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(ABC News)   Heisman Trophy winner Herschel Walker wins Georgia primary race for Senate   (abcnews.go.com) divider line
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2022-05-24 7:57:19 PM  
Also looks like MTG will get more time in the House.

Y'all be hopeless.
 
2022-05-24 8:00:06 PM  
Yeah, OK, Georgia.  You deserve what you f*cking get.
 
2022-05-24 8:02:27 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Yeah, OK, Georgia.  You deserve what you f*cking get.



yeah, but the rest of us don't
 
2022-05-24 8:02:40 PM  
Sure, but will he remember that tomorrow?
 
2022-05-24 8:03:38 PM  
He's got the dain bramage.
 
2022-05-24 8:17:00 PM  
So congratulations to Sen. Warnock being reelected to serve a full term. (a little early but will hold up)
Kemp winning by 50 points is kinda funny. Abrams will win this fall and not cheated out of it this fall.
 
2022-05-24 8:18:31 PM  
Oh, lol.
 
2022-05-24 8:30:04 PM  
I see that Georgia has open primaries.  Interesting.
 
2022-05-24 8:31:07 PM  
Somebody wake him up and tell him yet?
 
2022-05-24 8:31:35 PM  
I feel this will not work out for the GOP. Could be wrong, but he's far too flawed to secure anything. Roy Moore-level of farked up.
 
2022-05-24 8:36:49 PM  
Which one of his multiple personalities won?
 
2022-05-24 8:40:54 PM  
I told you guys to vote for Kelvin King.  I've seen him naked and he has a huge penis.  I can only do so much.
 
2022-05-24 8:48:54 PM  
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brand name wins every time
Pavlov salivating at the door should have told ya
 
2022-05-24 8:49:38 PM  
I can't wait to see the debate with Walker and Warnock though.  It won't make any true GOPers change their vote, but, anyone not that down the rabbit hole will have to see how poor he will almost certainly do in the debate.
 
2022-05-24 8:52:39 PM  

dletter: I can't wait to see the debate with Walker and Warnock though.  It won't make any true GOPers change their vote, but, anyone not that down the rabbit hole will have to see how poor he will almost certainly do in the debate.


Republicans official policy is not to do any debates. Republicans are cowards
 
2022-05-24 8:55:15 PM  
Total Estimated To Be Early/Absentee: 48%

Rigged, obviously.
 
2022-05-24 9:06:45 PM  
Hershel Walker has a very serious mental illness.  He's been very open and an advocate about it and I applaud him for this, but he has no business being a US Senator.  None.
 
2022-05-24 9:07:49 PM  
He was a hall of fame 'Dawg, of course he won.  Did you hear the nonsense he was spouting?  Those racists couldn't believe a black dude was saying it and voted for him right away!
 
2022-05-24 9:08:04 PM  
Oh good, Georgia's going to send a genuine r-word to Congress this time!
 
2022-05-24 9:08:06 PM  

foo monkey: Hershel Walker has a very serious mental illness.  He's been very open and an advocate about it and I applaud him for this, but he has no business being a US Senator.  None.


He's being taken advantage of.
 
2022-05-24 9:08:46 PM  

dletter: I can't wait to see the debate with Walker and Warnock though.  It won't make any true GOPers change their vote, but, anyone not that down the rabbit hole will have to see how poor he will almost certainly do in the debate.


Why would Walker debate Warnock? The GOP has already explicitly stated that their intent is to no longer participate in debates. "Debates" as we know them will never exist again between parties, it's always far too devastating to Republicans.

Why do a debate when you can just do a softball interview with Right Wing media where they allow you to blatantly lie about things like "Trump never said the election was stolen" with no pushback?
 
2022-05-24 9:09:15 PM  

foo monkey: I told you guys to vote for Kelvin King.  I've seen him naked and he has a huge penis.  I can only do so much.


while that may be one metric to measure a candidate, I don't think it is the best one.
 
2022-05-24 9:10:03 PM  

foo monkey: Hershel Walker has a very serious mental illness.  He's been very open and an advocate about it and I applaud him for this, but he has no business being a US Senator.  None.


In the Senate he'll have the company and support he needs.
 
2022-05-24 9:10:43 PM  

eurotrader: So congratulations to Sen. Warnock being reelected to serve a full term. (a little early but will hold up)
Kemp winning by 50 points is kinda funny. Abrams will win this fall and not cheated out of it this fall.


You have more confidence than I do.

foo monkey: I told you guys to vote for Kelvin King.  I've seen him naked and he has a huge penis.  I can only do so much.


What in the...
 
2022-05-24 9:11:26 PM  

The Homer Tax: dletter: I can't wait to see the debate with Walker and Warnock though.  It won't make any true GOPers change their vote, but, anyone not that down the rabbit hole will have to see how poor he will almost certainly do in the debate.

Why would Walker debate Warnock? The GOP has already explicitly stated that their intent is to no longer participate in debates. "Debates" as we know them will never exist again between parties, it's always far too devastating to Republicans.

Why do a debate when you can just do a softball interview with Right Wing media where they allow you to blatantly lie about things like "Trump never said the election was stolen" with no pushback?


Georgia Democrats should run that in a commercial, cut in with Trump talking about the stolen election, and have a caption saying "Is he stupid or is he lying?  Does it really make a difference?"
 
2022-05-24 9:11:38 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Yeah, OK, Georgia.  You deserve what you f*cking get.


