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(ESPN)   A critical breakdown of Tom Cruise's abilities...as a runner   (espn.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Tom Cruise, TOM CRUISE, Steven Spielberg, running actor, formative run of Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman, Academy Award for Best Actor, Angelo Corbo  
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972 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 24 May 2022 at 12:20 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-24 12:27:05 PM  
He's no Steven Segal
 
2022-05-24 12:28:19 PM  
Can he make it to the end of the block at full speed without gassing himself or having a heart attack? If yes, he's better at running than most Americans, myself included.
 
2022-05-24 12:29:14 PM  
A "runner" - is that gay-slang?
 
2022-05-24 12:34:34 PM  

kbronsito: He's no Steven Segal


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2022-05-24 12:36:30 PM  

LewDux: kbronsito: He's no Steven Segal

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I doubt that fat bastard can run at all anymore.
 
2022-05-24 12:39:45 PM  
Wow. Slow news day.
 
2022-05-24 12:48:38 PM  
That was actually a pretty interesting read.

I never really thought about how he runs all the time before. Kinda cool to know he's actually pretty good at it.
 
2022-05-24 1:09:30 PM  
I'm trying to run like... 
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2022-05-24 1:10:44 PM  
I am shocked and not disappointed that I read the whole article.
 
2022-05-24 1:17:49 PM  

Two16: A "runner" - is that gay-slang?


Run teh Ghey away, Family Guy style.
 
2022-05-24 1:21:02 PM  
Whar Family Guy reference?!
 
2022-05-24 1:36:45 PM  
Taking your breath away?
 
2022-05-24 1:37:41 PM  
Guy can fly a helicopter, not sure how important his running ability is.
 
2022-05-24 1:37:51 PM  

LewDux: kbronsito: He's no Steven Segal

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These days, it's more like a waddle.

/stolen from a "so bad it's good" movie vlog on Youtube
 
2022-05-24 1:51:08 PM  

bingethinker: Wow. Slow news day.


The "barely disguised as news" Top Gun 2 marketing has been off the charts the last few weeks. I bet it'll be even worse when Avatar 2's release date gets closer.
 
2022-05-24 1:56:59 PM  

Unscratchable_Itch: I'm trying to run like... [troubledminds.org image 600x347]


Sonic the hedgehog style.
 
2022-05-24 2:03:05 PM  
Jack Sparrow Joins Guest Imitating Character's Run Through Disneyland
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2022-05-24 2:06:16 PM  
TV Intro Opening | The Six Million Dollar Man
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2022-05-24 2:32:46 PM  

WhackingDay: Guy can fly a helicopter, not sure how important his running ability is.


Yeah but that movie had him running full on balls out for what felt like an eternity of a long take across those rooftops - and that was in the same sequence where he shattered his ankle, which was supposed to sideline him for months. In the theater I legit felt like *I* was going to have a heart attack because that shiat would have killed me.
 
2022-05-24 2:38:05 PM  

EdgeRunner: bingethinker: Wow. Slow news day.

The "barely disguised as news" Top Gun 2 marketing has been off the charts the last few weeks. I bet it'll be even worse when Avatar 2's release date gets closer.


They're making another one? So they fixed it!?
Papyrus - SNL
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2022-05-24 2:44:03 PM  

Exile On Beale Street: EdgeRunner: bingethinker: Wow. Slow news day.

The "barely disguised as news" Top Gun 2 marketing has been off the charts the last few weeks. I bet it'll be even worse when Avatar 2's release date gets closer.

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Why couldn't the movie have acting that good?
 
2022-05-24 6:03:55 PM  
Man I miss the Cul-de-sac crew.
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