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2022-05-24 6:21:26 PM  
Hey, it's Tuesday!
 
2022-05-24 8:16:50 PM  
Wednesday

crypticsatellite: Hey, it's Tuesday!


The free Herod newspaper paper in my driveway used to come on Tuesday but now it comes on Wednesday.
It contains the Lidl and Plublix ads of the following week. I am so glad I could contribute to this link. Also why the farking hell does water freeze to a solid and expand instead of shrink like every other farking thing on earth should? Any ideas?
 
2022-05-24 8:36:50 PM  

ruudbob: Wednesdaycrypticsatellite: Hey, it's Tuesday!

The free Herod newspaper paper in my driveway used to come on Tuesday but now it comes on Wednesday.
It contains the Lidl and Plublix ads of the following week. I am so glad I could contribute to this link. Also why the farking hell does water freeze to a solid and expand instead of shrink like every other farking thing on earth should? Any ideas?


Frozen water adopts a crystalline structure that is less dense.
 
2022-05-24 8:54:22 PM  

ruudbob: Wednesdaycrypticsatellite: Hey, it's Tuesday!

The free Herod newspaper paper in my driveway used to come on Tuesday but now it comes on Wednesday.
It contains the Lidl and Plublix ads of the following week. I am so glad I could contribute to this link. Also why the farking hell does water freeze to a solid and expand instead of shrink like every other farking thing on earth should? Any ideas?


Fractal water molecules are hiding space ether inside, delivering food to penguins from the space between stars.  As the water expands the space ether is released.  Have you ever seen a starving penguin?  Quod Erat Demonstradom.
 
2022-05-24 8:55:05 PM  

ruudbob: I am so glad I could contribute to this link.


me too.
 
2022-05-24 8:55:41 PM  

IronTom: ruudbob: I am so glad I could contribute to this link.

me too.


I'm on the Travel Channel show.
 
2022-05-24 9:00:27 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: ruudbob: I am so glad I could contribute to this link.

me too.

I'm on the Travel Channel show.


Good idea.  I'll go find a way to watch.  I'm laying around, haven't eaten in three days, lost 11 pounds.  And both feet have huge blisters from a rock concert I went to on, um, Thursday, Rockville in Dayontna Beach, a four day concert.  The two main stages were about a 1/2 mile from each other, and you had 5 minutes to go from In This Moment, to Five Finger Death Punch, to Bad Wolves, etc. each on alternate stages.  By the time it got to Kiss, I was too beat to walk almost.  It was packed, but I might have caught something in the crowd.
 
2022-05-24 9:01:52 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: ruudbob: I am so glad I could contribute to this link.

me too.

I'm on the Travel Channel show.

Good idea.  I'll go find a way to watch.  I'm laying around, haven't eaten in three days, lost 11 pounds.  And both feet have huge blisters from a rock concert I went to on, um, Thursday, Rockville in Dayontna Beach, a four day concert.  The two main stages were about a 1/2 mile from each other, and you had 5 minutes to go from In This Moment, to Five Finger Death Punch, to Bad Wolves, etc. each on alternate stages.  By the time it got to Kiss, I was too beat to walk almost.  It was packed, but I might have caught something in the crowd.


Oh, no. You haven't eaten due to being sick? Like the flu?

Are you at least beginning to feel any better?
 
2022-05-24 9:02:18 PM  
An enormous beast with long white claws and glowing red eyes.
 
2022-05-24 9:07:06 PM  
Oooh, I like mysterious creatures living on the moor.
 
2022-05-24 9:08:10 PM  

IronTom: Oooh, I like mysterious creatures living on the moor.


"Stay off the moor!"
 
2022-05-24 9:08:39 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: ruudbob: I am so glad I could contribute to this link.

me too.

I'm on the Travel Channel show.

