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(Forbes)   FBI finds ISIS planned to prune Shrub in Dallas   (forbes.com) divider line
    More: News, George W. Bush, Saddam Hussein, Iraq War, Iraq, 2003 invasion of Iraq, FBI search-warrant application, George H. W. Bush, surveillance of the alleged plotter  
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2022-05-24 12:51:55 PM  
Hmmmm...

In November 2021, the suspect revealed to the FBI insider the plot to assassinate Bush and asked the confidential source if he knew how to "obtain replica or fraudulent police and/or FBI identifications and badges" to help carry out the killing, and whether it was possible to smuggle the plotters out of the country the same way they came in after their mission was complete, according to the warrant.

Alleged police impersonators Arian Taherzadeh and Haider Ali claimed connection to Pakistani intelligence - The Washington Post
 
2022-05-24 1:23:53 PM  
He was their biggest recruiter.  Are we sure they weren't going to just give him an award?
 
2022-05-24 1:29:05 PM  
Ah good, I'm glad we're still finding ways to scaremonger about ISIS in the year of our lord 2022
 
2022-05-24 1:58:43 PM  

Codenamechaz: Ah good, I'm glad we're still finding ways to scaremonger about ISIS in the year of our lord 2022


And throw in INFILTRATE MEXICAN BORDER OOGA BOOGA while they are at it.
 
2022-05-24 2:11:54 PM  
This can't be right.  I was assured time and time again that ISIS had been completely destroyed, personally, by the orange manbaby
 
2022-05-24 2:17:03 PM  
Please don't, he's already on the path to bring rehabilitated by people with short memories. This would beatify him
 
2022-05-24 2:21:38 PM  

Slaxl: Please don't, he's already on the path to bring rehabilitated by people with short memories. This would beatify him


It's astonishing to see how many people, idiots all, want to accept a new version of this absolutely meritless asshole that ignores everything he did while in office and instead embraces the idea of an aging statesman who paints and secretly passes candy to Michelle Obama at funerals.
 
2022-05-24 2:27:00 PM  
I dunno. Maybe we should just let that all sort itself out and keep USSS and the rest of the government out of it.
 
2022-05-24 2:27:58 PM  
I'm sure GW has guns and can totally take care of himself, he's totes a cowboy and all that.
 
2022-05-24 2:36:28 PM  
Way to go. The people might have actually seen some justice after our system failed us. Can't have that!
 
2022-05-24 2:36:47 PM  
Just another example of teens rebelling against their parent
 
2022-05-24 2:36:55 PM  
omg this could only of happen under brandon......
 
2022-05-24 2:37:39 PM  
They tried to kill muh daddy and now they're trying to kill me!
 
2022-05-24 2:39:15 PM  
Shrubbery? So they are the domestic terrorists who say...

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2022-05-24 2:39:17 PM  

Codenamechaz: Ah good, I'm glad we're still finding ways to scaremonger about ISIS in the year of our lord 2022


And here I thought the Flim Flam Führer gave them what-for.
 
2022-05-24 2:39:20 PM  

GardenWeasel: Codenamechaz: Ah good, I'm glad we're still finding ways to scaremonger about ISIS in the year of our lord 2022

And throw in INFILTRATE MEXICAN BORDER OOGA BOOGA while they are at it.


I think pelosi and harris ubered them across the border, didn't they?
 
2022-05-24 2:39:57 PM  
Damn, you're about 21 years too late.
 
2022-05-24 2:39:59 PM  
...recruiting a team of compatriots he hoped to smuggle into the country over the Mexican border...


And now we know the Fox angle on this for the next weeks.
 
2022-05-24 2:40:09 PM  
The suspect, Shihab Ahmed Shihab Shihab, known as "SASS" for short...
 
2022-05-24 2:40:33 PM  
Why on Earth would any enemy have wanted to assassinate george w. bush, unless they thought Darth Cheney could do us even more damage?
 
2022-05-24 2:41:18 PM  
Eh, it would be better if they took him to The Hague. Along with Dick.
 
2022-05-24 2:42:05 PM  
Assassinate a former President?

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2022-05-24 2:42:10 PM  
I'll wait for the page 5C article in 6 months about how the FBI guy planned the whole thing, radicalized the "plotters", and supplied any weapons and all illegal materials associated with the plan.
 
2022-05-24 2:42:28 PM  

dbirchall: The suspect, Shihab Ahmed Shihab Shihab, known as "SASS" for short...


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2022-05-24 2:42:35 PM  
I knew that his stem cell position was going to lead to something like this.
 
2022-05-24 2:42:42 PM  
We shouldnt investigate further or prosecute anyone tho because that might look political.
 
2022-05-24 2:42:43 PM  
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"Gotta be faster than that heh-heh-heh!!"

