired of it just paint a Z on it and a inflatable tractor will be right there to haul it away!
 
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