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(Montana Standard)   Motel 6. We'll leave the clothes off for you   (mtstandard.com) divider line
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2022-05-24 10:39:36 PM  
According to the police report, a maintenance worker saw a naked Robel Lovel Howard, 34, of Butte leave his room.

Okay, guys. I'll get the lights.
 
2022-05-24 10:39:48 PM  
Staying in the motorhome was Sonnie Lee Holm, 45, of Butte.

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2022-05-24 10:41:43 PM  
"a maintenance worker saw a naked Robel Lovel Howard, 34, of Butte exit his room"

"This time, Howard, allegedly responded by head butting the maintenance worker and then returning to his room."

Needed to be said.
 
2022-05-24 10:44:04 PM  
Things are a little different in Montana.
 
2022-05-24 10:48:31 PM  
I forgot which comedian said this:

"Motel 6?  shiat...I would hate to see 1 through 5."
 
2022-05-24 10:49:57 PM  
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2022-05-24 10:55:18 PM  
That's why its called "Motel sex"
 
2022-05-24 10:58:24 PM  
Unusual things happen in Butte after dark.
 
2022-05-24 11:01:32 PM  
Most people going to a Motel Six are planning on getting naked (although autocarrot wanted to make that "baked" which isn't inaccurate either). They just usually stay in their rooms while having naked activities.
 
2022-05-24 11:03:13 PM  
Maybe he was hoping for surprise Butte sex.
 
2022-05-24 11:12:21 PM  
I'd expect nothing less in a report from the Butte police.
 
2022-05-24 11:20:14 PM  
Naked dude must have been Butte hurt about something.
 
2022-05-24 11:57:27 PM  
Naked hotel guest; aggravated DUI; driving stolen truck; thefts and disturbances

It would have been a lot cooler if all these had been one person doing these things all in the same day.
 
2022-05-25 12:38:20 AM  

WrongTrousers: Maybe he was hoping for surprise Butte sex.


I usually get  tired of seeing Butte-butt jokes as it gets old with time.  But yours was a winner.
 
2022-05-25 12:58:34 AM  

wooden_rooster: Things are a little different in Montana.


Really?  I would've liked to have seen it
 
2022-05-25 3:02:18 AM  
Having worked for a few hotels I have seen worse over the years.   I found a dead man once who had ODed and was in a bathtub fully clothed and the water flooded the room.   Lots of spousal abuse, drug addicts, and folks going through hard times.  Including a man who drank himself to death.  I have seen a car crash into a room twice - both times a jealous spouse looking for a cheating partner.   Children collected by the police that were kidnapped and children neglected to the point that child services needed to be called. If you want to view the best in humanity don't work at a hotel.  Besides the pay stinks and these days it is all Karen's screaming about how they will negatively review everything.

/working at a hotel now.  Had a great job in China and came home to visit before Covid.  Been stuck ever since.
//seriously - depressing stuff can be seen at hotels.
///I am not even working at a bad hotel.
 
2022-05-25 10:07:08 AM  

TheJadedJester: Having worked for a few hotels I have seen worse over the years.   I found a dead man once who had ODed and was in a bathtub fully clothed and the water flooded the room.   Lots of spousal abuse, drug addicts, and folks going through hard times.  Including a man who drank himself to death.  I have seen a car crash into a room twice - both times a jealous spouse looking for a cheating partner.   Children collected by the police that were kidnapped and children neglected to the point that child services needed to be called. If you want to view the best in humanity don't work at a hotel.  Besides the pay stinks and these days it is all Karen's screaming about how they will negatively review everything.
/working at a hotel now.  Had a great job in China and came home to visit before Covid.  Been stuck ever since.
//seriously - depressing stuff can be seen at hotels.
///I am not even working at a bad hotel.


My last job was at a motel.  It was sleaze city.   But even i wouldn't go near the Motel 6 in Butte.  We have some really scummy things going on in these motels.
Motels are  now the temporary homeless shelters.  These are the people who have nowhere to go, but scrape together enough money to get a room for a night.  Or they're doing something so scummy, they can't be at home.
 
2022-05-25 3:42:29 PM  

TheJadedJester: Having worked for a few hotels I have seen worse over the years.   I found a dead man once who had ODed and was in a bathtub fully clothed and the water flooded the room.   Lots of spousal abuse, drug addicts, and folks going through hard times.  Including a man who drank himself to death.  I have seen a car crash into a room twice - both times a jealous spouse looking for a cheating partner.   Children collected by the police that were kidnapped and children neglected to the point that child services needed to be called. If you want to view the best in humanity don't work at a hotel.  Besides the pay stinks and these days it is all Karen's screaming about how they will negatively review everything.

/working at a hotel now.  Had a great job in China and came home to visit before Covid.  Been stuck ever since.
//seriously - depressing stuff can be seen at hotels.
///I am not even working at a bad hotel.


...username check out, well done. I think.
 
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