Good idea.  I'll go find a way to watch.  I'm laying around, haven't eaten in three days, lost 11 pounds.  And both feet have huge blisters from a rock concert I went to on, um, Thursday, Rockville in Dayontna Beach, a four day concert.  The two main stages were about a 1/2 mile from each other, and you had 5 minutes to go from In This Moment, to Five Finger Death Punch, to Bad Wolves, etc. each on alternate stages.  By the time it got to Kiss, I was too beat to walk almost.  It was packed, but I might have caught something in the crowd.

Oh, no. You haven't eaten due to being sick? Like the flu?

Are you at least beginning to feel any better?


No fever, thankfully  Some sort of illness for sure.  I just had a piece of pizza, so am hoping to digest it.  So yep, it must be the thread that brought me around.  It has been really crazy.
 
2022-05-24 9:10:50 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: Oooh, I like mysterious creatures living on the moor.

"Stay off the moor!"


GIS on creatures of the moor is really enjoyable:

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2022-05-24 9:11:00 PM  
Sippin' on some cannabis-infused grapefruit seltzer water. Quite refreshing!
 
2022-05-24 9:11:47 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: ruudbob: I am so glad I could contribute to this link.

me too.

I'm on the Travel Channel show.

Good idea.  I'll go find a way to watch.  I'm laying around, haven't eaten in three days, lost 11 pounds.  And both feet have huge blisters from a rock concert I went to on, um, Thursday, Rockville in Dayontna Beach, a four day concert.  The two main stages were about a 1/2 mile from each other, and you had 5 minutes to go from In This Moment, to Five Finger Death Punch, to Bad Wolves, etc. each on alternate stages.  By the time it got to Kiss, I was too beat to walk almost.  It was packed, but I might have caught something in the crowd.

Oh, no. You haven't eaten due to being sick? Like the flu?

Are you at least beginning to feel any better?

No fever, thankfully  Some sort of illness for sure.  I just had a piece of pizza, so am hoping to digest it.  So yep, it must be the thread that brought me around.  It has been really crazy.


Yikes. I hope you feel better soon. And keep down the pizza.
 
2022-05-24 9:12:08 PM  

crypticsatellite: Sippin' on some cannabis-infused grapefruit seltzer water. Quite refreshing!


Hahhahaha, sounds like an experience.  So in about 20 minutes, you'll be flying?
 
2022-05-24 9:13:36 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: ruudbob: I am so glad I could contribute to this link.

me too.

I'm on the Travel Channel show.

Good idea.  I'll go find a way to watch.  I'm laying around, haven't eaten in three days, lost 11 pounds.  And both feet have huge blisters from a rock concert I went to on, um, Thursday, Rockville in Dayontna Beach, a four day concert.  The two main stages were about a 1/2 mile from each other, and you had 5 minutes to go from In This Moment, to Five Finger Death Punch, to Bad Wolves, etc. each on alternate stages.  By the time it got to Kiss, I was too beat to walk almost.  It was packed, but I might have caught something in the crowd.

Oh, no. You haven't eaten due to being sick? Like the flu?

Are you at least beginning to feel any better?

No fever, thankfully  Some sort of illness for sure.  I just had a piece of pizza, so am hoping to digest it.  So yep, it must be the thread that brought me around.  It has been really crazy.

Yikes. I hope you feel better soon. And keep down the pizza.


Thanks!  I was supposed to go to DC this weekend, but then this happened, and my dishwasher has leaked into all the cabinets, and I have to fix that and get a new kitchen.
 
2022-05-24 9:15:54 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: Sippin' on some cannabis-infused grapefruit seltzer water. Quite refreshing!

Hahhahaha, sounds like an experience.  So in about 20 minutes, you'll be flying?


Nah, it's only 5mg.
 
2022-05-24 9:16:43 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: ruudbob: I am so glad I could contribute to this link.

me too.

I'm on the Travel Channel show.

Good idea.  I'll go find a way to watch.  I'm laying around, haven't eaten in three days, lost 11 pounds.  And both feet have huge blisters from a rock concert I went to on, um, Thursday, Rockville in Dayontna Beach, a four day concert.  The two main stages were about a 1/2 mile from each other, and you had 5 minutes to go from In This Moment, to Five Finger Death Punch, to Bad Wolves, etc. each on alternate stages.  By the time it got to Kiss, I was too beat to walk almost.  It was packed, but I might have caught something in the crowd.

