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(Twitter)   BREAKING: Herschel Walker has no memory of the last 18 months   (twitter.com) divider line
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2022-05-24 11:54:57 AM  
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2022-05-24 12:03:33 PM  
Just demonstrates the complete and utter delusion that's required to be a Trump supporter.
 
2022-05-24 12:04:42 PM  
Maybe one of his personalities follows Trump and the others haven't watched the new at all.
 
2022-05-24 12:12:13 PM  
Well now that's a quandry.  On the one hand, outrage over The Steal is a big part of the Republican ethos.  On the other, the guy has an (R) after his name, and GO DAWGS!

Guessing Republicans will pull the lever for (R), no matter what he says or does.
 
2022-05-24 12:14:46 PM  
And that's where the reporter should have pulled out a laptop, and played a five minute loop of every time Dump said exactly that, and then turn to Walker and say "WELL WHAT THE FARK IS THIS???" and let him flop like a fish out of water.

Not that it would matter to Rs..
 
2022-05-24 12:16:23 PM  
The powers within the GOP must have some kind of weird bet to see who the dumbest candidate they can get elected could be.

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2022-05-24 12:18:10 PM  
Roll the tape
 
2022-05-24 12:20:35 PM  
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2022-05-24 12:22:41 PM  

markie_farkie: And that's where the reporter should have pulled out a laptop, and played a five minute loop of every time Dump said exactly that, and then turn to Walker and say "WELL WHAT THE FARK IS THIS???" and let him flop like a fish out of water.

Not that it would matter to Rs..


It would not.  And I would say he would give an excuse about "well he didn't actually say the words 'stole the election'", but Walker is too f*cking stupid and too CTEd to think that fast.
 
2022-05-24 12:33:02 PM  
Surprised Hersey did finish the statement that he would put a gun to anyone's head that said different and blow their brains out
 
2022-05-24 12:38:14 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: markie_farkie: And that's where the reporter should have pulled out a laptop, and played a five minute loop of every time Dump said exactly that, and then turn to Walker and say "WELL WHAT THE FARK IS THIS???" and let him flop like a fish out of water.

Not that it would matter to Rs..

It would not.  And I would say he would give an excuse about "well he didn't actually say the words 'stole the election'", but Walker is too f*cking stupid and too CTEd to think that fast.


At this point asking the guy to do anything much or enabling is is flat out abuse of the mentally ill.  Not that his handlers have a problem with that of course - chalk it up on the nice long list to the side there
 
2022-05-24 1:01:10 PM  

markie_farkie: And that's where the reporter should have pulled out a laptop, and played a five minute loop of every time Dump said exactly that, and then turn to Walker and say "WELL WHAT THE FARK IS THIS???" and let him flop like a fish out of water.

Not that it would matter to Rs..


Reporters don't really see that as their job. They're more into the stenography thing.

I mean, first you question someone and then you aren't invited to the off-the-record briefings and next thing you know there's a cocktail party that you missed out on.
 
2022-05-24 1:15:39 PM  
And Mexico will pay for it.
 
2022-05-24 1:27:46 PM  
CTE
 
2022-05-24 1:56:31 PM  
He is really, REALLY bad at the Jedi mind trick
 
2022-05-24 2:04:02 PM  
18 months?  Hell, even before election day Trump said 2016 was going to be stolen.
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2022-05-24 2:07:01 PM  
He's as dumb as a rock and crazy as a bedbug, so he'll probably win.
 
2022-05-24 2:20:58 PM  
Stupid, or just playing stupid for money?
 
2022-05-24 2:23:12 PM  

whidbey: Stupid, or just playing stupid for money?


Yes.
 
2022-05-24 2:23:34 PM  

weddingsinger: 18 months?  Hell, even before election day Trump said 2016 was going to be stolen.
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Trump's the missing link.
 
2022-05-24 2:23:45 PM  

weddingsinger: 18 months?  Hell, even before election day Trump said 2016 was going to be stolen.
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2022-05-24 2:24:05 PM  
I honestly feel for the guy. In every interview he has a tenuous grasp at best on politics and sometimes reality in general, and the GQP latched onto that.
 
2022-05-24 2:24:49 PM  

weddingsinger: 18 months?  Hell, even before election day Trump said 2016 was going to be stolen.
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God damn every picture of him and his god damn mouth...
 
2022-05-24 2:25:05 PM  
Republicans live in a post-objective reality world.
 
2022-05-24 2:25:27 PM  
Yes but what about this? Focus on the real issues, people.