 
2022-05-24 2:43:05 PM  
Yanno, if the UN, or the International Criminal Court, or some other watchdog apparatus had actually put the dude on trial for all his antics, we wouldn't have ISIS trying to troll for attention
 
2022-05-24 2:44:09 PM  

covfefe: I knew that his stem cell position was going to lead to something like this.


I thought it was his banning of research on human animal hybrids.
 
2022-05-24 2:44:45 PM  
Shihab Ahmed Shihab Shihab

Fake name, fake news.
 
2022-05-24 2:46:41 PM  

You Are All Sheep: GardenWeasel: Codenamechaz: Ah good, I'm glad we're still finding ways to scaremonger about ISIS in the year of our lord 2022

And throw in INFILTRATE MEXICAN BORDER OOGA BOOGA while they are at it.

I think pelosi and harris ubered them across the border, didn't they?


No, Abbott is so *concerned* about border security and terrorism that he is bussing them all into the heartland.
 
2022-05-24 2:47:38 PM  

Palined Parenthood: omg this could only of happen under brandon......


This never would have happened under Trump.
 
2022-05-24 2:48:37 PM  
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2022-05-24 2:49:13 PM  
If they succeed, I won't shed a single tear. In fact, I'd order a nice dinner and toast their success.
 
2022-05-24 2:49:15 PM  
After watching Old Episodes of Mock the Week and reminded of all the shiat the Bush Administration pulled? 

that's all I'm sying.
 
2022-05-24 2:50:29 PM  

wildsnowllama: Shihab Ahmed Shihab Shihab

Fake name, fake news.


Who put "Shibab" in "Ahmed Shibab Shibab"?
 
2022-05-24 2:50:36 PM  

Codenamechaz: Ah good, I'm glad we're still finding ways to scaremonger about ISIS in the year of our lord 2022


Sorry, but your boy Trump didn't actually wipe out ISIS as he claimed.
 
2022-05-24 2:51:23 PM  
SADDUM TRIED TO KILL MUH DADDY.
 
2022-05-24 2:51:32 PM  

GardenWeasel: Codenamechaz: Ah good, I'm glad we're still finding ways to scaremonger about ISIS in the year of our lord 2022

And throw in INFILTRATE MEXICAN BORDER OOGA BOOGA while they are at it.


Yeah because there's only good people that cross the border.
 
2022-05-24 2:51:58 PM  
It truly is explosive news that a war criminal might feel consequences in America.
 
2022-05-24 2:52:53 PM  
That seems like a lot of work to accomplish absolutely nothing.

Well besides shutting down DC for a couple of days for a funeral.  Which in reality has more effect on traffic than that stupid convoy could ever achieve.  So ISIS has one up on them there.
 
2022-05-24 2:52:58 PM  
First the FBI convinced us that some guy named Sirhan Sirhan killed Bobby Kennedy.  Now they say that Shihab Shihab wants to kill Dubya.  Who at the FBI is in charge of making up phony names?
 
2022-05-24 2:53:06 PM  

wildsnowllama: Shihab Ahmed Shihab Shihab

Fake name, fake news.


did you call or maybe sneeze, tried to surpress the sneeze, and then sneezed twice?
 
2022-05-24 2:55:14 PM  
I'm not saying it's right, but... *cue Chris Rock*
 
2022-05-24 2:58:28 PM  
TL/DR: Man of Middle-Eastern descent who made inflammatory statements online was then goaded into doing something stupid by the FBI, has now been arrested for making plans to do something stupid...
 
2022-05-24 2:58:59 PM  

KCinPA: GardenWeasel: Codenamechaz: Ah good, I'm glad we're still finding ways to scaremonger about ISIS in the year of our lord 2022

And throw in INFILTRATE MEXICAN BORDER OOGA BOOGA while they are at it.

Yeah because there's only good people that cross the border.


The 3%'er across the street from me is more of a threat than some rando at the border.
 
2022-05-24 2:59:21 PM  

KCinPA: GardenWeasel: Codenamechaz: Ah good, I'm glad we're still finding ways to scaremonger about ISIS in the year of our lord 2022

And throw in INFILTRATE MEXICAN BORDER OOGA BOOGA while they are at it.

Yeah because there's only good people that cross the border.


Maybe if it were actually *possible* to immigrate through channels, we could put the coyotes out of business and then the traffickers and terrorists would have a harder time. But no, we can't do that, because OOGA BOOGA Swarthy Foreign Boogeymen.
 
2022-05-24 3:00:44 PM  
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2022-05-24 3:00:58 PM  
Meh...
 
2022-05-24 3:05:13 PM  
This just in: ISIS has more backbone than Democrats when it comes to prosecuting war criminals.

News at 11.
 
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