Oh, no. You haven't eaten due to being sick? Like the flu?

Are you at least beginning to feel any better?

No fever, thankfully  Some sort of illness for sure.  I just had a piece of pizza, so am hoping to digest it.  So yep, it must be the thread that brought me around.  It has been really crazy.

Yikes. I hope you feel better soon. And keep down the pizza.

Thanks!  I was supposed to go to DC this weekend, but then this happened, and my dishwasher has leaked into all the cabinets, and I have to fix that and get a new kitchen.


Oh, no. That really sucks. I have some kitchen ceiling work I have to eventually face.
 
2022-05-24 9:18:16 PM  
I found some time to make a couple updates to the Ecmo song, nothing earthshaking though.

UPDATED 5/21/2022: Begun mixing and balancing. Balanced drums, adjusted timbre on trumpets, and doubled them, as well as the tuba sound (Moog).
 
2022-05-24 9:20:02 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: Sippin' on some cannabis-infused grapefruit seltzer water. Quite refreshing!

Hahhahaha, sounds like an experience.  So in about 20 minutes, you'll be flying?

Nah, it's only 5mg.


Not sure how that relates to D8 dosage.  5mg would be unnoticeable.
 
2022-05-24 9:21:56 PM  
Having some more Mad Fiddler Flake.
 
2022-05-24 9:25:51 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: Sippin' on some cannabis-infused grapefruit seltzer water. Quite refreshing!

Hahhahaha, sounds like an experience.  So in about 20 minutes, you'll be flying?

Nah, it's only 5mg.

Not sure how that relates to D8 dosage.  5mg would be unnoticeable.


I'm talking 5mg activated THC.
 
2022-05-24 9:29:20 PM  

crypticsatellite: Having some more Mad Fiddler Flake.


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2022-05-24 9:30:23 PM  
METEOR OUTBURST POSSIBLE NEXT WEEK:Debris from a shattered comet is approaching Earth, and it could cause a meteor outburst on May 31st. Experts caution that this is an uncertain forecast. The shower could be a great storm, a complete dud, or almost anything in between. Whatever happens, sky watchers in North America will be in the right place to see it; the shower is expected to peak almost directly above southern California. Sky maps and more @ Spaceweather.com.
 
2022-05-24 9:31:14 PM  
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2022-05-24 9:31:49 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: Having some more Mad Fiddler Flake.

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Hahahaha, I shaved the beard.
 
2022-05-24 9:35:47 PM  

crypticsatellite: METEOR OUTBURST POSSIBLE NEXT WEEK:Debris from a shattered comet is approaching Earth, and it could cause a meteor outburst on May 31st. Experts caution that this is an uncertain forecast. The shower could be a great storm, a complete dud, or almost anything in between. Whatever happens, sky watchers in North America will be in the right place to see it; the shower is expected to peak almost directly above southern California. Sky maps and more @ Spaceweather.com.


Ooo.  Sounds great, if you  can avoid getting squashed by a meteor.

A book of mysterious knowledge I was just reading a few minutes ago says that people did not believe that meteors came from the sky up until a few hundred years ago, iirc, because Aristotle said that they did not.  He also said that the Earth is immovable and the center of the Universe, and that misconception persisted for millennia.
 
2022-05-24 9:37:42 PM  

crypticsatellite: [Fark user image 425x566]


0% D8.  There is a locally-legal D9 made from the <0.3% D9 THC in hemp iirc.

Is it refreshing?
 
2022-05-24 9:38:10 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: Having some more Mad Fiddler Flake.

[external-content.duckduckgo.com image 850x637]

Hahahaha, I shaved the beard.


Still have the hair?
 
2022-05-24 9:40:53 PM  
I bought a space simulator called, "Universe Sandbox," and it is amazingly cool.
 