Georgia delivered two years of slim Senate control. Manchin and Sinema are terrible, but at least McConnell was on the sidelines.
 
2022-05-24 9:11:51 PM  
He was good at the sportsball. He'll be a wonderful senator!
 
2022-05-24 9:12:41 PM  

Rattlesnake Rattles Me: He's being taken advantage of.


Nope, sorry he doesn't get off that easy.

fark him. He's an evil asshole who knows exactly what he's doing. He doesn't get a damn pass because he has serious mental illness. If he *knows* he has a serious mental illness and is still running for office rather than getting the major therapy that he needs, then double fark him. That he's doing it to advance the craven, soulless, inhuman GOP agenda? Triple fark him.

Stop giving bad people passes for the bad things that they do. He is an adult who makes choices for himself. he needs to get up every day and choose to be an evil asshole, no one is forcing him to do so. fark Herschel Walker.
 
2022-05-24 9:13:12 PM  
What the hell has MTG done for her district?

Thanks Georgia.
 
2022-05-24 9:14:05 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: What the hell has MTG done for her district?

Thanks Georgia.


Be a Nazi. It's what they elected her to do.

Because being a Nazi is inexplicably legal in the US.
 
2022-05-24 9:14:24 PM  

The Homer Tax: dletter: I can't wait to see the debate with Walker and Warnock though.  It won't make any true GOPers change their vote, but, anyone not that down the rabbit hole will have to see how poor he will almost certainly do in the debate.

Why would Walker debate Warnock? The GOP has already explicitly stated that their intent is to no longer participate in debates. "Debates" as we know them will never exist again between parties, it's always far too devastating to Republicans.

Why do a debate when you can just do a softball interview with Right Wing media where they allow you to blatantly lie about things like "Trump never said the election was stolen" with no pushback?


And the "liberal" networks will regurgitate what the right wing networks said.
 
2022-05-24 9:15:17 PM  
Hahahahaha this November is going to be a shiatshow down there.  I feel so bad for the folks who watch local TV, the ads are going to be excruciating.
 
2022-05-24 9:16:41 PM  

puffy999: And the "liberal" networks will regurgitate what the right wing networks said.


...and if you accurately label the lies that the liar said as lies with factual evidence in support, they will call you "divisive."
 
2022-05-24 9:16:49 PM  

Bonzo_1116: Hahahahaha this November is going to be a shiatshow down there.  I feel so bad for the folks who watch local TV, the ads are going to be excruciating.


It's going to be a shiat show everywhere this November. I expect at least one active shooter situation at a voting precinct on election day.
 
2022-05-24 9:16:53 PM  

OhioUGrad: eurotrader: So congratulations to Sen. Warnock being reelected to serve a full term. (a little early but will hold up)
Kemp winning by 50 points is kinda funny. Abrams will win this fall and not cheated out of it this fall.

You have more confidence than I do.

foo monkey: I told you guys to vote for Kelvin King.  I've seen him naked and he has a huge penis.  I can only do so much.

What in the...


Stacy Abrams has done some awesome get out the vote organization. Abrams wins with Warnock.  Was on a PP national call today and the numbers of people saying the evil that is republicans has to stop is bigger than coverage in national media reports
 
2022-05-24 9:16:54 PM  

foo monkey: Hershel Walker has a very serious mental illness.  He's been very open and an advocate about it and I applaud him for this, but he has no business being a US Senator.  None.


So do most Republican Senators, who are sociopaths and are compulsive liars. Hershel would fit perfectly in their caucus.
 
2022-05-24 9:17:20 PM  

Bonzo_1116: Hahahahaha this November is going to be a shiatshow down there.  I feel so bad for the folks who watch local TV, the ads are going to be excruciating.


Tell me about it.
 
2022-05-24 9:17:35 PM  
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2022-05-24 9:18:08 PM  
Walker is the perfect combination of smug, arrogant, and really ignorant and stupid.  Republicans love people who speak drivel with absolute confidence, and think people who correct these morons are are edumicated elitists
 
2022-05-24 9:18:59 PM  
How does he know he won if the election itself hasn't told him?
 
2022-05-24 9:19:14 PM  
He's so excited that he can't wait to get home to his wife and kids so he can hold a loaded gun to their heads in celebration.
 
2022-05-24 9:19:18 PM  
are Democrats even running?
 
2022-05-24 9:19:31 PM  
You liberals claim to be so accepting of diversity, but when Republicans field a candidate with diverse brain injuries and disorders, you're all against him. Typical.
 
2022-05-24 9:20:32 PM  
That looks like a solid play for the Democrats. False start, ten yard penalty, still first down.
 
2022-05-24 9:20:46 PM  

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If he wasn't a felon, he'd be a killer candidate...

/runs
 
2022-05-24 9:20:53 PM  

DarnoKonrad: are Democrats even running?


They're banned from the ballot there.
 
2022-05-24 9:21:11 PM  

DarnoKonrad: are Democrats even running?


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2022-05-24 9:21:24 PM  
GOP is curb stomping Dems in the returns.
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2022-05-24 9:21:55 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Oh good, Georgia's going to send a genuine r-word to Congress this time!


They sent Empty G last time. Looks like they will send her again.
 
2022-05-24 9:22:35 PM  

DarnoKonrad: are Democrats even running?


Not in the primaries against Republicans.
 
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