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(Above the Law)   Although Duke still sucks, they are right about this one. "[I]t's not like Alito's career up to this point provided much to suggest he's some kind of deep legal thinker. "   (abovethelaw.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Planned Parenthood v. Casey, Supreme Court of the United States, Roe v. Wade, Samuel Alito, Samuel Alito's draft opinion, Supreme Court justice, John G. Roberts, Sandra Day O'Connor  
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2022-05-24 4:04:12 PM  
"So, it says here you clerked for the Supreme Court. How did that go?"
"It was a great honor and a great learning experience."
"No it wasn't. You clerked for Alito. We looked it up."
 
2022-05-24 10:49:27 PM  

aaronx: "So, it says here you clerked for the Supreme Court. How did that go?"
"It was a great honor and a great learning experience."
"No it wasn't. You clerked for Alito. We looked it up."


Counterpoint: the NTSB studies crashes a lot more than they study successful trips, and they still know a fark of a lot about cars and trucks.
 
2022-05-24 10:50:59 PM  
If we're mean to them, they'll just strip our rights harder.
 
2022-05-24 10:53:58 PM  
Duke Law School gave us Richard Nixon, Ken Starr, and Tucker Max.  They have a lot to apologize for.
 
2022-05-24 11:01:36 PM  

born_yesterday: If we're mean to them, they'll just strip our rights harder.


Yeah. I mean it doesn't really matter how flawed Alito's reasoning is. We can make fun of him. Poke holes in his logic. Post disparaging memes about him. It doesn't change anything. Roe is still getting overturned and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
 
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2022-05-24 11:08:46 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Duke Law School gave us Richard Nixon, Ken Starr, and Tucker Max.  They have a lot to apologize for.

Thinking of alumni in the news, the Dukies I think of are:
Rand Paul, the anti-mask doctor-senator who loves his conspiracy theories about the "China virus"
Stephen Miller, the architect of Trump's "kages for kids" policy.
Richard Nixon, need-I-say-more
Ken Jeong, noted comic
Adam Silver, NBA commissioner
Jay Bilas, noted basketball commentator.


Maybe Duke isn't a serious school.
 
2022-05-24 11:10:09 PM  

Weatherkiss: born_yesterday: If we're mean to them, they'll just strip our rights harder.

Yeah. I mean it doesn't really matter how flawed Alito's reasoning is. We can make fun of him. Poke holes in his logic. Post disparaging memes about him. It doesn't change anything. Roe is still getting overturned and there's nothing anyone can do about it.


2 people can do something about it.  Roberts can decide he doesn't want his name on the court that took away a right for religion and partisan politics, and Kavanaugh and can remember what it was like in college escaping parental responsibility by paying for a $300 abortion every once in a while.  Just those two is all it would take, and they'd catch hell for it, but they wouldn't be impeached and they can't be fired.
 
2022-05-24 11:16:12 PM  

Aquapope: Weatherkiss: born_yesterday: If we're mean to them, they'll just strip our rights harder.

Yeah. I mean it doesn't really matter how flawed Alito's reasoning is. We can make fun of him. Poke holes in his logic. Post disparaging memes about him. It doesn't change anything. Roe is still getting overturned and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

2 people can do something about it.  Roberts can decide he doesn't want his name on the court that took away a right for religion and partisan politics, and Kavanaugh and can remember what it was like in college escaping parental responsibility by paying for a $300 abortion every once in a while.  Just those two is all it would take, and they'd catch hell for it, but they wouldn't be impeached and they can't be fired.


Yes, perhaps two of the conservative Catholic justices will uphold abortion rights.
 
2022-05-24 11:56:29 PM  
Alito always looks like his next shiat isn't until July, no matter which month it currently is.
 
2022-05-25 12:04:22 AM  
I actually like Duke. Hey, better than rooting for UNC.
 
2022-05-25 12:20:35 AM  
Conservatives have never wanted rule of law. They want rule of them.
 
2022-05-25 12:44:17 AM  

etoof: Alito always looks like his next shiat isn't until July, no matter which month it currently is.


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2022-05-25 1:04:49 AM  

Weatherkiss: born_yesterday: If we're mean to them, they'll just strip our rights harder.

Yeah. I mean it doesn't really matter how flawed Alito's reasoning is. We can make fun of him. Poke holes in his logic. Post disparaging memes about him. It doesn't change anything. Roe is still getting overturned and there's nothing anyone can do about it.


Stop being mean to the justices.

Start being mean to everyone who associates wit them. Reveal all of their family's and friends' abortions and all other skeletons. Stop doing business with people who know them. Don't let any kids play with their friends' kids. Don't let their families eat in your restaurants or shop in your stores. Make it really inconvenient to be a friend of a SC justice.
 
2022-05-25 1:39:59 AM  

Weatherkiss: born_yesterday: If we're mean to them, they'll just strip our rights harder.

Yeah. I mean it doesn't really matter how flawed Alito's reasoning is. We can make fun of him. Poke holes in his logic. Post disparaging memes about him. It doesn't change anything. Roe is still getting overturned and there's nothing anyone can do about it.


Any one determined person could stop it.
 
2022-05-25 1:48:45 AM  
Not true!
 
2022-05-25 2:58:51 AM  

Weatherkiss: born_yesterday: If we're mean to them, they'll just strip our rights harder.

Yeah. I mean it doesn't really matter how flawed Alito's reasoning is. We can make fun of him. Poke holes in his logic. Post disparaging memes about him. It doesn't change anything. Roe is still getting overturned and there's nothing anyone can do about it.


There are things that can be done about it.

But we won't.
 
2022-05-25 5:24:44 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Tucker Max


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2022-05-25 5:28:31 AM  

austerity101: Weatherkiss: born_yesterday: If we're mean to them, they'll just strip our rights harder.

Yeah. I mean it doesn't really matter how flawed Alito's reasoning is. We can make fun of him. Poke holes in his logic. Post disparaging memes about him. It doesn't change anything. Roe is still getting overturned and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

There are things that can be done about it.

But we won't.


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