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2022-05-24 3:29:31 PM  
Who cares about the kids?! ARE THE GUNS OK?!

/Just getting that out of the way...
 
2022-05-24 3:41:43 PM  
But this was in Texas.  Where was the good guy with a gun?  They're supposed to be all over that state.
 
2022-05-24 3:42:51 PM  

Neondistraction: But this was in Texas.  Where was the good guy with a gun?  They're supposed to be all over that state.


You answered your own question. This was in Texas. The shooter was the good guy.
 
2022-05-24 3:44:09 PM  

Neondistraction: But this was in Texas.  Where was the good guy with a gun?  They're supposed to be all over that state.


It was an elementary?

Where was the good third grader with a gun?
 
2022-05-24 3:45:19 PM  
Let's not rush to conclusions.

It might have a kindergartner protecting their crayons. In Texas, that is a clean shoot.
 
2022-05-24 3:45:46 PM  
Sacrifices for Moloch
 
2022-05-24 3:45:56 PM  

A_Flying_Toaster: Who cares about the kids?! ARE THE GUNS OK?!

/Just getting that out of the way...


That's so very crass of you.

Literally the ONLY thing that can improve these situations is more guns.  Lots more.  Orders of magnitude more.
 
2022-05-24 3:46:17 PM  
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2022-05-24 3:46:22 PM  

mojojoeo: Neondistraction: But this was in Texas.  Where was the good guy with a gun?  They're supposed to be all over that state.

It was an elementary?

Where was the good third grader with a gun?


If you read the article past the clickbait headline I guess it was near the school actually.
 
2022-05-24 3:47:30 PM  
I'm in Uvalde, just retired from the school district.    I've heard conflicting things, but looks like about 20 students hurt.  Now there's another one at the High School - about a block from my house.  Helicopters circling around, lots of sirens.
 
2022-05-24 3:47:38 PM  
Is this the politeness that I'm always hearing an armed society creates?
 
2022-05-24 3:47:55 PM  

mojojoeo: Neondistraction: But this was in Texas.  Where was the good guy with a gun?  They're supposed to be all over that state.

It was an elementary?

Where was the good third grader with a gun?


Aren't they supposed to have cans to through at shooters?
No one is this school plays little league?
 
2022-05-24 3:48:12 PM  
When does the betting open?

I want to put a twenty on "custody dispute"
 
2022-05-24 3:48:51 PM  

ToastmasterGeneral: A_Flying_Toaster: Who cares about the kids?! ARE THE GUNS OK?!

/Just getting that out of the way...

That's so very crass of you.

Literally the ONLY thing that can improve these situations is more guns.  Lots more.  Orders of magnitude more.


No.  WE HAVE TO ALL BECOME GUNS.  then and only then will we be safe.
 
2022-05-24 3:49:04 PM  
What's all the fuss?  Don't they have bullet proof backpacks??

Seriously, fark that guy.
 
2022-05-24 3:49:10 PM  
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Way to exercise that totally useful Second Amendment, Americans.
 
2022-05-24 3:49:40 PM  

cbuhler: I'm in Uvalde, just retired from the school district.    I've heard conflicting things, but looks like about 20 students hurt.  Now there's another one at the High School - about a block from my house.  Helicopters circling around, lots of sirens.


Well, this is confusing because the article says

"A school official clarified to ABC News that the shooting took place off campus, but Robb Elementary School was under lockdown."

And an adult and child so far hurt.
 
2022-05-24 3:49:40 PM  
Maybe if we start raising the price of gasoline every time there is a school shooting it might stop being "too soon" to talk about effective measures to prevent this sort of thing?
 
2022-05-24 3:49:52 PM  
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2022-05-24 3:49:53 PM  
Show and Tell? More like Show and Shoot.
 
2022-05-24 3:49:56 PM  

Neondistraction: But this was in Texas.  Where was the good guy with a gun?  They're supposed to be all over that state.


It was a gun-free zone.
 
2022-05-24 3:50:07 PM  

Intrepid00: mojojoeo: Neondistraction: But this was in Texas.  Where was the good guy with a gun?  They're supposed to be all over that state.

It was an elementary?

Where was the good third grader with a gun?

If you read the article past the clickbait headline I guess it was near the school actually.


?
A suspect has been taken into custody after an "active shooter" incident at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas, according to police.
-TFA
 
2022-05-24 3:50:48 PM  
The suspect barricaded himself inside the school before being taken into custody.

Well, at least they captured the white shooter.
 