2022-05-24 9:41:33 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: [Fark user image 425x566]

0% D8.  There is a locally-legal D9 made from the <0.3% D9 THC in hemp iirc.

Is it refreshing?


Indeed!
 
2022-05-24 9:41:44 PM  
My hair is down to my shoulders now, barely.

I was gonna cut it before going to DC, but now don't have to, which is also very good, since I got a sunburn on my scalp at the rock concert :)
 
2022-05-24 9:41:44 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: Having some more Mad Fiddler Flake.

[external-content.duckduckgo.com image 850x637]

Hahahaha, I shaved the beard.

Still have the hair?


No.
 
2022-05-24 9:49:21 PM  

crypticsatellite: I bought a space simulator called, "Universe Sandbox," and it is amazingly cool.


That looks awesome!!! You could really demonstrate the concept of Greenwich Spacetime (Or Colorado Spacetime, however it works out).
 
2022-05-24 9:50:26 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: I bought a space simulator called, "Universe Sandbox," and it is amazingly cool.

That looks awesome!!! You could really demonstrate the concept of Greenwich Spacetime (Or Colorado Spacetime, however it works out).


Yeah, you can do real system simulations with real physics.
 
2022-05-24 9:50:31 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: Having some more Mad Fiddler Flake.

[external-content.duckduckgo.com image 850x637]

Hahahaha, I shaved the beard.

Still have the hair?

No.


Wow, the end of an era.  Do I have to grow a beard now?  I hope noit, since it his 91 degrees out.
 
2022-05-24 9:56:41 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: I bought a space simulator called, "Universe Sandbox," and it is amazingly cool.

That looks awesome!!! You could really demonstrate the concept of Greenwich Spacetime (Or Colorado Spacetime, however it works out).

Yeah, you can do real system simulations with real physics.


Duude.

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Greenwich Spacetime:  at some time, t = 0, the center of the axes on top of the Royal Observatory In Greenwich England, is deemed as the center of the Universe, ( x = 0 [m], y = 0  [m], and z = 0 [m] ), and why not?  Then it stays fixed at that spot in space forever, and all items in the known Universe can be located.
 
2022-05-24 9:59:10 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: I bought a space simulator called, "Universe Sandbox," and it is amazingly cool.

That looks awesome!!! You could really demonstrate the concept of Greenwich Spacetime (Or Colorado Spacetime, however it works out).

Yeah, you can do real system simulations with real physics.

Duude.

[Fark user image 850x311]

Greenwich Spacetime:  at some time, t = 0, the center of the axes on top of the Royal Observatory In Greenwich England, is deemed as the center of the Universe, ( x = 0 [m], y = 0  [m], and z = 0 [m] ), and why not?  Then it stays fixed at that spot in space forever, and all items in the known Universe can be located.


Eureka!
 
2022-05-24 9:59:45 PM  
Oh, man, this doctor is a ghoul.
 
2022-05-24 10:00:11 PM  
"Illegal Dissection."
 
2022-05-24 10:01:25 PM  
Being dissected alive was a phobia that had never occurred to me. Until now.
 
2022-05-24 10:04:38 PM  
The Incredible Shrinking Skull!
 
2022-05-24 10:04:51 PM  
Here are the axes on top of the Royal Observatory at Greenwich.

Universe Sandbox is a great find.

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2022-05-24 10:05:11 PM  

crypticsatellite: The Incredible Shrinking Skull!


Smoking
 
2022-05-24 10:05:51 PM  

crypticsatellite: "Illegal Dissection."


A hideous crime.
 
2022-05-24 10:06:46 PM  

crypticsatellite: Being dissected alive was a phobia that had never occurred to me. Until now.


Oh, alive.  Yeah, that would be a problem.
 
2022-05-24 10:07:43 PM  
Oh, you see, it was only spontaneous human combustion, nothing to worry about, dissection-wise.
 
2022-05-24 10:08:53 PM  
Finally, creatures!
 
2022-05-24 10:11:06 PM  
The creature smells of sulfer, just like my hard cider.  I should call it Beast Cider.
 
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