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(WUSA9)   There's having some wild turkey after a funeral, but then there's having a wild turkey join a funeral   (wusa9.com) divider line
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1333 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 May 2022 at 2:59 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-24 1:59:20 PM  
That really is awesome, it's not hokie.
 
BBH
2022-05-24 3:09:39 PM  
Makes sense to me, Ben Franklin wanted the Wild Turkey to be "America's Bird".
 
2022-05-24 3:09:54 PM  
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2022-05-24 3:10:20 PM  
It knows it was almost the National Bird.
 
2022-05-24 3:10:53 PM  
"...And lastly, to my heirs and well-wishers, when you say goodbye, bury me with some wild turkey in my hands."

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2022-05-24 3:11:05 PM  

BBH: Makes sense to me, Ben Franklin wanted the Wild Turkey to be "America's Bird".


(shakes tiny talon)
 
2022-05-24 3:22:14 PM  
Well it's nice SOME turkeys in DC are getting good press, because there's a royal dick of a turkey attacking bicyclists on a trail near the Maryland border:

Wild turkey attacks woman in DC
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BBH
2022-05-24 3:23:42 PM  
That turkey is more respectful to fallen military personnel than TFT (TFG).
 
2022-05-24 3:24:25 PM  
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2022-05-24 3:26:41 PM  
I was once at an outdoor wedding in Meadville, PA, that a turkey flew over, about 12' off the ground.
 
2022-05-24 3:34:46 PM  

Lsherm: Well it's nice SOME turkeys in DC are getting good press, because there's a royal dick of a turkey attacking bicyclists on a trail near the Maryland border:

[YouTube video: Wild turkey attacks woman in DC]


Let's see it's spring
What happens in spring that could make a wild animal territorial?

And I gotta ask was she just minding her own business or was she like oh look a big bird let me get a close up pic
 
2022-05-24 3:50:48 PM  

spongeboob: Lsherm: Well it's nice SOME turkeys in DC are getting good press, because there's a royal dick of a turkey attacking bicyclists on a trail near the Maryland border:

[YouTube video: Wild turkey attacks woman in DC]

Let's see it's spring
What happens in spring that could make a wild animal territorial?

And I gotta ask was she just minding her own business or was she like oh look a big bird let me get a close up pic


Nah, local news has been having a field day with it. I think the bird nested right next to the bike path and she's taking on any and all comers who go through that way.
 
2022-05-24 4:14:57 PM  
The last time I got drunk after a funeral was my grandfather's funeral.  His wife (not my grandmother, but a wonderful lady who was married to him for well more than half his life) took a few bottles out of the liquor cabinet - the few things she would drink herself - and put them away.

Then she came out and invited us all to empty the cabinet and enjoy whatever we wanted.  My dad, his brothers, my cousins, and I ended up sharing about a bottle and a half of Bookers that evening.
 
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