2022-05-24 3:51:04 PM  

too_amuzed: What's all the fuss?  Don't they have bullet proof backpacks??

Seriously, fark that guy.


Becky last week argued that body armor should be made illegal. Keep up how farked up we are at addressing this crap.
 
2022-05-24 3:51:30 PM  

Bonzo_1116: When does the betting open?

I want to put a twenty on "custody dispute"


I'm going with "CRT"
 
2022-05-24 3:51:38 PM  

zoltan2000: [kubrick.htvapps.com image 752x427]


...please don't let that be a real thing

/it godsdamnfarking is, isn't it?
 
2022-05-24 3:51:47 PM  

Lurky McLurkerton: Intrepid00: mojojoeo: Neondistraction: But this was in Texas.  Where was the good guy with a gun?  They're supposed to be all over that state.

It was an elementary?

Where was the good third grader with a gun?

If you read the article past the clickbait headline I guess it was near the school actually.

?
A suspect has been taken into custody after an "active shooter" incident at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas, according to police.
-TFA


"A school official clarified to ABC News that the shooting took place off campus, but Robb Elementary School was under lockdown."

Also TFA.
 
2022-05-24 3:51:49 PM  

Lurky McLurkerton: Intrepid00: mojojoeo: Neondistraction: But this was in Texas.  Where was the good guy with a gun?  They're supposed to be all over that state.

It was an elementary?

Where was the good third grader with a gun?

If you read the article past the clickbait headline I guess it was near the school actually.

?
A suspect has been taken into custody after an "active shooter" incident at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas, according to police.
-TFA


...if you actually read the whole article it says exactly what you said it did. D'oh.
 
2022-05-24 3:52:05 PM  

Intrepid00: cbuhler: I'm in Uvalde, just retired from the school district.    I've heard conflicting things, but looks like about 20 students hurt.  Now there's another one at the High School - about a block from my house.  Helicopters circling around, lots of sirens.

Well, this is confusing because the article says

"A school official clarified to ABC News that the shooting took place off campus, but Robb Elementary School was under lockdown."

And an adult and child so far hurt.


That campus shooter was caught.  Looks like there's something going on at the High School too.  State troopers and local police all over this neighborhood, helicopters circling low.

This is so messed up.
 
2022-05-24 3:52:07 PM  
It's OK, because no women were having abortions.
 
2022-05-24 3:52:24 PM  
Sorry, kids. You don't have a right to live.
 
2022-05-24 3:52:40 PM  

Intrepid00: mojojoeo: Neondistraction: But this was in Texas.  Where was the good guy with a gun?  They're supposed to be all over that state.

It was an elementary?

Where was the good third grader with a gun?

If you read the article past the clickbait headline I guess it was near the school actually.


I guess technically the playground is near the school
 
2022-05-24 3:53:56 PM  
Just heard that there's another one at the JrHi.
 
2022-05-24 3:54:17 PM  

cbuhler: I'm in Uvalde, just retired from the school district.    I've heard conflicting things, but looks like about 20 students hurt.  Now there's another one at the High School - about a block from my house.  Helicopters circling around, lots of sirens.


Missed it by that much
 
2022-05-24 3:54:31 PM  

Zik-Zak: zoltan2000: [kubrick.htvapps.com image 752x427]

...please don't let that be a real thing

/it godsdamnfarking is, isn't it?


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2022-05-24 3:54:42 PM  

GardenWeasel: Intrepid00: mojojoeo: Neondistraction: But this was in Texas.  Where was the good guy with a gun?  They're supposed to be all over that state.

It was an elementary?

Where was the good third grader with a gun?

If you read the article past the clickbait headline I guess it was near the school actually.

I guess technically the playground is near the school


Don't mention the playground again, probation remember.
 
2022-05-24 3:54:59 PM  
I get a news alert from cnn about farking Bush the lesser but nothing on this...I guess this should be expected.  murdering children is accepted when done with a gun.
 
2022-05-24 3:55:14 PM  
Before the gun control crowd comes in and complains, just know that when it comes to us Texans, it's our God Given Write to shoot school children if we feel the need. I would right more, but y'all aren't that smart.

/damn rite
 
2022-05-24 3:55:21 PM  

Intrepid00: Lurky McLurkerton: Intrepid00: mojojoeo: Neondistraction: But this was in Texas.  Where was the good guy with a gun?  They're supposed to be all over that state.

It was an elementary?

Where was the good third grader with a gun?

If you read the article past the clickbait headline I guess it was near the school actually.