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2022-05-24 2:25:33 PM  

NateAsbestos: weddingsinger: 18 months?  Hell, even before election day Trump said 2016 was going to be stolen.
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He purposely practiced hundreds of hours to look like that when he speaks.  I guess it speaks to the maga male fantasy.
 
2022-05-24 2:25:58 PM  
Who?

Oh, the footballer. Punch drunk.
 
2022-05-24 2:26:20 PM  
Holy farking Christ.
 
2022-05-24 2:26:43 PM  

Walker: He's as dumb as a rock and crazy as a bedbug, so he'll probably win.


AND he helped Georgia win a national championship. He's the embodiment of Southern values*!

* Playing through injuries and commitment to the run.
 
2022-05-24 2:27:02 PM  
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2022-05-24 2:27:03 PM  
Is this presaging the new messaging?

"Only libs talk about a stolen election, they're obsessed with it!"
 
2022-05-24 2:28:06 PM  

hervatski: I honestly feel for the guy. In every interview he has a tenuous grasp at best on politics and sometimes reality in general, and the GQP latched onto that.


You can see he is somewhat coachable. He didn't like the question and immediately launched into "that is what the lame stream media says..." defense strategy.

Problem is he is only good at running fast. Thinking? not so much.
 
2022-05-24 2:29:07 PM  

Circusdog320: Roll the tape


Actually push back against a GQPer's lies? In an interview?

Sir, you greatly underestimate the pathetic fawning of the American "liberal" "media" towards reich wing candidates.
 
2022-05-24 2:29:21 PM  
Hershel Walker.

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2022-05-24 2:29:30 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Is this presaging the new messaging?

"Only libs talk about a stolen election, they're obsessed with it!"


probably.  Rehash the quid-pro-quo strategy.  Trump never specifically said those words in that order on that day, ergo it never happened.
 
2022-05-24 2:29:41 PM  
Gitmo him until his memory returns.

Problem solved.
 
2022-05-24 2:29:43 PM  
I'm optimistic he's going to lose.

There are still some sane Republicans in the ATL suburbs, and in 2020, they turned on Loeffler because she was a pathetic pander. Walker is even more of a joke.
 
2022-05-24 2:30:05 PM  
He's stealing MTG's schtick.
 
2022-05-24 2:30:46 PM  

Mad Scientist: Just demonstrates the complete and utter delusion that's required to be a Trump supporter.


Example number... f**k I've lost count.
 
2022-05-24 2:31:06 PM  
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2022-05-24 2:31:56 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: markie_farkie: And that's where the reporter should have pulled out a laptop, and played a five minute loop of every time Dump said exactly that, and then turn to Walker and say "WELL WHAT THE FARK IS THIS???" and let him flop like a fish out of water.

Not that it would matter to Rs..

It would not.  And I would say he would give an excuse about "well he didn't actually say the words 'stole the election'", but Walker is too f*cking stupid and too CTEd to think that fast.


I find it hard to believe Trump hasn't used the words "stole the election" in the past year and a half. He definitely has used "stolen election".
 
2022-05-24 2:32:43 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Gitmo him until his memory returns.

Problem solved.


Oh, that's your answer to everything.
 
2022-05-24 2:33:04 PM  

Hyjamon: hervatski: I honestly feel for the guy. In every interview he has a tenuous grasp at best on politics and sometimes reality in general, and the GQP latched onto that.

You can see he is somewhat coachable. He didn't like the question and immediately launched into "that is what the lame stream media says..." defense strategy.

Problem is he is only good at running fast. Thinking? not so much.


"Well, he never said that to me."

Okay, my dude, but he headlined a rally literally called "Stop the Steal" like 30 minutes because the insurrection started.....
 
2022-05-24 2:33:33 PM  
o look all the lib racist's are out early today.....
 
2022-05-24 2:33:46 PM  
Ahh, the Ronald Reagan defense.
 
2022-05-24 2:35:05 PM  
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Because it makes me laugh, that's why.
 
2022-05-24 2:36:59 PM  
Double plus good. Did he say if the chocolate ration was going to be raised again?
 
2022-05-24 2:37:04 PM  
See mom and dad, never let your kids play football.
 
2022-05-24 2:37:33 PM  
It doesn't matter.  He can be as stupid and shady as possible and he will still have a really good shot at being elected.  Tommy Farking Tuberville is a US Senator. The bar is so goddamn low.
 
2022-05-24 2:38:32 PM  
CTE is a hell of a disease
 
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