?
A suspect has been taken into custody after an "active shooter" incident at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas, according to police.
-TFA

"A school official clarified to ABC News that the shooting took place off campus, but Robb Elementary School was under lockdown."

Also TFA.


Yeah, that's a domestic, for sure.  Blasted momma and toddler at home, then off to get the kid(s) at school to finish the job.

/ pure spitballin'
 
2022-05-24 3:56:19 PM  
If the incident is over, it's not an "active shooter" incident.  The point of calling something an "active shooter" incident is to tell people that it is presently occurring and the danger persists.  This is like saying, "Last week the roads were closed due to a 'currently snowing' incident."  Farking dumb.
 
2022-05-24 3:56:59 PM  

Bonzo_1116: Intrepid00: Lurky McLurkerton: Intrepid00: mojojoeo: Neondistraction: But this was in Texas.  Where was the good guy with a gun?  They're supposed to be all over that state.

It was an elementary?

Where was the good third grader with a gun?

If you read the article past the clickbait headline I guess it was near the school actually.

?
A suspect has been taken into custody after an "active shooter" incident at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas, according to police.
-TFA

"A school official clarified to ABC News that the shooting took place off campus, but Robb Elementary School was under lockdown."

Also TFA.

Yeah, that's a domestic, for sure.  Blasted momma and toddler at home, then off to get the kid(s) at school to finish the job.

/ pure spitballin'


Eh, Qanon believer is always a possibility.  Pulling an Adam Lanza "if the kids are dead they can't be hurt".
 
2022-05-24 3:57:10 PM  

GardenWeasel: Zik-Zak: zoltan2000: [kubrick.htvapps.com image 752x427]

...please don't let that be a real thing

/it godsdamnfarking is, isn't it?

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And Miss-Zak's family wonders why we don't want kids. I can't even fathom what it's like to bury your own babies.
 
2022-05-24 3:57:25 PM  

pearls before swine: If the incident is over, it's not an "active shooter" incident.  The point of calling something an "active shooter" incident is to tell people that it is presently occurring and the danger persists.  This is like saying, "Last week the roads were closed due to a 'currently snowing' incident."  Farking dumb.


Assless chaps.

Go!
 
2022-05-24 3:57:38 PM  

Zik-Zak: zoltan2000: [kubrick.htvapps.com image 752x427]

...please don't let that be a real thing

/it godsdamnfarking is, isn't it?


That is a fake ad for a social media campaign

This is real

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2022-05-24 3:57:38 PM  

ToastmasterGeneral: A_Flying_Toaster: Who cares about the kids?! ARE THE GUNS OK?!

/Just getting that out of the way...

That's so very crass of you.

Literally the ONLY thing that can improve these situations is more guns.  Lots more.  Orders of magnitude more.


You are wrong, and possibly a godless heathen. Of course guns are central, but these kids need JESUS! Strap them into chairs and force feed them JESUS all day and all night.
 
2022-05-24 3:58:04 PM  

Lurky McLurkerton: Intrepid00: mojojoeo: Neondistraction: But this was in Texas.  Where was the good guy with a gun?  They're supposed to be all over that state.

It was an elementary?

Where was the good third grader with a gun?

If you read the article past the clickbait headline I guess it was near the school actually.

?
A suspect has been taken into custody after an "active shooter" incident at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas, according to police.
-TFA


So the shooter is white then
 
2022-05-24 3:59:10 PM  

WayneKerr: Before the gun control crowd comes in and complains, just know that when it comes to us Texans, it's our God Given Write to shoot school children if we feel the need. I would right more, but y'all aren't that smart.

/damn rite


It's population control. You never know when you might be charged by 30-50 feral children.
 
2022-05-24 3:59:41 PM  

cbuhler: Just heard that there's another one at the JrHi.


Article is being updated. Now says two children dead.
 
2022-05-24 4:00:43 PM  

GardenWeasel: WayneKerr: Before the gun control crowd comes in and complains, just know that when it comes to us Texans, it's our God Given Write to shoot school children if we feel the need. I would right more, but y'all aren't that smart.

/damn rite

It's population control. You never know when you might be charged by 30-50 feral children.


Population control is not self-defense, so I'm not sure what you are getting at. Being charged by children - yes, and even being made fun of. I will accept being called a fatty WHILE in elementary school, but not when walking my dog by the school. Words hurt, too. Words hurt, too.
 
2022-05-24 4:01:02 PM  
Welp that's just the price of freedom in 'merica.

/shiathole
 
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